Drive Me Crazy, Literally Long drive

Everyone this is my first cs hope you love it 🚶

Title: Three Devils and a Roadtrip (21+, chaotic edition)

Starting the roadtrip

Engine running. Suitcases loaded. But the real weight? Zade’s unwilling soul and Zain’s infinite energy.

Zain

Zaddy bro, move! I’m not sitting next to Ales papa, I’ll be dead from his lectures in 10 mins

Zade

You’re 21. Act like it. And I’m not moving. My back hurts just thinking about the backseat

Zain

Your back hurts ‘cause you sleep like a corpse. Get a life

Zade

Got one. Left it at home

Ales

If you both don’t shut up in the next ten seconds, I swear I’ll turn this car around like some middle-aged dad.

Zain

Papa, you are a middle-aged dad. Emotionally. Also, did you pack snacks?

Ales

"Yeah, I packed patience. Want some?"

An hour later – in the middle of nowhere

Zain

I’m bored. Let’s play ‘truth or punch.

Zade

Why not ‘truth or shut the hell up’?

Zain

Boooooring! Ales papa, back me up.

Ales

If either of you makes me stop here, I’m ditching you both in the desert. Figure it out like grownups

Zain

You can’t ditch your cub, papa... that’s abuse

Zade

Ales, your cub is about to climb into the glovebox out of boredom

Ales

Good. He might find a brain in there

Zain

Dada, he roasted you. You just gonna sit there?

Zade

Shotgun! He roast you not me

Zain

( another topic to bicker on ) Ughhh, Zaddy, you're always in that seat!

Zade

Because I deserve peace, which doesn’t exist next to you

Ales

Shut the fuck up you both I’m not babysitting full-grown disasters all day

Zain

Papa, why are you so mean to your cub?

Ales

Because my cub behaves like an untrained hyena

Zade

That’s an insult to hyenas

Zain

Wow. Betrayed by blood and by... semi-blood

Ales

Call me ‘semi’ one more time, and I’ll semi-kick your ass out

Zade

Can we just drive in silence before my will to live dies again?

Zain

(again ) Let’s play truth or dare!

Zade

Let’s not

Zain

Scared you’ll get exposed?

Zade

Scared tch more like I’ll lose more brain cells

Ales

Both of you shut it. Five minutes of silence, I beg

Zain

Fine. But if I die of boredom, I’ll haunt you

Zade

You already haunt me when you’re alive

Zain

"Papa, Dada’s being mean."

Ales

"Handle your own mess, Cub."

Zain

"Papa, can I play music?"

Zade

"No."

Zain

"I wasn’t asking you, Dada."

Ales

"One song. No chaos remixes."

Zain

"Play Baby Shark trap remix"

Zade

"I'm jumping out."

Ales

"Turn it off or I’ll break your phone."

Zain

"You both are boring. Old men."

Zade

"And you're an overgrown toddler."

after sometime

Zain

"I think we’re lost."

Zade

"No. We’re exactly where my regrets brought me."

Ales

"We’re fine. One wrong turn. Chill."

Zain

"Define ‘fine’ without using sarcasm."

Zade

"Impossible. I’m me."

Ales

"Zade, help with the map."

Zade

"I have no idea where we are, baby."

Ales

"Don’t 'baby' me while being useless."

Zain

"Aww, couple fight. Should I play romantic violin?"

Zade

eww couples and Play your funeral song instead

Zain

nvm let me drive

Zade

"You can’t even park your thoughts properly."

Ales

"Over my dead body."

Zade

too bad you are already dead 🚶🚶

Zade

Ahem-

Zade

Helo ig

Ales

Hope u like it

Zain

like comment and share your review

Zade

Ignore the mistake

Zade

And reason for this story I was being bored 🥱

Zade

And half credit goes to my princess Crimson muse Who help me write this shit

Zade

next part will be come soon