Drive Me Crazy, Literally
Destiny
Zain
HELLOOO! FAMILY IN NEED! GOOD HAIR AND EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Zade
Get out of the road before you become a speed bump.
Ales
Your best got us here. In the middle of nowhere. Next to a twitching trashcan
Finally, a pickup truck slows down and stops.
Driver (from window):
"Y’all okay?"
Zain
(hopeful)
Yes! We are three emotionally unstable but hot men in need of rescue!
Zade
Just say we need a lift. For the love of peace
Ales
Please ignore him. Can you help us get to the next town?
Driver:
"...Only got space for two."
Zain
GASP! Pick me! I’m small and adorable!
Zade
Then walk, Bambi. I’m not squeezing with your chaos
Ales
I’ll go arrange help. You two? Don’t kill each other before I’m back
Zain
Papa’s abandoning his cub!!
Zade
"And Dada’s about to sell you to forest spirits."
Driver (of the truck):
"Two of you hop in. Rest gotta figure it out."
Zain
But what about Dada—?
Zade
(eyes narrowing, suddenly smirking)
Hold that truck, boys. I spot... salvation in heels.
A sleek black car slows down. A gorgeous woman in shades and red lipstick is driving. Zade runs fingers through his hair and saunters to the window like he owns the her
Zade
Now that’s a sight more beautiful than this cursed highway
Zade
Sorry—had to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating. You know, queens don’t usually drive cars
Destiny
Are you trying to flirt for a ride?
Zade
I’m trying to flirt for a miracle, darling
Zain
(whispering excitedly):
ZADDY IS FLIRTING! ZADD IS—mmph!
Ales
(hand clamped on Zain's mouth)
Shut. Up. Let the peacock work
Zade
(grinning)
Desperate times. But if I were to be stranded anywhere, I’d want it to be next to you
Destiny
Flattery’s dangerous, you know
Destiny
(shakes her head, smiling)
Fine. Hop in, pretty boy. Backseat's open for your friends too
Zain
(muffled under Ales’s hand)
MMMM I KNEW IT!!
Ales
(removing hand)
You're lucky she didn’t slap him
Zain
She probably wanted to. Or kiss him. I can't tell anymore
Zade
(opening the door dramatically)
Your chariot awaits, losers. Courtesy of charm, bone structure, and zero shame
Ales
(chuckle and pushes zain inside)
One day, your flirting’s gonna get us arrested
Zade
And until then? It's getting us rides
Comments
♡☆⋆~Crimson~⋆☆♡
don't flirt with anyone other than dad and mom /Sneer//Cleaver/
2025-06-15
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𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐫
sho funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣😹😹😹😹😹
2025-06-15
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