Green
Chris
This green snaked king thinks he can fool me huh? In his dreams!
Chris
Today was so tiring. I'm gonna take a quick nap so that I can ask Green for help.
Chris
It's already late in the morning!
Chris
Shit,I've got work to do.
Chris
My stomach can't help it,time to go downstairs to eat.
And so Chris went down to eat breakfast. When he was done,he went back to his room.
Chris
time to summon Green.
Chris
where the heck is he?
Chris
gotta check for myself
Chris
There you are…what's wrong?
Green
Are you blind? Can't you see that I'm sad? 😔
Chris
Sad is for losers and WE are not losers.
Chris
We are worst than that!
didn't wait to get a response
Chris
Single bell, Single bell, Single all the way.
Oh what fun it is to see the couples fight all day, Hey! 🎶
Green
Are you shitting me? Do you have to remind me that I'm single?😖
Chris
I was just pulling your leg.
Green
*sigh* it's really lonely in here. I can't go on a date or mate at all. Why is life being unfair to me? 😭
Chris
You think it's unfair to you only?
Green
Don't you have the chance to go enjoy yourself at a pleasure house?
Chris
You're lucky im in a good mood today or else I would've skinned you.
Chris
Anyways, I need your help.
Chris
With memes ofcourse, I have to impress the king.
Green
When did that happen?
Green
I won't be going anywhere.
Chris
Fine. #@&#@%$@#&%$ #@&#@%$…………………………@#&%$#@&#@%$@#&%$
Green
What? Are you insane?😱
Green
The king means no good, how could you say yes so easily?
Chris
I know what I'm doing. If everything goes right,I won't need to worry about money anymore. Can't I be happy too?
Green
Fine, wait here. I need to fetch something.
Green
Take a look at the best memes and tell me which one's suitable for the King.
Chris
the screen can't fit all of them.
Green
I can mention them.
Troll face meme
distracted boyfriend meme
Michael Jackson eating popcorn meme
grumpy cat meme
success kid meme
first world meme
coffin dance meme
Sad frog meme
……
Chris
Okay enough, now that you mention sad frog I think it reminds me of someone,you!
You're pepe the frog! 😮
Green
I used to be,now I'm Green.
Chris
How exactly did you end up in here?
Green
You really want to know?
Green
My wife,Hestia was my everything. She was a very kinky frog,just how I wanted. But she cheated on me with Kermit and asked for a divorce.
Green
She said I couldn't financially support her and that she wanted a social life. That skinny b***** is no way compared to me!
Chris
You actually killed yourself,what a coward! 🤣
Green
You! You're calling me a coward? 😡
Green
I won't help you anymore! 🤬
*back in his room at moonlight inn*
Chris
What a funny world we live in,Green actually took his own life. Poor froggo
Chris
Anyways, I've got business to attend to.
And then Chris went out to sell his recent Troll paintings.
Chris
Thank you so much for reading
Chris
Green,what do you need them for?
You can't eat them,neither can you swallow them.
Green
It's not for me dummy.
Green
Author has been sick so I thought coins would make her feel better.
Chris
Oh,how considerate of you.
Chris
Don't forget to comment tho!
Author
What stage are you?
Comments
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Green 🤣🤣🤣
2021-09-13
1
ɮɨǟռƈǟ🎐
my stage is 4th and 6th ..😂
2021-08-18
2
SavageMonster
Love Green so much! He makes me laugh every time I read your story!
2021-06-15
1