Episode _05
[Evening. Jimin and Taehyung drag themselves into the house, bags hanging off their shoulders, looking like they fought a whole war at college.]
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
Finally… home sweet prison. (╥﹏╥)
KIM JIMIN (RO)
Shut up and move, my feet are crying louder than you. (¬_¬)
[They push open the door to the living room… and freeze. On the fancy sofa sit two strangers — one tall man with dimples, and one impossibly handsome man with broad shoulders.]
KIM JIMIN (RO)
(whispering):
…Taehyung, did Appa start renting out our house? (⊙_☉)
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
(whispering back):
Maybe they’re loan sharks here to kidnap him. (¬_¬)
[Namjoon smiles politely and stands up. Seokjin waves with a charming smile.]
JEON SEOKJIN (EA)
You must be Jimin and Taehyung, right?
[Both omegas freeze, blinking rapidly. Jimin clutches Taehyung’s arm dramatically.]
KIM JIMIN (RO)
…Taehyung… they know our names. We’re dead. This is the end. (ಥ﹏ಥ)
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
At least they’re hot kidnappers. (✧ω✧)
[Before their panic grows, Kim Jackson walks in casually with a glass of wine.]
KIM JACKSON (A)
Stop embarrassing yourselves. These are your future in-laws… Jeon Namjoon, your father-in-law, and Jeon Seokjin, your mother-in-law.
[Both Jimin and Taehyung freeze mid-gasp, jaws dropping like cartoon characters. They point at the two men in perfect sync.]
Jimin & Taehyung:
OUR WHAT?!
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
[Namjoon and Seokjin chuckle softly while Jimin and Taehyung dramatically collapse onto the sofa, clutching each other like victims of fate.]
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
I knew it… the goddess hates me… (╥﹏╥)
KIM JIMIN (RO)
Appa betrayed us twice in one lifetime. (T⌓T)
[Meanwhile, Namjoon and Seokjin sip their tea politely as if nothing chaotic is happening, already used to omega dramatics.]
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