date 01/27/2X

time 8:00 am

It was supposed to be a swell day…For Shade at least. She had a list of pranks she'd pull on her roommates today. she jumped out of her unkempt bed, threw on her unwashed clothes, and boots. she than skipped into the living room of the apartment with an enthusiastic tone exclaims "Good fuckin morning!!" but than she noticed her three roommates.

Skylan the human, deadliest man alive.

Shadow the shadow demon, a being of mysterious origins.

And Grizzare the gramclaw, basically a cuddly freaking teddy bear… But also a deadly assassin like the others.

They were all in the living room sicker than dogs. "Woah, who honey nutted in your Cheerios?" Shade said in a mischievous tone, she is a real prankster in case it's not clear.

"I think we caught that Damm virus that's been going around in the human world" Grizzare states before coughing.

"I don't get it, I was wearing a mask.... and getting.. Blood allover myself…" Skylan says.

Shade starts to feel bad for her friends being sick "hey I'm gonna take care of you pansies until you get better, but Skylan I'll kick your ass if you die on me"

"what?! what good would that do?!"

Skylan asks shocked.

"anyway, you guys should go get back in bed. if you guys get that virus on the furniture, I'll be very unhappy with Shadow, and grizzare.. but I'll just make Skylan wash my socks and underwear until the 2030s" Shade declared only half serious.

"9 years?! Well at least those biohazards will be clean.." Skylan says.

They all go back to their bedrooms, and lay in their beds.

**two hours later**

Shade has made them all some soup, her mom's recipe. Afterwards she sits in the living room with her feet on the coffee table, board out of her Jester mind.

"ugh.. this day blows so far. I didn't get to prank anyone because they all have that stupid fuckin virus, and worse of all.. I CANT TORMENT SKYLAN!!!" Shade says very mad about how today turned out.

Suddenly today's mail falls through the front doors mail slot.

"Ooh I wonder if it's another death threat." Shade says before looking through all the mail.

"hmm.. Junk mail, Black mail letter, Bills, Past due Bills, Death threat, A porno magazine, A gay porno magazine, Ooh a Jester girl fashion magazine I'm keepin that. Oh helloooo another assassination job."

Shade reads the final letter.

the letter: Good afternoon, or perhaps good evening. Shade, Skylan, Shadow, and Grizzare. your mission for today is to go kill Bill Philips, wife beating drug addict. he lives near Muskogee Oklahoma, please as always be discrete. Remember what happens to monsters that get caught.

-the boss.

Shade roles her eyes

"Well.. Of all the fuckin days to give us a mission"

Shade sits on The couch before getting an idea

"Wait... what if I do this mission solo? the guys will never know."

Shade grins at her sneaky plan.

She goes to leave the apartment before calling to her roommates

"I'm going to get you chums medicine, don't die while I'm gone"

with a kick In her step she skips out Of the apartment, exited for her first solo mission.

Shade has just come out of the apartment complex. She walks the street of the monster city. A city is not too different from human cities, but noticeably cleaner. Shade looks up to the Gothic architecture of the older buildings, alongside some more modern architecture on the newer buildings, and the roof to the underground city. A dark blue rocky roof to the caverns, spotted with glow worms simulating stars. Shade listens to the sound of her footsteps on the stone sidewalk.

"oh man, my first mission without the other chumps. hell yeah"

Shade exclaims excitedly as she makes her way around some other monsters.

as she walks down the clean streets she sees three recognizable monsters ahead. a Jester girl wearing pink and black, with her hair in pigtails.

"is that Pixel?"

A clown girl wearing dark purple Gothic attire, her hair black and fading into purple towards the bottom.

"Jinx too?!"

And a very friendly looking mime lady, wearing a very ladylike black and white stripped dress, her hair is black and fades into white.

"oh fuck yeah!! Emily too."

the three were shade's best friends ever since childhood.

she excitedly started running to them calling out "sup girls!" before tripping on a wendigo's hoof.

the wendigo looks down at shade with its emotionless eyes, before helping her up

"watch where you're going skank"

"oh sorry"

Shade says embarrassed. after that she ran over to her friends.

"hey, how are my favorite gals?"

Pixel is zoned out on her handheld console, and doesn't realize Shades there.

**smack**

Jinx smacks her in the back of the head.

"h-huh? what?.."

Pixel sniffs the air.

"oh hey Shade."

Emily puts her hand to her mouth and silently chuckles.

Emily signs.

"hey Shade"

Jinx trying to hide her blush says

"H-hey girl.."

Shade hugs her friends

"I've got big news. I'm going on my first solo mission"

her friends all look shocked

"Really? but what about your roommates?"

Jinx asks

Shade tells them about her roommates' situation.

Emily signs to Shade

"are you sure you can do this alone?"

Pixel looks up from her handheld for a moment.

"yeah. you sure girl?"

Jinx scoffs at the other two

"come on girls, give shade some credit. her and her strong... thick.. legs... uh.. ahem anyway Shade can fuck up any target you give her."

"yeah Jinx is right, I can do this."

Shade says proudly.

Emily smiles before giving Shade a thumbs up.

Shade smiles

"girl even though you, and your species can't talk, your words still mean so much"

Pixel is zoned out on her handheld

**smack**

"huh what? oh yeah, you can do it Shade"

Pixel says before going back to her game.

Shade looks at the time.

"Ooh I gotta go, see you girls later"

She walks off while waving to her friends.

Jinx looks at shade's butt as she walks away and sighs.

"She's hot, and I mean smoking hot."

Shade didn't hear that as she was already halfway down the block.

*30 minutes later*

Shade arrived at the exit to the underground. By the exit Is a currently undisguised skin walker.

"Name, Species, And reason to exit please" the skin walker guards spoke with a raspy lisp.

Shade walked up to him

"My name is Shade, I am a Jester, and I'm going to the surface to kill a human"

the guard looks down at her

"proceed."

he opens the false ground trapdoor leading to the surface.

Shade waves him off before stepping out of the underground, and into the forest above the exit.

"alright, my first solo victim. time to kick ass, and make somebody kiss ass."

Shade has walked through the exit from the monster city. She ends up in a large forest, She's confused as her and her roommates have been to missions in Oklahoma before, and never ended up here.

"uh.. yo I think I went through the wrong-"

Shade is cut off by the guard shutting the exit.

"Well shit.. oh well, I can handle myself. just need to find out where I am."

she walks through the forest hearing the birds chirping, the leaves crunching beneath her feet, the wind blowing, an angry bear charging at he- OH SHIT THERE'S A BEAR!! STOP LISTENING TO ME NARRATE AND RUN SHADE!!!.

Shade hears the bear

"OH SHIT!!"

She started running, now the forest isn't so peaceful, her formally calm footsteps, now panicked running, the gentle breeze now wind rushing past her ears as she ran, the birds that were singing, are now eating snacks while watching Shade get chased.

Shade does some parkour through the trees to lose the bear, and thankfully it worked. until she accidentally kicked down a beehive.

Shade looks back at the swarm of angry bees.

"oh shit..."

Oh shit indeed Shade.

she just runs from the bees for over a mile, before the bees give up chasing her.

Shade finally can sit and rest for a moment..

"Damm, this is harder that I thought.."

just as her mood was ruined she noticed her favorite animal. A fox has come up to her.

"oh my goodness"

Shade with a huge smile goes to pet the fox

"whoa lady. back the fuck off"

the fox speaks to her, before changing forms into a skin walker.

Shade is embarrassed about this

"oh uh... sorry dude..."

the skin walker scoffs before leaving.

Shade sits against a tree

"ugh.. can this day get any worse?"

she hits the tree out of annoyance, cause another beehive to fall right on her lap.

"fuuuuuuck!!!"

**two hours later**

Shade is sitting on a tree branch, taking a break from evading animals.

"ugh.. I wish I had a little help.."

suddenly she heard something large, and heavy in the leaves above her.

"oh come ooon.. another bear?"

that's when she fell onto the branch with Shade. A large, overweight, yet beautiful Jester woman. Mysty, the human crusher.. also Shades mom.

"Oh, hey sweetie."

Shade is relieved to see a familiar face.

"hey mom.."

her mom crosses her legs

"Why are you here by yourself?"

Shade explains

"my roommates are all sick, and we got an assassination to do, so I decided to take it on myself.. why are you here?"

Mysty shrugs

"I also got an assassination to do. came out the wrong exit, and saw you up here"

shade laughs

"You too huh? well.. if only we knew where we were.."

"actually I've been through here before, we're in Arkansas."

Mysty informs.

Shade looks up in shock

"Arkansas? I need to be in Oklahoma.."

Mysty laughs

"don't worry. I do too, and I know if we hurry we can catch a freight train hauling porn to Oklahoma"

Shade perks up

"that'll be perfect"

they both stand up and race to the train station. despite Mystys immense weight, She's very fast on her feet.

after not long they arrive at the train. it's not being watched right now so they sneak on.

Shade and Mysty sit in one of the train cars together.

"so Shade, how have you been?"

"oh I've been great mom... besides today..."

Mysty looks out the small small window and looks sad.

"You know... this is the last place I was with your father... before those humans shot him..."

"Really?.."

they both feel sad talking about that... shade's dad was shot and killed 6 months before she was born. they never got to meet.

Mysty puts a comforting hand on Shades shoulder as the train started to move.

"he would be proud of you if he was here."

Shade smiles at this.

"what was he like?"

Mysty thinks for a second

"alot like your sister. So passionate, so fun loving, so kind, and such a love for rock and roll, and the guitar."

Shade chuckles

"Well Dazzle is my older sister, and got to know him... it makes sense she'd turn out like him..."

Mysty hugs shade

"just know that is he was here, he would be so happy to see how you have turned out... minus the rarely showering.. and leaving your nasty socks everywhere.. I did that too with my socks when he was alive, and he hated it.."

they both laugh about this

Shade looks at her

"Well neither of those things are changing, no matter how many times Skylan begs me to."

Mysty laughs at that

"Well it's gonna be a long ride to Oklahoma..I say we sleep in the meantime"

she slides her pumps off and stretches her legs

Shade smells the air after Mysty does this

"didn't know they where also shipping vinegar in this!"

they both laugh.. Shade mostly said that to lighten the mood.. before laying down and going to sleep.

**the next morning**

Shade woke up to see Mysty already awake

"good morning mom"

"good morning shade"

they stand up and stretch

"we should be arriving at Oklahoma any minute."

says Mysty.

that when the car door opened

"hey! who the hell are you two?"

Shade and Mysty smile at each other, before grabbing the train worker and pulling him in.

Shade punches him a few times, before kicking his jaw causing him to fall over.

Mysty stands over the guy before dropping her fat body on him, crushing him to death.

"let's hope nobody else catches us."

Shade struggles to help her huge mom up.

they both get out of the train car, and make their way out of the train station.

Shade looks at a sign..

"We made it to meskogee!"

Mysty chimes in

"say... my mission is also in Meskogee"

they exchange one more hug before splitting to go after their respective targets.

Shade starts making her way to his last known location

"Alright, time to go kill this fucker"