Help! My Fictional Knight Is Real?!
Chapter 11
[Scene: The Living Room – More Suffering for Seren]
Seren drags Kieran to the couch, hoping for at least one peaceful moment. Rina and Lena? They’re just here for the entertainment at this point.
Seren wagner (fl)
(grabbing the remote) Okay. This is a TV. It shows moving pictures, like a play.
Kieran Valtor (ml)
(leaning forward, intrigued) A play? Without actors?
Rina Wagner (fl sis)
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Seren clicks the remote. The TV turns on.
🎶 [Loud dramatic music] 🎶
Kieran Valtor (ml)
(leaping to his feet, sword-hand twitching) WHO DARES? SHOW YOURSELF.
📺 TV: In a world… where danger lurks around every corner…
Kieran Valtor (ml)
(grabbing a lamp like it’s a weapon) THEY SPEAK FROM THE ABYSS.
lena warner (fl bff)
(crying from laughter) Bro, he thinks it’s talking to him
[TV shows an action scene with explosions.]
Kieran Valtor (ml)
(diving behind the couch like he’s under attack) WE ARE UNDER SIEGE.
Seren wagner (fl)
(facepalming) IT’S NOT REAL.
Rina Wagner (fl sis)
(rolling on the floor) OH MY GOD, SOMEONE RECORD THIS.
lena warner (fl bff)
(grinning) Kieran, it’s just a moving painting, it won’t hurt you.
[TV switches to a nature documentary. A lion roars.]
🦁 TV: The mighty lion stalks its prey…
Kieran Valtor (ml)
(whispering, gripping the couch arm for dear life): …It knows I am here.
Seren wagner (fl)
(tired of life) IT DOES NOT KNOW YOU ARE HERE.
lena warner (fl bff)
(snickering) Hey, put Animal Planet on. Let’s see what he does when he sees a shark.
[TV switches to a documentary about the ocean. A massive shark appears.]
🦈 TV: The great white shark, a perfect predator…
Kieran Valtor (ml)
(jumping up, looking around wildly) WE MUST LEAVE. THE WATER BEAST APPROACHES.
Seren wagner (fl)
(deadpan) Kieran. It is inside the box. It cannot get you.
Kieran Valtor (ml)
(suspicious, still ready to run) …Are you sure?
Rina Wagner (fl sis)
(laughing so hard she can’t breathe) Bro, he thinks it’s going to climb out.
[Five minutes later, Kieran is cautiously watching a cooking show.]
👨🍳 TV Chef: “And now, we add a pinch of salt—”
Kieran Valtor (ml)
(nodding approvingly) Ah, he is a skilled alchemist.
Seren wagner (fl)
(giving up on life) I can’t do this anymore.
lena warner (fl bff)
Seren, you’ve created a masterpiece.
Rina Wagner (fl sis)
Forget a knight. This is just a medieval golden retriever.
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2025-03-08
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