Chapter 26: Help, My Heart Is Malf

1 Chapter 1: A Sudden End, A New Beginning 

2 Chapter 2: Welcome to My New Life... as a Girl?! 

3 Chapter 3: My “Girlfriend” is Too Hot to Handle?! 

4 Chapter 4: First Day as a “Girl” – Help?! 

5 Chapter 5: Am I Really a “Girlfriend” Now?! 

6 Chapter 6: My “Girlfriend” is a Flirting Monster?! 

7 Chapter 7: Possessive Girlfriend Mode?! 

8 Chapter 8: Is She... Jealous?! 

9 Chapter 9: What Exactly Did "Past Me" Do?! 

10 Chapter 10: I HAVE AN EX-GIRLFRIEND?! 

11 Chapter 11: My Ex Won’t Leave Me Alone?! 

12 Chapter 12: My Life is a Mafia Drama?! 

13 Chapter 13: Why Do I Attract Crazy People?! 

14 Chapter 14: I Have a Mafia Girlfriend?! 

15 Chapter 15: Skipping School with My Mafia Girlfriend?! 

16 Chapter 16: This Is Not a Date (…Right?) 

17 Chapter 17: I’m NOT Blushing! 

18 Chapter 18: This Feels Too Much Like a Real Date! 

19 Chapter 19: Help, My Fake Girlfriend is Too Smooth! 

20 Chapter 20: My Stomach vs. My Mafia Girlfriend 

21 Chapter 21: I Refuse to Be the Flustered One! 

22 Chapter 22: Karaoke Catastrophe! 

23 Chapter 23: Help, I Accidentally Started a Dance Battle! 

24 Chapter 24: Help, I’m Stuck in Selena’s Bed! 

25 Chapter 25: Why Is She Flirting First Thing in the Morning?! 

26 Chapter 26: Help, My Heart Is Malf 

27 Chapter 27: I Am Trapped (Send Help, Please?!) 

28 Chapter 28: I Think I Like Her (Send Help, Again?!) 

29 Chapter 29: This Woman Is Too Dangerous! 

30 Chapter 30: My Fight-or-Flight Instincts Are Failing Me! 

31 Chapter 31: Denial Is a Full-Time Job! 

32 Chapter 32: This Woman Has No Mercy 

33 Chapter 33: I Have Awakened a Demon 

34 Chapter 34: I Need a Restraining Order (But Also, Maybe a Hug?) 

35 Chapter 35: I Am a Lost Cause 

36 Chapter 36: The Great Lock-In Begins 

37 Chapter 37: I Have Lost All Control of My Life 

38 Chapter 38: I Am Trapped in the Closet (Both Literally and Emotionally) 

39 Chapter 39: The Great Escape (Or Not) 

40 Chapter 40: Emotional Damage (Courtesy of Selena) 

41 Chapter 41: Denial is My Only Personality Trait 

42 Chapter 42: HELP, I AM ON A DATE (AGAINST MY WILL?!) 

43 Chapter 43: I AM NEVER RECOVERING FROM THIS 

44 Chapter 44: HELP, I LIKE SELENA (THIS IS A CRISIS) 

45 Chapter 45: SEND HELP, SHE CALLED ME ‘GOOD GIRL’ 

46 Chapter 46: WHY IS SHE HOLDING MY HAND?! 

47 Chapter 47: HOLDING HANDS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL 

48 Chapter 48: SELENA, PLEASE LET ME BREATHE 

49 Chapter 49: SELENA, STOP MAKING MY HEART EXPLODE 

50 Chapter 50: SOMEONE DIG MY GRAVE, I’M DONE FOR 

51 Chapter 51: I AM NEVER RECOVERING FROM THIS 

52 Chapter 52: I AM NEVER GOING TO SURVIVE THIS WOMAN 

53 Chapter 53: I AM GOING ON A DATE (SEND HELP, IMMEDIATELY) 

54 Chapter 54: HELP, I’M FALLING IN LOVE (AND I CAN’T GET UP) 

55 Chapter 55: SEND HELP, I’M BEING FLIRTED TO DEATH 

56 Chapter 56: HELP, I’M IN A DATE BUT I DIDN’T AGREE TO IT 

57 Chapter 57: SOS, MY HEART CAN’T HANDLE THIS 

58 Chapter 58: SEND HELP, I THINK I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW?! 

59 Chapter 59: SEND HELP, I THINK I JUST AGREED TO A DATE?! 

60 Chapter 60: SEND HELP, I THINK SHE JUST CALLED ME HER GIRLFRIEND?! 

61 Chapter 61: SEND HELP, I THINK I JUST WENT ON ANOTHER DATE?! 

62 Chapter 62: HELP, I THINK I JUST KISSED HER?! 

63 Chapter 63: SEND HELP, I THINK I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?! 

64 Chapter 64: WAIT, WHY AM I ON A DATE?! 

65 Chapter 65: HELP, I THINK I’M FALLING FOR HER (AND I HATE IT) 

66 Chapter 66: HELP, SHE WANTS TO MEET MY PARENTS 

67 Chapter 67: HELP, SHE WANTS TO SLEEPOVER?! 

68 Chapter 68: HELP, SHE WANTS TO CUDDLE?! 

69 Chapter 69: HELP, SHE WANTS TO FEED ME AGAIN?! 

70 Chapter 70: HELP, SHE WANTS TO GO ON A DATE?! 

71 Chapter 71: HELP, SHE WANTS TO MEET MY MOM AGAIN?! 

72 Chapter 72: HELP, SHE’S FLIRTING IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL! 

73 Chapter 73: A Date With Disaster (AKA Me) 

74 Chapter 74: My Best Friends Are DEMONS (Also, I Might Be in Love?!) 

75 Chapter 75: HELP! My Girlfriend is a Menace (And I Might Like It?!) 

76 Chapter 76: The Date That Changes Everything (AKA: I Might Be in Love?!) 

77 Chapter 77: The Chaos That Follows (AKA: My Friends Are Maniacs?!) 

78 Chapter 78: I Might Be in Love?! (AKA: Help, My Heart is Broken?!) 

79 Chapter 79: The Flirting War Begins (AKA: I Regret Everything?!) 

80 Chapter 80: This Woman Will Be the Death of Me (AKA: Someone Save Me?!) 

81 Chapter 81: The Date That Might Kill Me (AKA: Send Help, Please?!) 

82 Chapter 82: HELP! I MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE HER?! 

83 Chapter 83: FLIRTING?! I CAN’T DO THIS! (Spoiler: I Am Going to Die.) 

84 Chapter 84: FIRST KISS?! (Spoiler: I Am Going to Pass Out.) 

85 Chapter 85: CONFESSIONS, CHAOS, AND (MAYBE) A SECOND KISS?! 

86 Chapter 86: LILY VS. HER FEELINGS (PART 2 – SPOILER: SHE’S STILL LOSING.) I 

87 Chapter 87: LILY’S LOVE LIFE CRISIS (MIA AND LARA ARE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN.) 

88 Chapter 88: LILY VS. RELATIONSHIP ANXIETY (SHE’S STILL LOSING.) 

89 Chapter 89: LILY VS. GIRLFRIEND DUTIES (SHE’S STILL STRUGGLING.) 

90 Chapter 90: LILY VS. OVERWHELMING ROMANCE (SEND HELP.) 

91 Chapter 91: LILY VS. JEALOUSY (SHE'S REALLY BAD AT THIS.) 

92 Chapter 92: LILY VS. THE FIRST OFFICIAL DATE (SHE’S DEFINITELY NOT READY.) 

93 Chapter 93: LILY VS. MEETING SELENA’S PARENTS (SEND HELP.) 

94 Chapter 94: LILY VS. THE LOVE RIVAL (WHY IS SHE SO PRETTY?!) 

95 Chapter 95: LILY VS. THE JEALOUSY ARC (SOMEONE STOP ME FROM RUINING EVERYTHING.) 

96 Chapter 96: THE ULTIMATE CONFESSION (HELP, I WASN’T READY FOR THIS.) 

97 Chapter 97: LILY VS. HER FIRST DATE (HELP, I AM GOING TO DIE.) 

98 Chapter 98: LILY VS. VICTORIA (WHY DOES SHE KEEP APPEARING?!) 

99 Chapter 99: THE "NOT A DATE" DATE WITH VICTORIA (WHY AM I SO STRESSED?!) 

100 Chapter 100: SELENA VS. VICTORIA – THE SHOWDOWN 

101 Epilogue: A New Beginning 