Episode _03
[The family sits at the dining table. Kim Jackson is calmly drinking coffee, while Jimin and Taehyung are busy stabbing their food like it personally offended them. Hoseok quietly eats, watching them.]
KIM JACKSON (A)
I have found suitable grooms for both of you. They’re from the Jeon family.
KIM JIMIN (RO)
EHHH?! (⊙_☉) Appa, are you crazy?! We’re too young for marriage!
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
Yeah!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ We’re still in college! We don’t even have wrinkles yet, why are you throwing us away?!
[They both burst into dramatic tears, wailing into their sleeves.]
KIM JIMIN (RO)
Appa, my only commitment right now is to Netflix, not some random husband!
(╥﹏╥)
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
And my soulmate is strawberry, not Jeon-whatever-their-name-is! (T⌓T)”
[Kim Jackson ignores their drama, sipping his coffee like he’s watching a show.]
KIM JACKSON (A)
It’s final. Stop whining.
[Jimin and Taehyung gasp in unison, clinging onto each other like the world is ending.]
KIM JIMIN (RO)
He’s heartless… our own father is heartless!!
(ಥ﹏ಥ)
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
First he took away my freedom, now my skincare routine is in danger!! (≧皿≦)
[Kim Hoseok, their mother, finally puts down the spoon and looks at them gently.]
KIM HOSEOK (O)
What your father is doing… is good for you. Trust him.
[The omegas freeze, jaws dropping. Then they throw themselves onto the table dramatically.]
KIM JIMIN (RO)
Eommaaa… not you toooo!! (╥﹏╥)
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
I can’t believe my own mother betrayed me… I feel adopted! (TДT)
[Hoseok sighs, patting Taehyung’s hand while ignoring his overreaction. Jimin and Taehyung sniffle, glaring at their plates. Finally, they exchange looks of defeat.]
KIM JIMIN (RO)
Fine. But if my groom turns out ugly, I’m blaming you both. (¬_¬)
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
Same. And if mine snores, I’m filing a complaint with the goddess of fate. (ಥ﹏ಥ)
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