Chapter 4 and extras. A massive update

📖 CHAPTER 4 – "A Monster, A Plunger, and A Shopping Trip"

🚶 KAYDEE’S VERY NORMAL DAY (NOT REALLY)

Kaydee casually strolls into town, whistling like nothing’s wrong.

Behind him, the Glitched Beast X-404 is yeeting buildings, chewing on NPC houses like they’re made of cookies, and chasing terrified villagers while yelling:

> "OUT OF MY WAY! MY MASTER NEEDS TO GO SHOPPING!"

Kaydee: "Yup. Just a normal guy. Doing normal hero stuff."

The townspeople scream in terror. Guards sound the alarm.

> [ALERT: A GIANT MONSTER HAS ENTERED TOWN!]

[QUEST TRIGGERED: HEROES, STOP THE BEAST!]

Kaydee stops walking.

"Wait. What."

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⚔️ HEROES VS. KAYDEE (AGAINST HIS WILL)

A team of overpowered RPG heroes suddenly spawns in front of him.

A Holy Knight in shining armor

A Fire Mage with an oversized hat

A Ninja that moves so fast he lags in real life

And a Bard… playing an electric guitar???

Kaydee: "Oh, great. The Power Rangers have arrived."

The Holy Knight points his sword dramatically at Kaydee.

"VILE NECROMANCER! HOW DARE YOU BRING A DEMON TO OUR LAND!"

Kaydee: "Woah, woah, woah! First of all, I’m not a necromancer. Second, this guy is not a demon—"

The Glitched Beast casually eats a horse-drawn carriage.

Kaydee: "Okay, fine, he LOOKS LIKE a demon, but he’s a good boy, I swear!"

> [HEROIC PARTY INITIATES ATTACK!]

Kaydee’s eyes widen.

"Aw, crap—"

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🎭 WHEN YOUR SUMMON IS TOO STRONG

The Fire Mage casts a MASSIVE FIREBALL and launches it at the Glitched Beast.

The Ninja teleports behind Kaydee (nothing personnel, kid) and slashes at his head.

The Holy Knight jumps into the air, his sword glowing with DIVINE POWER.

Kaydee: "WELL, TIME TO DIE."

But then—

The Glitched Beast catches the fireball… and eats it.

The Ninja slashes Kaydee… but hits the Plunger instead.

> [PLUMBER’S JUSTICE - PASSIVE ABILITY ACTIVATED!]

[EFFECT: ALL ATTACKS BOUNCE OFF LIKE A CHEAP KNOCK-OFF TOY!]

The ninja’s katana bends like rubber and slaps him in the face instead.

Kaydee: "PFFFFT HAHAHA!"

The Holy Knight swings his divine sword with all his might—

The Glitched Beast casually grabs him mid-air and throws him into the horizon like Team Rocket.

Kaydee: "…Welp."

The Bard, now sweating bullets, slowly puts down his guitar and backs away.

Bard: "N-Never mind! I’m switching careers. I-I hear farming is nice this time of year."

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🏪 FINALLY… TIME TO SHOP!

After that completely unnecessary battle, Kaydee finally enters the local item shop.

The shopkeeper is hiding behind the counter, crying.

Kaydee: "Yo, old man, you still open?"

Shopkeeper: "P-please don’t destroy my shop!"

Kaydee: "Relax! I just wanna buy something normal. Like a sword! Or a shield! Maybe even a health potion—"

> [ERROR: SHOP MENU OVERRIDDEN BY CONSOLE DEBUG MODE]

Kaydee: "Huh?"

A weird hacker-like menu appears instead of the normal shop UI.

> [GLITCHED ITEM SELECTION]

– Option 1: Potion of Infinite HP (BUT YOU CAN’T TURN IT OFF.)

– Option 2: Excalibur (BUT IT’S A GIANT FISH INSTEAD OF A SWORD.)

– Option 3: Pegasus Boots (BUT YOU CAN ONLY RUN IN REVERSE.)

– Option 4: Mystery Box (???)

Kaydee: "Oh, COME ON."

To be Continued...

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Extras:

🔧 Plumber’s Justice

> “If the world’s broken, time to fix it—one pipe at a time.”

📌 Item Type:

Legendary Debugging Tool / Weapon

📌 Appearance:

A rusty yet indestructible oversized pipe wrench(that switch it's form from wrench to a plunger depending on the situation when use) with digital cracks running along its surface.

The metal constantly flickers between 2D pixel art and hyper-realistic textures, glitching slightly when swung.

📌 Effects & Abilities:

1️⃣ Bug Smasher – Deals extra damage to corrupted/glitched enemies. If an enemy is suffering from a bugged status effect, it amplifies the damage further.

2️⃣ Code Stabilizer – When used on NPCs suffering from memory corruption, it has a chance to restore parts of their original self—though results may vary (sometimes hilarious).

3️⃣ Pipe Warp Exploit – Slamming it on the ground creates a temporary ‘Warp Pipe’ to another random location—useful for escaping… but sometimes drops Kaydee in unintended places.

4️⃣ Plumber’s Special: Debug Drain – On a perfectly timed parry, it absorbs a portion of the enemy’s glitched energy and converts it into a temporary stat boost.

5️⃣ Hidden Legacy (?????) – This weapon has an unknown connection to an old forgotten hero. The deeper Kaydee delves into the Glitchworld’s mysteries, the more this weapon’s true power will reveal itself.

📌 Drawbacks:

Unpredictable Warp Pipe Effect – The exit location isn’t fully controlled.

Limited Restoration Accuracy – NPCs restored with the wrench form might glitch in weird ways (e.g., gain incorrect memories, speak in riddles, or start floating).

Heavy & Unwieldy – Slower attack speed compared to other melee weapons.

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📌 Lore & Origin:

The Plumber’s Justice is a one-of-a-kind relic from the pre-Glitchworld era. Legends say it belonged to an unknown “debugger” from an ancient platforming realm who used it to fix broken realities. The AI GameMaster considers this weapon a dangerous anomaly and has tried to erase it from existence—yet, it keeps resurfacing.

It somehow ended up in Kaydee’s hands after a failed item spawn glitch, making it one of the few debugging tools still accessible to him in the corrupted world.

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🏹 3.3 The Silent Assassin – Shadowfang

🔪 Class: Rogue / Assassin

🔪 Personality: Super edgy, barely talks.

🔪 Abilities: Stealth, critical strikes, parkour.

🔪 Weakness: BUGGED AI – Sometimes walks into walls and gets stuck.

> Funny Moment: Kaydee spawns a banana peel, making Shadowfang slip mid-battle

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The Chosen Hero – Sir Leon Goldenheart

🛡️ Class: Holy Knight (Paladin)

🛡️ Personality: Overly serious, thinks he’s the protagonist of the world.

🛡️ Abilities: Light-based magic, self-healing, and an ego bigger than his sword.

🛡️ Weakness: Super weak to debuffs (Kaydee might troll him with "status.sleep()").

> Funny Moment: Tries to give a heroic speech, but Kaydee muted his dialogue box.

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🧙‍♂️ 3.2 The Genius Mage – Arkanos the Arcane

📜 Class: Grand Sorcerer

📜 Personality: Hyper-intelligent but easily distracted by game logic errors.

📜 Abilities: Master of magic, can cast any spell.

📜 Weakness: Overthinks everything (spends 5 minutes analyzing a single bug instead of fighting).

> Funny Moment: He panics when he sees Kaydee using cheats, yelling:

“WAIT, THAT COMMAND SHOULDN’T EXIST IN THIS WORLD! THIS BREAKS THE LORE!!!”

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🎸 3.5 The Rock Star Bard – Dante "Thunderchord" Strelvani

> "Listen up, peasants! My solos inspire warriors, melt faces, and—wait, why is my lute turning into a banjo?!"

🎸 Class: Bard / Sound Mage

🎸 Personality: Thinks he’s a legendary rockstar and treats every battle like a battle of the bands.

🎸 Abilities: Music-based magic, buffs allies, can literally attack with soundwaves.

🎸 Weakness: His guitar sometimes glitches into weird instruments (like a ukulele, kazoo, or rubber chicken).

📝 Behavior & Traits:

✅ Overdramatic & Charismatic – Strikes rockstar poses mid-battle.

✅ Trash-Talker – Insults enemies in rhyming lyrics.

✅ Loves Flashy Entrances – Appears with a dramatic guitar solo and fireworks, even when unnecessary.

✅ Annoyingly Cool – The kind of guy who never walks—only struts.

🎶 Abilities & Fighting Style:

🎸 Riff of the Valkyries – Inspires his team, buffing their attack power.

🎸 Drop D Earthquake – Drops his tuning so low that the ground shakes violently.

🎸 Sonic Boom Solo – A high-pitched shred that causes eardrum damage.

🎸 Mosh Pit Mayhem – Summons ghostly headbanging fans that rush enemies.

🎸 Encore Glitch – BUGGED ABILITY: If he plays for too long, his spell loops infinitely, forcing him to keep performing.

🎭 Funny Moments & Role in the Story:

🔹 Tries to be "the cool one," but his magic is highly unstable due to glitches.

🔹 His weapon is a magical electric guitar, but sometimes it randomly turns into a banjo or accordion mid-performance.

🔹 Despises Kaydee for using debug cheats, calling him a "false player with no skill."

🔹 However… secretly respects Kaydee’s creativity (even if he won’t admit it).

🔹 Later gets stuck in an infinite "Encore Loop" bug, forcing the heroes to protect him until the system resets.

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