Where Did Two Come From?!
Ace
Y'all do know I have a plane to catch right?
Ace says as he was forcibly sat down in a chair by both me and my she-man of a sister Ari.
Yeah he got some explaining to do.
I step on her foot because our niece Dede is looking at us.
Ari
I mean forget the plane, I thought you had one kid Ace, one! Where did number two come from!
I say pinching the bridge of my nose at his words.
Ari
Come on Ben, we know our brother is a hoe, we accept and love him for who he is.
Ben
That's not the point...
Ben
The children Ari, and ACE!! THE CHILDREN!!!
I look over at the walker to see a curious newborn baby boy named Zero that we just found out today was added to the family is twisting around trying to look at us.
And his curious older sister Dede, stands beside Ari as she complains.
Dede
Aunty Ri what's a nut sack?
Me, and Ace go pale, and Ari smirks.
Ari
Asks your dad baby he can explain it better than I can.
Ari says looking at him mischievously.
Ace looks at me for help.
I look the other way, you set that one up yourself buddy.
Dede looks at Ace expectedly.
Ace
Look at the time I got a plane to catch.
Dede
But you have two more hours.
I try to hold in my laughter, and Ace glares at me.
Ace
Asks your Uncle Ben, he can also-
Dede
But you said it Daddy.
Ace looks at Ari with a pleading eye for help.
Ari smirks in reply, yeah that's more to the tab.
Ari
Dede, can you go watch Zero for me while me and your Dad discuss your schooling for the time being.
Ari
It's very important that you learn so we need to be left alone for a little bit, I'll play with you when Daddy leaves, and Uncle will take you shopping, okay?
Ben
You're surprisingly good with kids.
Ace
It's kinda a scary thought how much they listen to her.
Ben
OMG what if Dede becomes an Ari.
Ace
That's not even funny as a joke.
Ari asks losing her patience.
Ace
Long gone she left Zero on the porch unnamed and went off like wind.
Ben
No wonder the name sucks.
Ace
Y'all two are the biggest assholes in the family.
Ari cross her arms looking at us.
Ari
But now that we know Zero's story, no wonder you need a vacation.
Ari
I actually feel bad for you for once, and usually I couldn't care less if you're struggling.
Ace
As mean as that sounds that's the one of the nicest things you said to me.
Ari
I love you too, anyways when you come back we're going drinking.
Ari
Alright get out of here, and enjoy your vacation.
Ari, walks off as me and Ace looks at her.
Ace
It's hard to believe that she's the youngest one.
Ben
Right, if anything she takes care of us.
Ben
She may have an attitude 24/7, but she never stops caring.
We both look at her as Ace stands up.
Ace
She's still an asshole.
We say in agreement as Ace walks out the door.
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