Your Problem Now!!!. He Bit the Empress”

He Bit the Empress”

Royal Audience Hall | 11:02 AM

Crown Prince Kael 👑

I told you we weren’t ready for public exposure.(⁠ノ⁠•̀⁠ ⁠o⁠ ⁠•́⁠ ⁠)⁠ノ⁠ ⁠~

Lord Finneas Royal Advisor

The Empress Dowager demanded to meet your alleged heir. Please do not throw the child.

Aster Baby

[burps loudly] [smiles at old lady like a gremlin] (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°)

Crown Prince Kael 👑

If she tries to pinch his cheeks, I’m not responsible for what happens.

Queen Dowager Seraphina

(terrifying, 70% perfume)

Queen Dowager Seraphina

So this is it?

Queen Dowager Seraphina

This is the… “child”?

Queen Dowager Seraphina

Hmm. Rather... damp.

Aster Baby

Gurgle [bites her finger]

Queen Dowager Seraphina

OH LORD.

Queen Dowager Seraphina

HE BIT ME!(✧⁠Д⁠✧⁠)

Crown Prince Kael 👑

He likes to test people for poison. Consider yourself safe.

Queen Dowager Seraphina

He drew a goat on my robe. With fangs. And flames.

Aster Baby

(internally) She smells like vengeance and roses. I like her.

Lord Finneas Royal Advisor

He’s drawing again... wait— That's the royal ballroom… exploding.

Crown Prince Kael 👑

When?

Lord Finneas Royal Advisor

Next Thursday.

Crown Prince Kael 👑

So cancel the gala.

Queen Dowager Seraphina

This... thing... might be more useful than you, Kael.

Aster Baby

[blows raspberry]

Later: Royal Corridor

Crown Prince Kael 👑

You just bit a national treasure. (⁠ò⁠_⁠ó)

Aster Baby

[giggles, then spits up on his collar]

Crown Prince Kael 👑

I’m raising a tiny tyrant.

Lord Finneas Royal Advisor

He is your blood.

Crown Prince Kael 👑

I want a refund. (⁠ ⁠⊡⁠ ⁠益⁠ ⁠⊡⁠ ⁠)

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