My New Era The Excellent Xia

Xia He

I'll start roleplaying on there tomorrow

Stellar Ki

Yes, use "*" for the actions

Xia He

Okay!

People

Xia

Xia He

Oh! Hi Professor Ji

Sora Ko

(My crush! My type!, So manly but he's eyes is all set to Xia, This bitch doesn't know that Prof likes her a lot)

Stellar Ki

(She's always exempted to all activities and exams, because this Prof likes Xia yet Xia doesn't want that but The Prof still doing her a favor and still insisting)

People

Since you're the only one who got an A score yesterday in my quiz in stats, You're going to be exempted to our exam. Don't worry I've done that to other sections.

Xia He

Wow! Thanks Sir! I will keep improving on your class

Sora Ko

(Sh*t!)

People

Ok, I'll leave now

Xia He

Bye Sir!

Sora Ko

Bye!

Stellar Ki

(The Excellent Xia)

Narrator

*Stellar raised her brow*

Xia He

(I will be a surgeon someday!)

Sora Ko

Let's go now to our class

People

Xia!

Xia He

Hey! Dylan!

People

Let me help you with your bag, Let me carry it

Xia He

Aww, No need Thanks

Stellar Ki

(F*ck!)

Stellar Ki

(Why does she get always all of the attention?)

Sora Ko

(I hate you Xia)

Xia He

Guys! Shall we?

Stellar Ki

Yes!

Sora Ko

(You just wait and see, You will fall sooner or later!)

Narrator

*At their class*

Mae Anne Kang

Now, who can recite a long poem/longest poem?

Narrator

*Prof Mae Anne Kang is one of the sexiest, most beautiful, and most intelligent and successful when it comes to the field of teaching and poetry. She teaches English and Literature. She knows how to speak in chinese, pilipino, and korean. She is a half korean. She taught almost 5 popular and richest universities, Superiority University is her present, obviously 😒 [sighs, narrator]. She came from a wealthy and noble family. She's the Princess of Seoul, hhmmm.... She wants to explore herself and the world.

Stellar Ki

Ma'am, Me!

Mae Anne Kang

Ok, Ms.Stellar Ki

Stellar Ki

Whatif by Shel Silverstein Last night, while I lay thinking here, some Whatifs crawled inside my ear and pranced and partied all night long and sang their same old Whatif song: Whatif I'm dumb in school? Whatif they've closed the swimming pool? Whatif I get beat up? Whatif there's poison in my cup? Whatif I start to cry? Whatif I get sick and die? Whatif I flunk that test? Whatif green hair grows on my chest? Whatif nobody likes me? Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me? Whatif I don't grow talle? Whatif my head starts getting smaller? Whatif the fish won't bite? Whatif the wind tears up my kite? Whatif they start a war? Whatif my parents get divorced? Whatif the bus is late? Whatif my teeth don't grow in straight? Whatif I tear my pants? Whatif I never learn to dance? Everything seems well, and then the nighttime Whatifs strike again!

Mae Anne Kang

Well done, Ms.Ki *clap, clap* Is there anyone who can beat Ms.Ki?

Xia He

Ma'am, Can I try?

Mae Anne Kang

Of course, Ms.He

Narrator

*Xia stands up and raise her head confidently*

People

I'm sure Xia will beat Stellar, because Stellar is only second to Xia

Stellar Ki

(WTF, Second?!)

Narrator

*Aww, Second Forever, Ooppss! 😅, Stellar clenches her fist*

Xia He

The Unicorn A long time ago, when the earth was green And there was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen, And they run around free while the world was bein' born, And the lovliest of all was the Unicorn. There was green alligators and long-neck geese. There was humpy bumpy camels and chimpanzees. There was catsandratsandelephants, but sure as you're born The lovliest of all was the Unicorn. But the Lord seen some sinnin', and it caused him pain. He says, "Stand back, I'm gonna make it rain." He says, "Hey Brother Noah, I'll tell ya whatcha do. Go and build me a floatin' zoo. And you take two alligators and a couple of geese, Two humpy bumpy camels and two chimpanzees. Take two catsandratsandelephants, but sure as you're born Noah, don't you forget my Unicorn." Now Noah was there, he answered the callin' And he finished up the ark just as the rain was fallin'. He marched in the animals two by two, And he called out as they went through, "Hey Lord, I got your two alligators adn your couple of geese, Your humpy bumpy camels and your chimpanzees. Got your catsandratsandelephants -- but Lord, I'm so forlorn 'Cause I just don't see no Unicorn." Ol' Noah looked out through the drivin' rain But the Unicorns were hidin', playin' silly games. They were kickin' and splashin' in the misty morn, Oh them silly Unicorn. The the goat started goatin', and the snake started snakin', The elephant started elephantin', and the boat started shaking'. The mouse started squeakin', and the lion started roarin', And everyone's abourd but the Unicorn. I mean the green alligators and the long-neck geese, The humpy bumpy camels and the chimpanzees. Noah cried, "Close the door 'cause the rain is pourin'-- And we just can't wait for them Unicorn." Then the ark started movin', and it drifted with the tide, And the Unicorns looked up from the rock and cried. And the water come up and sort of floated them away-- That's why you've never seen a Unicorn to this day. You'll see a lot of alligators and a whole mess of geese. You'll see humpy bumpy camels and lots of chimpanzees. You'll see catsandratsandelephants, but sure as you're born You're never gonna see no Unicorn - Shel Silverstein

Xia He

Another Ma'am: THE LONG-HAIRED BOY by Shel Silverstein There was a boy in our town with long hair— I mean really long hair— And everybody pointed at him And laughed at him And made fun of him. And when he walked down the street The people would roar And stick their tongues out And make funny faces And run in and slam their door And shout at him from the window Until he couldn't stand it anymore. So he sat down and cried Till his whole body shook, And pretty soon his hair shook too, And it flapped And flapped— And he lifted— And flew— Straight up in the air like a helicopter. Jenny Ricks saw him and dropped her Knitting and screamed, "It's a flying kid!" Lukey Hastings ran and hid Under Old Man Merrill's car, Miss Terance fainted, Henry Quist Tried to shoot him down, but missed— "I thought he was a crow," he said. And 'round he sailed all through the day, Smiling in the strangest way, With the wind in his hair And the sun in his eyes. We saw him swoop and bank and rise. He brushed the treetops And skimmed the grass On Yerbey's lawn and almost crashed Right into Hansen's silo—but Zoomed up in time and almost hit The courthouse. Old Man Cooley bit Right through his napkin when he saw A kid fly through the diner door— And out of the window, tipping the ladder— Where Smokey was painting, he almost had a Heart attack—he clung to a rafter. The kid flew on— Us runnin' after, Cheering and sweating And screaming, "Hooray!" Mayor Lowry shouted, "Hey— Come down here, kid. We'd like to say How proud of you we are today. Who ever thought our little Town would have a hero in it? So I'd like to proclaim this day—hey, kid! Will you please come down for just a minute?" But the flying kid did not come down. He treaded air above the town, Sort of cryin' and looking down At all of us here on the ground. Then up he flew, up into the clouds, Flapping and flying so far and high, Out past the hills and into the sky Until a tiny speck against the sun Was all we could see of him...then he was gone.

Stellar Ki

(Shel Silverstein too? Ughhh! That two is more longer than Whatif but I don't know that two, Urrggghhh!)

Mae Anne Kang

Bravo!, Ms.He!, That's super excellent!

People

*applause*

Xia He

But the most longest poem of all is the Mahabharata of India, Can I recite that too Ma'am?, No points or grades included, I just want to share it

Mae Anne Kang

Oh, ok, no problem Ms.He

Stellar Ki

(Sh*t)

People

OMG!

Narrator

*Xia recited Mahabharata*