chapter 1: the others are sick?!

date 01/27/2X

time 8:00 am

It was supposed to be a swell day…For Shade at least. She had a list of pranks she'd pull on her roommates today. she jumped out of her unkempt bed, threw on her unwashed clothes, and boots. she than skipped into the living room of the apartment with an enthusiastic tone exclaims "Good fuckin morning!!" but than she noticed her three roommates.

Skylan the human, deadliest man alive.

Shadow the shadow demon, a being of mysterious origins.

And Grizzare the gramclaw, basically a cuddly freaking teddy bear… But also a deadly assassin like the others.

They were all in the living room sicker than dogs. "Woah, who honey nutted in your Cheerios?" Shade said in a mischievous tone, she is a real prankster in case it's not clear.

"I think we caught that Damm virus that's been going around in the human world" Grizzare states before coughing.

"I don't get it, I was wearing a mask.... and getting.. Blood allover myself…" Skylan says.

Shade starts to feel bad for her friends being sick "hey I'm gonna take care of you pansies until you get better, but Skylan I'll kick your ass if you die on me"

"what?! what good would that do?!"

Skylan asks shocked.

"anyway, you guys should go get back in bed. if you guys get that virus on the furniture, I'll be very unhappy with Shadow, and grizzare.. but I'll just make Skylan wash my socks and underwear until the 2030s" Shade declared only half serious.

"9 years?! Well at least those biohazards will be clean.." Skylan says.

They all go back to their bedrooms, and lay in their beds.

**two hours later**

Shade has made them all some soup, her mom's recipe. Afterwards she sits in the living room with her feet on the coffee table, board out of her Jester mind.

"ugh.. this day blows so far. I didn't get to prank anyone because they all have that stupid fuckin virus, and worse of all.. I CANT TORMENT SKYLAN!!!" Shade says very mad about how today turned out.

Suddenly today's mail falls through the front doors mail slot.

"Ooh I wonder if it's another death threat." Shade says before looking through all the mail.

"hmm.. Junk mail, Black mail letter, Bills, Past due Bills, Death threat, A porno magazine, A gay porno magazine, Ooh a Jester girl fashion magazine I'm keepin that. Oh helloooo another assassination job."

Shade reads the final letter.

the letter: Good afternoon, or perhaps good evening. Shade, Skylan, Shadow, and Grizzare. your mission for today is to go kill Bill Philips, wife beating drug addict. he lives near Muskogee Oklahoma, please as always be discrete. Remember what happens to monsters that get caught.

-the boss.

Shade roles her eyes

"Well.. Of all the fuckin days to give us a mission"

Shade sits on The couch before getting an idea

"Wait... what if I do this mission solo? the guys will never know."

Shade grins at her sneaky plan.

She goes to leave the apartment before calling to her roommates

"I'm going to get you chums medicine, don't die while I'm gone"

with a kick In her step she skips out Of the apartment, exited for her first solo mission.

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