Help! My Fictional Knight Is Real?! Chapter 16

[Scene: Seren’s Apartment – The Beginning of the End]

Seren walks into the living room and immediately senses something is wrong.

Seren wagner (fl)

(narrowing her eyes) Why do you look suspiciously focused?

Kieran Valtor (ml)

(staring at her laptop, deep in concentration) I am learning.

Seren wagner (fl)

(taking a cautious step back) Learning what?

Kieran Valtor (ml)

(dramatically turning the screen towards her) The ways of the ‘social media’

Seren wagner (fl)

(dropping her bag in horror) OH NO.

[Scene: Kieran Discovers Memes – The First Sign of Disaster]

Seren leans over, dreading what she’s about to witness.

📱 Kieran’s Screen: A deep dive into an internet black hole of memes.

Kieran Valtor (ml)

(pointing at a meme) Why does this dog say ‘such wow’?

Seren wagner (fl)

That’s Doge. It’s a meme.

Kieran Valtor (ml)

(stroking his chin like a philosopher) Fascinating. This ‘meme’ culture thrives on absurdity

Seren wagner (fl)

Exactly. Now close the laptop and walk away before you lose yourself

Kieran Valtor (ml)

No.

Seren watches in pure horror as Kieran clicks on another meme.

💀 Meme on Screen: ‘When you’re about to duel but your WiFi lags’ (picture of a knight frozen mid-swing)

Kieran Valtor (ml)

(dramatic gasp) ARE THEY MOCKING MY HONORABLE TRADITIONS?

Seren wagner (fl)

No, they’re mocking bad internet.

Kieran Valtor (ml)

(nodding with determination) Then I must contribute to this world of absurdity.

Seren wagner (fl)

NO, YOU REALLY DON’T

[Scene: Kieran Makes a Twitter Account – The Internet Screams]

Kieran, having zero self-restraint, creates an account immediately.

✍️ Username: Sir_Kieran_of_Caffeine 📜 Bio: "Knight. Warrior. Conqueror of Coffee Machines."

Seren wagner (fl)

(watching in real-time horror) Oh no. This is a mistake.

Kieran Valtor (ml)

(typing his first tweet) Why do people say ‘LOL’? Are they not laughing? Are they LIARS?

👀 The Internet: Instantly fascinated.

💬 Random Follower: Bro, you good?

Kieran Valtor (ml)

(replying instantly) No. The coffee machine attacked me. I emerged victorious.

Seren wagner (fl)

You’re going to go viral, aren’t you?

Kieran Valtor (ml)

(refreshing the page, seeing his follower count increase rapidly) What does ‘going viral’ mean? Have I won a battle?

Seren wagner (fl)

For humanity’s sake, DELETE THAT ACCOUNT.

[Scene: Kieran’s DM Disaster – The Internet Tries to Understand Him]

Within an hour, Kieran’s inbox is filled with messages.

📨 Random Follower: Are you for real, or is this a character?

Kieran Valtor (ml)

(typing seriously) I am always real. Unless I am an illusion. But I am not. I think.

👀 Random Follower: Bro…

📨 Another Follower: Will you marry me?

Kieran Valtor (ml)

(smirking at Seren) Ah. The people adore me.

Seren wagner (fl)

THEY THINK YOU’RE A ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT, YOU MENACE.

[Scene: Kieran Learns About Instagram – A Full-Blown Crisis]

Kieran Valtor (ml)

What is this ‘Instagram’? Another battlefield?

Seren wagner (fl)

No, it’s where people post pictures of their food and pretend they have their lives together.

Kieran Valtor (ml)

Excellent. I shall post a photo of my victory over the coffee machine.

📸 Post: A blurry photo of Kieran standing next to the coffee machine, pointing at it like he just won a duel.

📜 Caption: "The beast has been tamed. Bow before me."

🔥 The Internet: LOSES ITS MIND.

💬 Comment 1: Bro thinks he’s in a medieval fantasy novel.

💬 Comment 2: I would die for this man.

💬 Comment 3: I CAN’T TELL IF HE’S JOKING OR NOT.

[Scene: Seren Tries to Stop Him – Fails Miserably]

Seren wagner (fl)

(grabbing his phone): STOP. JUST STOP. YOU’RE GOING TO BECOME A MEME.

Kieran Valtor (ml)

(grinning, unfazed) Then I shall be the mightiest meme of all.

Seren wagner (fl)

I need new friends.

Kieran Valtor (ml)

No, you need more followers. Worry not, Seren. I shall tag you in my greatness.

📜 New Post: A candid photo of Seren looking done with life. 📜 Caption: "My loyal squire, constantly judging me."

Seren wagner (fl)

I QUIT. I QUIT LIFE.

🔥 The Internet: DECLARES KIERAN AN ICON.