Zero is sleeping, but on whiff in the air and we can tell he took a number 2.
He may be sleep for now, but he'll eventually wake up because he feels uncomfortable, and will start crying. All babies do that.
I'm not changing his diaper, because I've been doing it for the past few days, and I said if he doesn't do it, I'm not feeding him dinner.
Ari
You might want to clean him before he wakes up.
Ben
Absolutely not.
Ari
Ben
Ben
Ari
Ari
You're acting like you haven't changed dirty diapers before.
Ben
Yeah I changed diapers before, but the point is that it was Dede, and Dede's a girl, and doesn't shut piss in the air in the process of me changing her!
Ari
...
Ari
Heh
Ben
Why you laughing.
Ari
Cause you're such a girl.
Ben
Am not.
Ari
Are too.
Zero
Waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Ari
Oh look who's awake.
Ben starts to panic.
Ben
Ari please!
He whines.
Ari
Ben you have till the count of three to start changing his diaper, before I post on you dating app, that your happily married with children.
Ben
No!
Ben
Don't do that, that's the only way I can get one-night-stands with no attachments.
Ari
One.
Ben
Damnit fine...
Ben says reluctantly going to a crying Zero and begin to change him.
Dede
Aunty?
Dede asks appearing from her room.
Ari
Yes love?
Dede
What's, damnit, and piss mean?
Ben freezes.
Ari
One don't says those words again, two you can asks your Uncle Ben when he gets done.
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