Chapter 16: FBI, Mafia, and My Self-Destruction Speedrun

1 Chapter 1: The Rebirth of a Villainess 

2 Chapter 2: Mafia Bosses Are Too Flirty 

3 Chapter 3: Mission BL is Failing Miserably 

4 Chapter 5: My Bodyguard Thinks I’m an Idiot 

5 Chapter 6: The Rival Who Hates Me (But Probably Wants to Date Me Too) 

6 Chapter 7: Why Is Everyone Flirting With Me?! 

7 Chapter 8: Mafia, Misunderstandings, and My Miserable Life 

8 Chapter 9: Mafia Meetings and Unwanted Butterflies 

9 Chapter 10: Mafia Drama and My Non-Existent Love Life 

10 Chapter 11: Help, My Life Is a Mafia Dating Sim 

11 Chapter 12: Operation Mafia Matchmaking—A Disaster in the Making 

12 Chapter 13: The Villainess’ Guide to (Accidentally) Seducing the Mafia 

13 Chapter 14: Mafia, Misunderstandings, and My Impending Doom 

14 Chapter 15: The Hacker Queen (Who Can’t Even Open Excel) 

15 Chapter 16: FBI, Mafia, and My Self-Destruction Speedrun 

16 Chapter 17: Congratulations, You’re Now a Mafia Asset (Against Your Will) 

17 Chapter 18: The Villainess Who Just Wanted a Normal Life 

18 Chapter 19: The Villainess vs. Mafia Life (AKA How to Accidentally Become a Crim 

19 Chapter 20: How to Survive the Mafia (Step 1: Don’t Die) 

20 Chapter 21: How to Accidentally Become a Mafia Queen (Again) 

21 Chapter 22: How to Escape the Mafia (Spoiler: You Can’t) 

22 Chapter 23: How to Accidentally Become a Mafia Mom (And Not Die Doing It) 

23 Chapter 24: How to Deal with Two Mafia Boyfriends (And Not Die From Embarrassmen 

24 Chapter 25: How to Admit You’re in Love (Without Dying of Embarrassment) 

25 Chapter 26: How to Survive Dating Two Mafia Boyfriends (And Not Lose Your Sanity 

26 Chapter 27: How to Survive a Mafia Date Night (Without Dying of Embarrassment) 

27 Chapter 28: How to Survive Meeting the Mafia Council (Without Losing Your Mind) 

28 Chapter 29: How to Survive a Mafia Wedding Proposal (Without Losing Your Sanity) 

29 Chapter 30: How to Survive Being Kidnapped by Your Own Boyfriends 

30 Chapter 31: How to Survive a Mafia Love Triangle (Without Committing Murder) 

31 Chapter 32: How to Handle Two Mafia Lovers (Without Losing Your Mind… or Your Cl 

32 Chapter 33: How to Survive in a Mafia Love Triangle Without Losing Your Mind 

33 Chapter 34: How to Handle Two Overprotective Mafia Lovers 

34 Chapter 35: How to Survive as a Mafia Queen 

35 Chapter 36: How to Handle Two Overprotective Mafia Lovers 

36 Chapter 37: How to Escape Two Mafia Lovers (And Fail Miserably, Again) 

37 Chapter 38: How to Survive Two Mafia Lovers Without Losing Your Mind 

38 Chapter 39: How to Get Kidnapped, Again, and Still Be the Main Problem 

39 Chapter 40: How to Handle Two Mafia Lovers Without Losing Your Clothes 

40 Chapter 41: How to Accidentally Start a Mafia War and Still Be the Main Problem 

41 Chapter 42: How to Go from Mafia Target to Mafia Queen in One Night 

42 Chapter 43: How to Accidentally Take Over the Mafia and Still Be Confused About 

43 Chapter 44: How to Survive Being Loved by Two Dangerous Mafia Bosses 

44 Chapter 45: How to Accidentally Become the Queen of the Mafia 

45 Chapter 46: How to Handle Mafia Proposals (Without Losing Your Sanity) 

46 Chapter 47: How to Survive a Mafia Wedding (Or Just Accept the Chaos) 

47 Chapter 48: How to Survive a Mafia Honeymoon (Hint: You Can’t) 

48 Chapter 49: Pregnancy Scare?! Or Just Mafia-Induced Stress? 

49 Chapter 50: Kidnapped (Again) & The Mysterious Rival 

50 Chapter 51: When One Mafia Husband Isn’t Enough… Add a Rival? 

51 Chapter 52: My Past? Oh Right, That Thing I’ve Been Ignoring… 

52 Chapter 53: ‘X’—The Man Who Knows Too Much 

53 Chapter 54: ‘X’—The Ghost From My Past 

54 Chapter 55: Lies, Secrets, and Mafia Jealousy 

55 Chapter 56: Mafia Jealousy & A Very Stupid Escape Plan 

56 Chapter 57: Kidnapped… Again?! 

57 Chapter 58: Truth or Punishment?! 

58 Chapter 59: The Mafia War Begins (And I Am Not Ready!) 

59 Chapter 60: The Mafia War Just Got Personal 

60 Chapter 61: Congratulations, We’re at War (And I’m Definitely Not Ready!) 

61 Chapter 62: Oh Great, My Ex is a Mafia Boss Now?! 

62 Chapter 63: The Great Mafia War (Feat. One Very Annoyed Lily) 

63 Chapter 64: The Masquerade Massacre (AKA: Lily Regrets Everything) 

64 Chapter 65: Kidnapped by a Mafia Boss… Again (Send Help, Please) 

65 Chapter 66: The Worst Rescue Mission in Mafia History 

66 Chapter 67: How to Escape Three Overprotective Mafia Men (Spoiler: You Don’t) 

67 Chapter 68: Lily vs. The Mafia (Again, She Loses) 

68 Chapter 69: Lily’s Most Idiotic Escape Plan Yet ( 

69 Chapter 70: Lily’s Most Insane Escape Attempt Yet 

70 Chapter 71: Lily vs. The Mafia (Spoiler: She Loses Again) 

71 Chapter 72: Lily vs. The Mafia (This Time, She Tries to Steal a Plane) 

72 Chapter 73: Stuck on a Mafia Date (Send Help, Please) 

73 Chapter 74: Lily Ends Up in Dante’s Bed (But Not Like That, You Perverts.) 

74 Chapter 75: Lily Tries to Escape Again 

75 76: Lily’s New Master Plan (a.k.a. Absolute Chaos) 

76 Chapter 77: Operation Mafia Flirt (A.K.A. Lily’s Worst Idea Ever) 

77 Chapter 78: When Flirting Backfires (a.k.a. Dante and Gabriel Have No Chill) 

78 Chapter 79: Help, I Think I Like Them (Send Backup!) 

79 Chapter 80: HELP, I HAVE FEELINGS (SEND BACKUP, AGAIN!) 

80 Chapter 81: The Mafia Date from Hell (a.k.a. Why Did I Say Yes?!) 

81 Chapter 82: So… Are We Dating Now? (Asking for a Friend.) 

82 Chapter 83: So… What Happens Now? (Seriously, I Need a Plan.) 

83 Chapter 84: Mafia Queen Mode Activated 

84 Chapter 85: How to Destroy a Mafia Boss (With Style) 

85 Chapter 86: How to Break a Mafia Boss’s Heart 

86 Chapter 87: Zane Falls… and Lily Laughs 

87 Chapter 88: Zane Confesses… and Lily Destroys Him 

88 Chapter 89: Zane’s Revenge 

89 Chapter 90: War for Lily 

90 Chapter 91: No Escape from Love 

91 Chapter 92: A Love That Feels Like Chains 

92 Chapter 93: When the Devil Comes Back for You 

93 Chapter 94: When Love Becomes Obsession 

94 Chapter 95: The Moment You Surrender 

95 Chapter 96: What Happens When You Finally Give In 

96 Chapter 97: When Love Becomes an Obsession 

97 Chapter 98: The Chains You Can’t Escape 

98 Chapter 99: A Love That Destroys Everything 

99 Chapter 100: The Moment She Finally Breaks 

100 Epilogue: Love, Inescapable 