Episode _01
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Hello my dear readers
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Welcome to my another story
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someone 1
[Flops on the bed, face buried in a pillow, wailing dramatically.]
someone 1
We are fucked! (╥﹏╥) Absolutely, hopelessly, ridiculously fucked!”
someone 2
[Throws a slipper at him, equally teary-eyed but sassier.]
someone 2
Shut your damn mouth, hyung! I’m the one suffering here, not you! Can you believe Father actually sold us off like bargain-bin meat?!
⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾
someone 1
[Lifts his head, hair sticking to his wet face.]
someone 1
Meat?! Please, bîtch ╭∩╮( •̀_•́ )╭∩╮if I’m anything, I’m wagyu beef. Premium, juicy, and classy! You’re the fucking stale sausage nobody wants!
someone 2
[Gasps, clutching his chest like he’s been stabbed.]
someone 2
Excuse the fuçk outta you! <(ꐦㅍ _ㅍ)> If I’m sausage, then you’re moldy-ass cheese! Always making people gag, always stinking up the fridge!
someone 1
[Shrieks, throwing a pillow back.]
someone 1
HOW DARE YOU, YOU UNSEASONED BITCH! (ノ ° 益 °) ノ I’m gorgeous, I’m flawless, and I am NOT marrying some random fucker just because Father lost his mind!
someone 2
[Collapses on the floor, arms spread dramatically like a tragic hero.]
someone 2
We don’t even know who the grooms are!
.·°՞(っ-ᯅ-ς)՞°·.
What if they’re bald? What if they snore like a tractor? What if they don’t even shower, huh?!”
someone 1
[Rolls off the bed to join him on the floor, both now crying in stereo.]
someone 1
What if they’re ugly, oh my goddess!
.·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
My life will be fucking ruined!
someone 2
Hyung, your life was already ruined when you were born with that dumbass face!
( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)
someone 1
[Gasps loudly, then grabs someone 2 hair.]
someone 1
Take it back, you crusty asshole!
(҂ `з') ︻╦̵̵̿╤──
someone 2
Never, you expired bîtchcake!
ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ🔪
[They wrestle pathetically on the floor, sobbing, kicking, and cursing at each other until both collapse, panting.]
someone 1
IF my groom turns out to be hot, I’m not fucking sharing him with you.
someone 2
Ha! As if he’d even look at you when this fine ass exists
[Both groan in despair again, dramatic sobs echoing through the house.]
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Guess who are they
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