Chatroom of the Immortals
Chapter 1: Welcome to the Wrong Chatroom
MIRA_LOPEZ has been added to the group:
<CelestialExchange_Market>
MIRA_LOPEZ
Uhm… hello?
Sorry po, I think na-add ako sa maling GC? 😅
Who are you guys?
HeavenlySword_Emperor
A new soul enters the sacred circle. Identify thyself, outsider.
MIRA_LOPEZ
Huh?
Sorry, I think I got added here by mistake.
MIRA_LOPEZ
Is this some kind of roleplay group?
MIRA_LOPEZ
I’m just here To sell milk tea and earbuds 😭
Fairy_Lotus_Phoenix
Curious… her aura is mundane, yet glimmers at the edge of fate.
Could she be… unaware?
Flame_Dragon_Daoist
WHO SUMMONED A MORTAL? 🔥
IS THIS ANOTHER EARTHLING MISHAP???
MIRA_LOPEZ
Okayyy wow.
Y’all are really committed to this fantasy thing, huh? Props for dedication. 😂
Silent_Scroll_Sage
She bears no cultivation signature. No spirit mark.
And yet… she sees the chat.
Iron_Will_Grandmaster
Impossible. The CelestialExchange is sealed by a triple realm boundary.
Unless... she broke through?
MIRA_LOPEZ
Bro.
I clicked nothing.
MIRA_LOPEZ
I was literally just trying to send my customer a GCash QR code 😭
Then suddenly BOOM—this weird group.
Fairy_Lotus_Phoenix
Perhaps… the veil between worlds thinned. She was drawn by karmic pull.
Cosmic_Panda
🐼 lmao she glitched into the multiverse chat
Cosmic_Panda
Happens sometimes
earth wifi is wild
MIRA_LOPEZ
Ok but like… how do I leave?
I don’t wanna mess up your… celestial D&D game or whatever this is. 😬
System Message:
🚫 You cannot leave this group.
Reason: Interdimensional Seal Protocol Active.
MIRA_LOPEZ
Guys I can’t leave! My phone’s bugging out!
HeavenlySword_Emperor
You have been marked by fate. To enter is not by accident—it is by design.
MIRA_LOPEZ
Oh no no no. I just wanted to ship out milk tea and go to sleep 😩
This is NOT part of my 3-to-5 business plan.
Flame_Dragon_Daoist
😂 SHE’S PANICKING
SHOULD WE GIVE HER A WELCOME CURSE OR A SOUL RUNE??
MIRA_LOPEZ
NO THANK YOU.
I DON’T WANT ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES "SOUL" OR "RUNE" 😭😭😭
Fairy_Lotus_Phoenix
Peace, fiery one.
Let her breathe. The mortal plane is fragile.
Silent_Scroll_Sage
Observe. Let her adapt.
She may yet prove… useful.
MIRA_LOPEZ
USEFUL FOR WHAT 😭
I'm just a tired online seller in QC!!!
System Message:
🔔 You are now observing: CelestialExchange_Market
🔒 Trade functions locked until recognition is established.
MIRA_LOPEZ
My head's gonna burst 😵💫
Nope. Nope. I'm going to sleep.
Cosmic_Panda
Sweet dreams, earth girl 🐼✨just don’t sleepwalk into another realm
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