Your problem now.
This is your kid. Don’t screw it up.
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LUXOR PALACE NURSERY
Crown Prince Kael 👑
Why is there a screaming bundle in my bedchamber??
Crown Prince Kael 👑
WHERE is my sword?
Crown Prince Kael 👑
Why is it... drooling?
Aster Baby
[tiny burp noise]
Aster Baby
[poops dramatically]
Crown Prince Kael 👑
THIS IS AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT.
Lord Finneas Royal Advisor
Sire, it appears to be a... child. Yours, possibly.
Crown Prince Kael 👑
Mine?! I’ve never even held a baby. Let alone made one! 😒
📜 Note (again):
This is your kid.
💢💢💢
Aster Baby
(internally)
Aster Baby
Ok, listen. I was seventeen. Normal kid.
Aster Baby
Headphones, exams, TikToks, Instagram.
Aster Baby
Now? I just got reincarnated into a baby’s body and this prince looks like a K-pop villain with a grudge.
Aster Baby
Also, I think I pooped myself again.
Aster Baby
Great.
Lord Finneas Royal Advisor
He drew... this.
[Holds up napkin with squiggles. It perfectly resembles next week’s political assassination.]
Crown Prince Kael 👑
...What fresh sorcery is this?🙄
Aster Baby
Aster Baby
[smiles innocently] 😄
Aster Baby
[gags on his own fist]
Crown Prince Kael 👑
No. Absolutely not. Return it.
Lord Finneas Royal Advisor
Can’t. Paperwork’s already filed. Heir to the North Throne. Congratulations, Your Grace.
Crown Prince Kael 👑
I WILL SUE DESTINY.
(ノ｀Д´)ノ
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Aster
3 month old.
17 years (mentally)
Gender ???
Hair: Silky ash-brown with soft pastel-blue streaks near the bangs
Eyes: Golden-hazel with sparkly flecks (slightly glowing when he predicts stuff)
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