As Long As There's Ice
Nikki my best friend tells me as I sit down in my seat beside her in as she stated the most: Crappy Way.
I say sarcastically laying my head down on the desk.
Ari
I woke up this morning, fell out the bed, slipped and hit my head on the bathroom sink, the faucet also decided to burst in the process of me brushing my teeth, I stepped on a Lego, poured me some cereal only to find out that I'm out of milk when I tried to pour out of an empty carton. Oh yes indeed life is great, so great that I look like I just went through hell and back...
Ari
Does that answer your question?
Nikki
I think you need therapy.
Ari
I tried, but their office was closed on the way here, which is another sign of my crappy morning.
Connor
Oh my gosh, Ari who broke up with you!
My other friend Connor asks as he walks in obviously trying to hold in his laughter. To be honest he's more of a nuisance than a friend.
I tried to leave him behind...but he came back.
Nikki
You know you love his annoying behavior.
Connor
Wait Ari, just know it's a crime to commit murder even if you get dumped by your Ex...
Ari
But you're free gain right?
He puts his hand on his heart offended.
Connor
You would kill this pretty face?
Nikki
No...not yet at least.
Connor
Very funny girls but with all seriousness what happened?
I reluctantly tell Connor what happened.
Connor
...pft...he...um...well...haha...
I roll my eyes, as Connor no longer able to hold it in burst out into a fit of laughter.
Connor
Ha...you know what they say, "life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get." but in your case you got a box full of shit...ahahahaha.
I go to the side of the room and drag the big trashcan over to us with a still laughing Connor, I pick him up and throw him head first in the trashcan.
Nikki
Wow...when you said throw him away, I didn't think you meant literally.
This Wacko is still laughing.
I crawl under the desk rethinking my life choices.
Nikki
Wanna get some snacks and watch movies after this?
Nikki suggests looking at me under the desk.
Ari
As long as there's ice I'm in.
Comments
Amai Kizoku
I'm addicted to your writing, keep it up!
2024-07-03
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