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Very Weird Family | VMIN
Jimin smiles as he adjusts Taehyung's tie, finding it amusing just how cute his little (bigger) lover was.
Jimin
calm down, they're gonna love you.
Taehyung
but what if they don't? what if they end liking your exes more than they like me and then they tell you to break up with me and then you have no choice but to break up with me and then 2 years later we bump into each other and you're with some other guy who's taller, and more handsome and funnier than me?
Jimin stares at Taehyung, mouth agaped.
Jimin
but still, he won't rant as good as you.
Jimin jokes and Taehyung's pout sinks even lower.
Jimin
no one is ever gonna be more handsome than you in my eyes, have you not seen your face. Do I need to pull out a pic of you so you can remember how gorgeous you are?
Taehyung blushes and smiles before he tucks strands of his long hair behind his ear.
Taehyung
you're...you're right.
Taehyung
I'm unbelievably handsome, aren't I? I bet even your dad would be threatened if he saw me. (chuckles)
Jimin pinches his lips together and his shakes his head, looking at Taehyung as if he'd messed something up but he doesn't understand what was going on until he hears a manly voice speak.
Taehyung feels like he could just bury himself in a ditch to die. Leave it to him to mess everything up.
Taehyung
I was...uh (nervous laughter) I wasn't being serious. I um... you're...you're very handsome. the most handsome guy I've ever seen, actually.
and that statement earns him a smack from Jimin, making him grab his shoulder with a pout,
Jimin
yah! what about me? didn't you say I was the most handsome guy you've ever seen?
Taehyung
of course you are. I stand by what I said,
Mr. Park
so you were lying to me, then.
Taehyung
what no, I...you are handsome. both of you are very handsome.
Mr. Park
well, which of us is more handsome?
Taehyung folds his lips, okay so, if he says Jimin won't get slapped, and he'll probably get lots of kisses later, maybe even more but if he doesn't tell his dad, then he could get thrown out of the house before he's even invited in and then he'd get Jimin to break up with him. Taehyung groans silently as he finds this too hard of a decision to make,
Jungkook
why are you both ganging up on this poor man?
Jungkook
no, I need someone to give me relationship advice and I'm sure just being around you two is enough to convince him to run as far away from here as possible, so consider this as me helping you in not having another boyfriend run away.
Jungkook runs behind Taehyung, to hide from Jimin's anger.
Jungkook
protect me and I'll give you money later.
Taehyung closes his eyes as he thinks about his life choices.
Taehyung
come on, Jimin. I'm sure your brother didn't mean what he said.
Jungkook
oh, I meant every word.
Taehyung
what is wrong with you? are trying to get us both killed?
Jungkook
aren't you his boyfriend, you should be able to calm him down.
Taehyung
what the fūck do I look like? there's no calming him down,
Jungkook
oh my god! he swears.
Taehyung's hands cover his mouth and he stares down at Jimin's dad, with apologetic eyes. He could feel the man's glare.
Taehyung sinks to his knees quickly and he bows.
Taehyung
I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to swear. It just slipped and usually I'm not the type of person who swears so easily but I'm just very very nervous and if you ask Jimin, he'll tell how little I do swear.
Jimin
He actually swears alot.
Taehyung
What? What are you doing??? (mouths it to Jimin)
Jimin
That's what you get for siding with my brother! (mouth back)
Taehyung
What?! When did I even? ( mouths back)
Mr. Park
Why do you never date normal guys?
Taehyung
I am very normal guy Mr. Park, a lot of my friends call me Mr. Normal.
Jungkook
how does he get off the hook for swearing? this is insane. you gave me a two hour lecture for saying shīt.
Mr. Park
would you like to have another 2 hour lecture?
Taehyung
do you think he likes me?
Taehyung questions, staring at Jimin, hoping the answer would be yes.
Jungkook
he likes everyone.
Jimin
he was talking to me.
Jungkook
well, now I'm gonna steal your boyfriend so....see ya
and with that, Jungkook pulls Taehyung into the house and Jimin just sighs, Taehyung looks at Jimin while he mouths a "help me" but Jimin shakes his head and Taehyung smiles to himself as he tries to convince himself that coming here was in fact not a good idea.
Taehyung
Just to clarify. When you said you were going to steal me, you meant-
Jungkook
What? gross. you think I want to date you? (gag face)
Taehyung
no need to be so harsh but good.
Jungkook
I'm 16. a minor weirdo and you're not my type. you're more handsome than me and taller so no thanks.
Taehyung
good, good. it's just I have to make sure because Jimin made some very clear rules about you.
Jungkook
wait, what? why would he? does he honestly think I'd ever actually try anything with one of his boyfriends.
Taehyung
he's just paranoid, I'm sure he knows better.
Jungkook
I actually can't say I'm surprised that he's given you rules.
Taehyung
I think it's cute, plus most of the rules are stuff like "You have to kiss me at least 50 times a day"
Jungkook
ah, gross. relationship stuff are so gross.
Taehyung
really, I have a brother your age. I was really thinking about-
Jungkook
give me his number.
Taehyung
wow, what happened to "Ah, gross. relationship stuff are-"
Jungkook
finish that sentence and I'll punch myself and blame it on you.
Taehyung
oh my, you can't be that cruel, can you?
Jungkook
if you give me your brother's number, I promise I'll be nicer.
Taehyung
okay fine, but if you better treat him well.
Taehyung
and he's older than you.
Jungkook
crap, he's not taller than me is he?
Taehyung
aish, can't I have anything.
Taehyung
do you still want it?
Jungkook
Is he better looking than me?
Taehyung
as his brother, I'm obligated to say yes.
Jungkook
okay, so if he wasn't your brother then you'd say I'm better looking.
Jungkook
ah, just give me the number.
Taehyung
it's +82 xxxx xxxx xxxx
Jungkook
I'll text him now.
Taehyung
he's probably asleep.
Jungkook
what, it's freaking 2pm. who sleeps to this late?
Taehyung
he's practically in love with sleep so, just leave the message. tell that I gave you his number and then you wait.
Jungkook
I wait for no one.
Taehyung
you are really a brat.
Taehyung
it's a compliment.
Jungkook
strike 2. one more and I'm giving myself a black eye.
Taehyung
and I'm gonna go.
Taehyung turns to walk away but Jungkook grabs his wrist pulling him back.
Jungkook
wait, let me pay you for protecting me earlier.
Jungkook quickly shuffles to his drawer and after a couple rummaging he comes back with a peice of paper and he hands it to Taehyung.
Taehyung eyes the white paper that had '$1,000,000' written on it in black ink before he looks at Jungkook confused.
Taehyung
How old are you? writing on paper?
Jungkook
hey, I never said I was giving you real money.
Taehyung
I wasn't gonna take it, even if it was real.
Jungkook
you can't fool me. everyone loves money.
Taehyung
yep, but I already have enough of it so, there's no need.
Jungkook
are you implying that you're rich?
Taehyung
but my parents are.
Jungkook
can you buy me a play station 5? I swear if you do I'll make sure Jimin marries you.
Jungkook stares at Taehyung with hopeful eyes.
Taehyung
I think I have that under control
Taehyung
but I'll think about it.
Jungkook
(lights up) wait, really?
Jungkook
You are amazing. I'll give you extra slices of ssamgyeopsal today. (smile)
Taehyung
you don't need to.
Jungkook smiles, happy that Taehyung turned his offer down because to be honest, he didn't want to do that, he was nice but not that nice.
Jungkook
you're a good guy. I'll treat your brother well.
Jungkook rolls his eyes before he turns back to the phone in his hand.
Taehyung
I'm going to check on your brother.
Taehyung speaks and he walks to the door, Jungkook had barely even heard him as he was too busy thinking of what he should say to his potential new friend.
Mr. Park
stop shouting in my house!
Taehyung gasps, he'd totally forgotten that he wasn't in the comfort of his and Jimin's own home.
Taehyung
apologies. uhm...sir.
Mr. Park
no, no. come and help me cook.
Taehyung
right (nervous laughter) I was just about to offer.
Taehyung sighs, cooking was Taehyung's favorite thing to do but cooking with Jimin's dad? he'd not sure if he'll enjoy that very much.
Mr. Park
make the kimchi, and don't spoil it.
Taehyung chuckles. Jimin must've not said anything about him being a chef, but he guesses he could use this to his advantage and impress the old man.
Jimin
Where Taehyung? and why are you smiling so much?
Jungkook
i don't know and none of your business.
Jimin steps inside Jungkook's room, making the younger look at him very confused.
Jungkook
what are you doing?
Jimin
tell me who you're talking to.
Jimin
is it some girl? a guy?
Jungkook
you're so nosy. get out.
Jimin hops and the bed and he tries to grab Jungkook's phone but he fails as Jungkook, hides it behind him and Jimin glares down at the younger, who grinned widely.
J9min shakes his head before he just jumps onto his brother and then he starts tickling him, Jungkook bites his lips and he shakes his head, silently telling Jimin to stop as he fights the urge to laugh. he still holds onto his phone tightly.
Jimin
what are you hiding?
Jungkook his head and he soon starts cracking up.
Jungkook
Jimin stop (laughing loudly)
Jimin
all you have to do is talk.
Jimin
this is unfair, when I first started talking to Taehyung you were all up in my business so what's the issue now you brat.
Jungkook
stop ticking....me (laughing)
Jungkook
fūck, fine. (still laughing)
Jimin
no swearing, you brat.
Jungkook rolls over as he catches his breath, before he sits up and shows Jimin his phone.
Jungkook
Taehyung gave me his number.
Jimin
you do know, he's turning 18 in like 2 months.
Jimin
do not fall for him, okay?
Jungkook
I...I think I already have.
Jimin
please tell me you're joking.
Jimin
he's almost 18 and he has a crush on this guy at his school.
Jungkook
you don't know that.
Jimin
yes, I do. we are really good friends. stop talking to him because you'll only get yourself hurt.
Jungkook pouts and shuts his phone off.
Jimin sighs, before he turns to Jungkook.
Jimin
listen, I'm saying all because I love and I don't want to see you go hurt but if you want to keep texting him then go head, but just...keep all these things in mind, Okay?
Jungkook
don't you think I can make him like me too? I'm sure the other can't be that good looking.
Jimin
ask him to send you a pick of him, as a taken man I can't even deny that he's nothing short of breath-taking.
Jungkook
as my brother, you should be defending me.
Jimin
but s Yoongi's friend, I have to keep an open mind.
Jungkook glares at the older.
Jimin
I'm sure, but the time you're 18 you can court him but I won't let you do it any time before, got that.
Jimin
and he's a good guy, he won't have any romantic feelings for you if he knows your age.
Jimin
but he's smart so he'll figure it out eventually.
Jungkook
well, I'll make him a bad guy for me then.
Jimin
what the fūck? (laughs)
Jimin
now, I'll leave so you can get back to your chatting.
Jungkook
thank you. I'll tell you how it goes later.
Jimin sighs as he makes his way, out of Jungkook's room. He has to admit, he'd thought that Jungkook would maybe be a good fit with Taehyung's brother but he'd always thought it'd be too weird and then, there's the fact that he was almost a legal adult and he was also very much in love with his best friend so, he just hopes Jungkook doesn't get too attached to him, but it'd be nice if they could be friends.
Mr. Park picks up a fork before he tastes the kimchi, and he frowns as he bites into it, making Taehyung unbelievably nervous.
Mr. Park
it's amazing. what did you do to it?
Taehyung smiles brightly before he explains what he'd done, over the years of being a chef, he's learn how to give various foods his own unique touch and that was probably his favorite part of being a chef.
Mr. Park
Come quick. Taste this kimchi. it's amazing.
Jimin
I know, Taehyung's the best cook in the whole world. thought I'd let him surprise you rather than saying anything.
Mr. Park
I mean, his kimchi is good but he's not the best chef in the world.
Jimin
I was joking dad, cal, down.
Jimin
now, I'm taking Taehyung away for a minute.
Mr. Park
okay, I'm almost done with dinner.
Taehyung
Your family is very....
Taehyung lets out as the walk out of the house, hand in hand. Jimin smiles up at the other, knowing exactly what Taehyung'd been thinking.
Taehyung
Yes, a very weird family but they're nice people. I think I want to get to know them more.
Jimin smiles and tightens his grip on Taehyung's hands.
Jimin
aww, you're the only one who's ever said that.
Jimin
no, but you're the only one who Jungkook didn't hurt.
Jimin
usually, he's very opposed to me dating anyone but I guess since he's much older now, he doesn't really care.
Taehyung
he's a cool kid, he's fiery but he's cool. I wanna get to spend some time with him,
Jimin
yeah, and you gave him Yoongi's number?
Jimin gives him a pointed look making Taehyung look away.
Taehyung
yeah, you know how Yoongi's always complaining about how he's in love with Hoseok, well I'm tired of it. so I thought maybe he could try getting with Jungkook instead.
Jimin
Yoongi's turning 18 soon.
Taehyung
oh crap. I didn't think about that.
Taehyung
mmh, maybe I should've thought about this more.
Jimin
it's fine, they're already talking so hopefully they'll just remain friends for a while.
Jimin smiles before he walks up to Taehyung and he wraps his arms around the younger's neck. Taehyung's arms snake around his waist pulling him close.
Jimin
you know what else is warm?
Taehyung laughs, cringing at Jimin's bad pick up line.
Taehyung
you're cute but don't ever say that again.
Jimin
kiss me and I won't.
Taehyung leans in and quickly claims Jimin's plumper lips with his own. Their lips slide against each other and they both get lost in each other. Taehyung pulls Jimin closer before he slips his tongue into Jimin's mouth, a place he'd been very familiar with. felt every sink, every dip. He pulls away for a second before he acts again and again and again making Jimin gasp.
Jimin
we should stop before things get too heated.
Taehyung
(chuckles) we'll continue tonight.
Jimin smiles up at his lover, loving the way his hair shuffled in the forceful wind. It made his hair perfectly messy, the way Jimin liked it and he just wants to kiss him again but before he can he hears his dad calling,
Mr. Park
come back inside, it's cold and dinners ready.
He walks back inside, leaving them alone again.
Jimin stretches his hand out for Taehyung to take, and without hesitation, the taller man takes Jimin's hand and lets him pull him back into the house.
this was not how he'd expected the day to go, but he's happy about how it went nonetheless, and he's pretty sure Mr. Park and Jungkook both liked him so, he's glad.
Comments
RMJINSOPE MINVKOOK
I like it. Could you please make part 2 of it? with some Yoonkook(seok) moments?
[Ship-2seok: Comedy story (something related with their bright personality) ]
2022-09-21
2
RMJINSOPE MINVKOOK
Suddenly he got Jin's confidence 😎
2022-09-21
4
sucidialfrexk✨
nice author
2022-09-20
2