Ari 2.0
While washing dishes, and scrubbing the hell out of this dirty plate that Connor used two months ago, and didn't wash, I answered him.
Ari
Our Niece is coming down to live with us for a while.
I didn't invite the bastard over, and he has the audacity to dirty my dishes and not wash them.
HE DOESN'T EVEN LIVE HERE!!!!
Ari
Because she misses her Uncle and her Aunty, and because our idiot of a brother wants to go on his long awaited vacation, away from child duty.
Connor
Haha, you said duty.
I grab the dish sponge and throw it at Connor.
Ben
Okay back on topic, so you're basically saying that he dumped his child on us because he wants to be lazy.
Ben
And he calls me the lazy one.
Ari
I have more respect for you than him.
Ben
I think that's the first compliment you've given me in all of our years of living together.
Ari
Cherish it you won't get another one.
Nikki
Ari, my question is when will you start going out on dates like a normal mid-20's woman.
Nikki says coming into the kitchen, and pouring her some juice.
I say getting more irritated at this one spot that won't come off the dish.
Connor
Come on Ari obviously likes me, you don't have to lie to me Ari, just say it loud and clear.
Nikki
Yeah, you set yourself up for that Connor.
Connor moves closer pouting.
Connor
Come on Ari you can't even play with m-
I grab him by the collar and cut him off.
I say pointing to the dish.
Ari
You undefined degenerate, self left a used plate in my house when you came once again uninvited.
Ari
Give me a reason to play with you.
Connor
Your words hit harder than a brick wall.
He says with a dramatic tear fall.
He says trying to get away but I grab him by the hood.
Connor
I think these dishes need a good cleaning.
Connor
Why don't I wash them for you A?
He says cleaning the dishes.
I look up to see Nikki and Ben looking at me.
Nikki
I feel bad for your future husband.
Ben
If the husband can make it to become a husband he's solid, it's the children I'm worried about, I don't need Ari x 100, or an Ari 2.0. That's a terrifying thought.
Nikki
Good luck Uncle Ben.
Ben
Funny, you're acting like you won't be the Aunty.
Nikki
I'll be in a whole other state, hiding.
Nikki
I'll think about it.
Ari
Y'all having a nice conversation over there.
Nikki
Yes quite an entertaining one.
These guys are both my sorrow, and strength, and I wouldn't trade them for the world.
I'll trade Connor in a heartbeat.
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