Oops!! Wrong Groom!!
Episode _01
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Hello my dear readers
🤔 author
Welcome to my another story
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someone 1
[Flops on the bed, face buried in a pillow, wailing dramatically.]
someone 1
We are fucked! (╥﹏╥) Absolutely, hopelessly, ridiculously fucked!”
someone 2
[Throws a slipper at him, equally teary-eyed but sassier.]
someone 2
Shut your damn mouth, hyung! I’m the one suffering here, not you! Can you believe Father actually sold us off like bargain-bin meat?!
⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾
someone 1
[Lifts his head, hair sticking to his wet face.]
someone 1
Meat?! Please, bîtch ╭∩╮( •̀_•́ )╭∩╮if I’m anything, I’m wagyu beef. Premium, juicy, and classy! You’re the fucking stale sausage nobody wants!
someone 2
[Gasps, clutching his chest like he’s been stabbed.]
someone 2
Excuse the fuçk outta you! <(ꐦㅍ _ㅍ)> If I’m sausage, then you’re moldy-ass cheese! Always making people gag, always stinking up the fridge!
someone 1
[Shrieks, throwing a pillow back.]
someone 1
HOW DARE YOU, YOU UNSEASONED BITCH! (ノ ° 益 °) ノ I’m gorgeous, I’m flawless, and I am NOT marrying some random fucker just because Father lost his mind!
someone 2
[Collapses on the floor, arms spread dramatically like a tragic hero.]
someone 2
We don’t even know who the grooms are!
.·°՞(っ-ᯅ-ς)՞°·.
What if they’re bald? What if they snore like a tractor? What if they don’t even shower, huh?!”
someone 1
[Rolls off the bed to join him on the floor, both now crying in stereo.]
someone 1
What if they’re ugly, oh my goddess!
.·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
My life will be fucking ruined!
someone 2
Hyung, your life was already ruined when you were born with that dumbass face!
( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)
someone 1
[Gasps loudly, then grabs someone 2 hair.]
someone 1
Take it back, you crusty asshole!
(҂ `з') ︻╦̵̵̿╤──
someone 2
Never, you expired bîtchcake!
ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ🔪
[They wrestle pathetically on the floor, sobbing, kicking, and cursing at each other until both collapse, panting.]
someone 1
IF my groom turns out to be hot, I’m not fucking sharing him with you.
someone 2
Ha! As if he’d even look at you when this fine ass exists
[Both groan in despair again, dramatic sobs echoing through the house.]
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Guess who are they
Episode _02
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🌟 CHARACTER INTRODUCTION 🌟
KIM JIMIN
Age: 21
Status: Rare Omega
Traits: Sassy • Dramatic • Badass with zero filter
Specialty: Can drag you with one sentence and still look fabulous doing it. (¬‿¬ )
Vibe: “I’m not bossy, I just know you’re a dumbass.”
KIM TAEHYUNG
Age: 20
Status: Rare Omega
Traits: Sweet but deadly • Sassy sunshine • Badass in disguise
Specialty: Can cry dramatically and still serve looks ✨
Vibe: “I might look like a cinnamon roll, but I’ll bite your ass.” (✧ω✧)
[Jimin sits up on the bed with puffy eyes, sniffling. Taehyung is still on the floor like a dead fish.]
KIM JIMIN (RO)
Hyung energy activated… let’s get up before Father screams.(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )
[Taehyung groans, rolling over dramatically.]
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
I can’t… my body is weak… my soul is crushed… just bury me here.
(つ╥﹏╥)つ
[Jimin yanks him up by the arm.]
KIM JIMIN (RO)
Stop acting like a cheap soap opera, bitch. We still have college. If I’m suffering, you’re suffering too
(◣ _ ◢)
[They drag themselves to the mirror. Jimin pulls out his shiny fitted shirt and skinny jeans, while Taehyung picks an oversized fluffy sweater with ripped pants. Both pout at their reflections.]
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
Even my sweater looks depressed
｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡
KIM JIMIN (RO)
Shut up before I strangle you with it.
<(ꐦㅍ _ㅍ)>
[Taehyung adds dramatic eyeliner, wiping his tears but smudging it.]
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
Great, now I look like a raccoon. A sad, abandoned raccoon.
.·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
KIM JIMIN (RO)
Bîtch, you always look like a raccoon. At least I’m serving face. (¬‿¬ )
[Finally dressed, they grab their bags, stomp out of the house, and head for college. Both are sniffling, sunglasses on to hide their swollen eyes, walking like tragic supermodels on a runway of pain.]
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
If anyone asks why I’m crying, I’ll just say it’s seasonal allergies. (ಥ_ಥ)
KIM JIMIN (RO)
Bîtch, the only thing you’re allergic to is reality. (¬_¬)
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Episode _03
[The family sits at the dining table. Kim Jackson is calmly drinking coffee, while Jimin and Taehyung are busy stabbing their food like it personally offended them. Hoseok quietly eats, watching them.]
KIM JACKSON (A)
I have found suitable grooms for both of you. They’re from the Jeon family.
KIM JIMIN (RO)
EHHH?! (⊙_☉) Appa, are you crazy?! We’re too young for marriage!
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
Yeah!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ We’re still in college! We don’t even have wrinkles yet, why are you throwing us away?!
[They both burst into dramatic tears, wailing into their sleeves.]
KIM JIMIN (RO)
Appa, my only commitment right now is to Netflix, not some random husband!
(╥﹏╥)
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
And my soulmate is strawberry, not Jeon-whatever-their-name-is! (T⌓T)”
[Kim Jackson ignores their drama, sipping his coffee like he’s watching a show.]
KIM JACKSON (A)
It’s final. Stop whining.
[Jimin and Taehyung gasp in unison, clinging onto each other like the world is ending.]
KIM JIMIN (RO)
He’s heartless… our own father is heartless!!
(ಥ﹏ಥ)
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
First he took away my freedom, now my skincare routine is in danger!! (≧皿≦)
[Kim Hoseok, their mother, finally puts down the spoon and looks at them gently.]
KIM HOSEOK (O)
What your father is doing… is good for you. Trust him.
[The omegas freeze, jaws dropping. Then they throw themselves onto the table dramatically.]
KIM JIMIN (RO)
Eommaaa… not you toooo!! (╥﹏╥)
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
I can’t believe my own mother betrayed me… I feel adopted! (TДT)
[Hoseok sighs, patting Taehyung’s hand while ignoring his overreaction. Jimin and Taehyung sniffle, glaring at their plates. Finally, they exchange looks of defeat.]
KIM JIMIN (RO)
Fine. But if my groom turns out ugly, I’m blaming you both. (¬_¬)
KIM TAEHYUNG( RO)
Same. And if mine snores, I’m filing a complaint with the goddess of fate. (ಥ﹏ಥ)
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