Your Problem Now!!!.
This Isn’t My Baby!?
The moon's gentle glow fades
as the sun's fiery kiss awakens the day.
📜 NOTE FOUND WITH THE BABY
Your problem now.
This is your kid. Don’t screw it up.
Crown Prince Kael 👑
Why is there a screaming bundle in my bedchamber??
Crown Prince Kael 👑
WHERE is my sword?
Crown Prince Kael 👑
Why is it... drooling?
Aster Baby
[tiny burp noise]
Aster Baby
[poops dramatically]
Crown Prince Kael 👑
THIS IS AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT.
Lord Finneas Royal Advisor
Sire, it appears to be a... child. Yours, possibly.
Crown Prince Kael 👑
Mine?! I’ve never even held a baby. Let alone made one! 😒
Aster Baby
Ok, listen. I was seventeen. Normal kid.
Aster Baby
Headphones, exams, TikToks, Instagram.
Aster Baby
Now? I just got reincarnated into a baby’s body and this prince looks like a K-pop villain with a grudge.
Aster Baby
Also, I think I pooped myself again.
Lord Finneas Royal Advisor
He drew... this.
[Holds up napkin with squiggles. It perfectly resembles next week’s political assassination.]
Crown Prince Kael 👑
...What fresh sorcery is this?🙄
Aster Baby
[smiles innocently] 😄
Aster Baby
[gags on his own fist]
Crown Prince Kael 👑
No. Absolutely not. Return it.
Lord Finneas Royal Advisor
Can’t. Paperwork’s already filed. Heir to the North Throne. Congratulations, Your Grace.
Crown Prince Kael 👑
I WILL SUE DESTINY.
(ノ｀Д´)ノ
Aster
3 month old.
17 years (mentally)
Gender ???
Hair: Silky ash-brown with soft pastel-blue streaks near the bangs
Eyes: Golden-hazel with sparkly flecks (slightly glowing when he predicts stuff)
He Bit the Empress”
Royal Audience Hall | 11:02 AM
Crown Prince Kael 👑
I told you we weren’t ready for public exposure.(ノ•̀ o •́ )ノ ~
Lord Finneas Royal Advisor
The Empress Dowager demanded to meet your alleged heir.
Please do not throw the child.
Aster Baby
[burps loudly]
[smiles at old lady like a gremlin] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Crown Prince Kael 👑
If she tries to pinch his cheeks, I’m not responsible for what happens.
Queen Dowager Seraphina
(terrifying, 70% perfume)
Queen Dowager Seraphina
So this is it?
Queen Dowager Seraphina
This is the… “child”?
Queen Dowager Seraphina
Hmm. Rather... damp.
Aster Baby
Gurgle
[bites her finger]
Queen Dowager Seraphina
OH LORD.
Queen Dowager Seraphina
HE BIT ME!(✧Д✧)
Crown Prince Kael 👑
He likes to test people for poison.
Consider yourself safe.
Queen Dowager Seraphina
He drew a goat on my robe. With fangs.
And flames.
Aster Baby
(internally)
She smells like vengeance and roses.
I like her.
Lord Finneas Royal Advisor
He’s drawing again... wait—
That's the royal ballroom… exploding.
Lord Finneas Royal Advisor
Next Thursday.
Crown Prince Kael 👑
So cancel the gala.
Queen Dowager Seraphina
This... thing... might be more useful than you, Kael.
Aster Baby
[blows raspberry]
Crown Prince Kael 👑
You just bit a national treasure. (ò_ó)
Aster Baby
[giggles, then spits up on his collar]
Crown Prince Kael 👑
I’m raising a tiny tyrant.
Lord Finneas Royal Advisor
He is your blood.
Crown Prince Kael 👑
I want a refund.
( ⊡ 益 ⊡ )
The Royal Nanny Massacre
[Royal Nursery | 8:00 AM]
Lord Finneas Royal Advisor
Today begins the Nanny Trials.
Four elite childcare experts have been summoned from across the empire.
We will find one who survives… I mean, suits the baby.
Crown Prince Kael 👑
This sounds like a gladiator match.(-_-)
Lord Finneas Royal Advisor
For legal reasons, it’s not.
Aster Baby
[drawing on the floor with mashed banana]
✨ [Image: a woman slipping on soap, labeled “in 14 mins”] ✨
Madame Petralia nanny 1
*Raised 17 noble brats
Weakness: Overconfident*
Aster Baby
[gurgles adorably]
Crown Prince Kael 👑
He likes her?
Crash.
Screaming.
Banana footslide incident confirmed.
Crown Prince Kael 👑
…One down.
Miss Periwig nanny 2
*“Creative development expert”
Weakness: Believes babies should express emotions with interpretive dance*
Aster Baby
[silent stare]
[slowly spits apple puree onto her notes]
Crown Prince Kael 👑
Okay, even I wouldn’t do that.
And I once lit a throne room curtain on fire.
Miss Periwig is seen leaving in tears, covered in glitter and betrayal.
Nana Bloom nanny 3
*Ancient, wise, smells like cookies
Weakness: Literally can’t see*
Aster Baby
[grabs her glasses and throws them into a fountain]
Nana Bloom nanny 3
Oh what a strong little cherub!
Now where’s the window—
Eliz nanny 4
* Applied accidentally. Was delivering soup.
Weakness: Zero patience. Maximum sarcasm.*
Aster Baby
[throws spoon]
[pouts]
Eliz nanny 4
No. Try again without attitude, potato.
Aster Baby
[blinks]
[sits down quietly]
Crown Prince Kael 👑
How... how did she do that? (⁰▿⁰?)
Lord Finneas Royal Advisor
I don’t know whether to hire her or crown her.
Aster Baby
*internally*( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)
She smells like garlic and violence.
I respect her.
Eliz nanny 4
I’m not a nanny. I just make soup.
Crown Prince Kael 👑
You’re hired.
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