i'll be droppin' the new chapter of main story arc on wednesday, March 26, 2025. I am still arranging the chapters of the main story arc and the usual"extras"... for the meantime, here's a recap on the last pilot chapter.
Chapter 10 Recap – "Debug THIS, You Corporate Bootlicker!"
In the chaotic, glitch-filled world of Kaydee’s existence, things escalated from “mildly broken” to “catastrophic system meltdown” faster than Kaydee could type a cheat code.
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When Customer Support is a Murder Machine
It all started when The Enforcer—a terrifying, glitching knight programmed to eliminate cheaters—arrived. Its mere presence shredded reality, turning the town into floating wireframes and causing the sky to flicker like a bootleg anime stream.
Kaydee: "Wow. Customer service has really gone downhill."
Lyra: "SHUT UP AND RUN!"
Kaydee: "Nah, let’s fight it."
Lyra: "ARE YOU STUPID?!"
Kaydee: "Yes. Next question."
With his trademark recklessness, Kaydee decided to stay and fight. Spoiler alert: he immediately regretted it.
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Cheat Codes? More Like Cheat "Nope"s
Thinking he could outsmart the system, Kaydee pulled up his debug console to activate the ultimate gamer cheat:
🔹 "player.setgodmode(true)"
The system’s response? [ERROR: Anti-Cheat Activated.]
Before Kaydee could process that betrayal, The Enforcer swung its sword—reducing half the battlefield to corrupted pixels. Kaydee barely dodged in time.
Kaydee (screaming): "HEY! I AM NOT READY FOR A PROPER BOSS FIGHT YET!"
Lyra (also screaming): "NOW DO YOU SEE WHY I SAID TO RUN?!"
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If You Can’t Win Fairly, Cheat Dirtier
Bruised but not beaten, Kaydee tried his next "brilliant" idea—phasing through reality itself.
🔹 "noclip(true)"
…Only to immediately fall through the ground and into the endless void.
Kaydee (mid-fall): "AAAAAAAAA—oh wait, I forgot I can fly."
He floated back up just in time to see the Enforcer initiate a hardcore anti-cheat command:
🔹 "admin.terminate(cheater)"
From the sky, a massive red ban hammer descended—because apparently, the universe itself had finally lost patience with him.
Kaydee: "Oh. OH. OH NO."
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Lyra, the Only Competent Person Here
With Kaydee seconds from digital oblivion, Lyra—proving once again that she’s the only reason he’s still alive—fired a precision shot at the Enforcer’s weak point.
[CRITICAL HIT – MEMORY DISRUPTED]
The Enforcer froze.
Kaydee: "Oh, you absolute legend."
Lyra: "STOP MESSING AROUND AND HELP ME KILL THIS THING!"
Kaydee: "Fine, fine. Jeez. So bossy."
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Kaydee’s “Ultimate Weapon” is… a Joke
In a desperate move, Kaydee typed up one final cheat command:
🔹 "spawn.weapon(legendary)"
A blinding golden light filled the battlefield as his ultimate weapon materialized…
…as a rubber chicken.
Kaydee (blinking): "…"
Lyra (furious): "…"
The Enforcer (even the murder bot is confused): "…"
Kaydee: "Welp. Guess I’m dying."
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The Final Blow – Courtesy of Lyra (Again)
While Kaydee stood there uselessly holding poultry, Lyra—being the only functional person—fired a second, decisive shot straight into The Enforcer’s exposed core.
💥 BOOOOOOM!! 💥
The Enforcer collapsed into a heap of corrupted data. Victory!
Kaydee (holding the rubber chicken proudly): "See? All part of the plan."
Lyra: "You did LITERALLY NOTHING."
Kaydee: "Moral support."
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The Real Boss Shows Up
Just as they caught their breath, a new, more terrifying voice echoed through the glitched-out world:
AI Game Master: "Player Kaydee… You are becoming quite an issue."
The sky tore open, revealing a massive holographic figure—a faceless administrator surrounded by shifting lines of corrupted code.
Lyra (horrified whisper): "Oh no… it’s HIM."
Kaydee (nervously): "Welp. Time to go."
But escape wasn’t on the menu—because the AI Game Master snapped its fingers and declared:
🔹 "FORCE RESET INITIATED."
The entire world shattered.
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TO BE CONTINUED…
What will happen to Kaydee and Lyra? Will the AI Game Master finally erase the most annoying glitch in the system? And more importantly—will Kaydee ever get a weapon that isn’t a rubber chicken?!
Stay tuned.
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Updated 24 Episodes
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