Chatroom of the Immortals
Chapter 2: "Trade? What Trade?"
CelestialExchange_Market
[34 new messages]
MIRA_LOPEZ
Okay, let’s get real.
I don’t know what this cult-RP-fantasy group is…
But if y’all want anything, I’ve got milk tea and iPhones.
MIRA_LOPEZ
Buy 1 take 1 milk tea today 🤷♀️
iPhone 13, slightly used, good battery life
HeavenlySword_Emperor
What is this “i-Phone”?
HeavenlySword_Emperor
A spiritual communication artifact? What does the 13th variant signify?
Flame_Dragon_Daoist
Milk… TEA… 🔥
Spoken like a war chant!
Can I get it with those sweet chewy soul orbs???
Fairy_Lotus_Phoenix
Her aura is strange… yet charming. 🤭
She offers earthly relics we have never seen.
MIRA_LOPEZ
Omg you’re all still going with this.
Okay fine—
MIRA_LOPEZ
5 orders of soy garlic Korean chicken 🍗
1 taro milk tea 🧋
And one iPhone. Who wants what? 😆
HeavenlySword_Emperor
🧾 New Trade Offer:
1 Mystic Pill of Eternal Youth
Delivered instantly via spirit seal
Exchange price: Five (5) servings of “Korean-style fried chicken”
MIRA_LOPEZ
😂😂😂
NO WAY.
You’re offering what now???
Flame_Dragon_Daoist
THE HOLY BIRD FLESH!! YES!!!
THE SOY GARLIC… IT LINGERS THROUGH TIME 🔥🔥🔥
MIRA_LOPEZ
You're telling me I give you FIVE PIECES of fried chicken,
And you give me a pill that stops aging???
HeavenlySword_Emperor
It reverses time in the cells.
A rare treasure. Offered in trust.
Do we have a deal?
MIRA_LOPEZ
Sure. You want Jollibee or Bonchon? 😵💫
📦 [TRADE CONFIRMED]
You have received: [Mystic Pill of Eternal Youth]
Item stored: Inventory > Spiritual Items
MIRA_LOPEZ
HOLY CRAP!!
SOMETHING LITERALLY APPEARED ON MY DESK
MIRA_LOPEZ
It’s glowing?! and it’s hot?? Is this safe to touch????
Fairy_Lotus_Phoenix
Such purity... The pill radiates lunar energy. Give it to one in need.
Fairy_Lotus_Phoenix
But beware—miracles come with attention.
Jade_Cloud_Healer
🌿 Even a single leaf of that medicine could restore dying bones.
You must protect it well.
MIRA_LOPEZ
This… is not cosplay.
This is not a game.
This is BLACK MAGIC IN A PLASTIC WRAPPER 😭😭😭
Cosmic_Panda
🐼 welcome to the club lol
first chicken’s always free 🍗✨
HeavenlySword_Emperor
You’ve proven yourself a worthy merchant. Continue the trades. Prosperity awaits.
System Message:
🌟 Title Unlocked: “Recognized Trader of the Immortal Realms”
📜 Quest Available: Test the Pill. Witness its Power.
MIRA_LOPEZ
I just traded fried chicken… for IMMORTALITY???
What the hell is this group 😭😭😭
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