Understanding the system
Green
What the heck is it?😵
Chris
*anoyed* You ugly frog,why didn't you explain to me what was going on? 😒
Green
because you were so noisy (´▽｀)ノ
Green
tch,just call me Green.
Chris
fine,what is this world about?
Green
*applies hand sanitizer*
Chris
why the hell are you putting hand sanitizer and wearing a face mask ?
Green
COVID19 sucker. I got to keep my social distance and maintain the protocols! ╮(‵▽′)╭
Chris
Am I not in a different world? why are you changing the topic?
Green
Tch, you're no fun at all.
Green
This is a very complicated and messed up ancient world of sorcery and martial arts. As for the era,I also don't know. It's not a novel or a game…
Chris
Shit, wtf is it then?
Green
An imaginary world created by a certain MT reader. So,don't be surprised if you find Goku or Captain America in the streets. With no exception of Lil meow meow or any purple haired bit**! In this world,you chose your own role. You just need to live a simple life.
Chris
Great, *sigh* I don't know what I did in my previous life be so fortunate.
Green
Of course you were a love failure, not good in studies and nobody loved you. But,you still tried to make people happy by making memes. So don't waste this opportunity to start afresh. 😏
Chris
That was so harsh of you!! 🥺Fine,what special abilities do I have?
Green
With you current situation, None!
Chris
Hell no! Any combat skills?
Chris
archery? swordskill?
Chris
cheats? seduction techniques??(<_<)
Green
coward,what do you need seduction for? Are you Gay??
*Chris throws his slipper at green*
Green
Hit me again and I'll make your life a living hell.
Chris
Do I have any powers?😒
Green
Dude,you have nothing!
Chris
This is hell!!!
*strangles system with both hands* GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Green
*cough* ki me ha wi bod dai (kill me and we both die)
Green
*cough* you psycho! I curse you!
Chris
I curse you too, just shut up! How am I going to survive in such a world when I can't even cultivate?
Green
With you own skills of course. You time travelled with the memories of your previous life. You just need to stay out of trouble and you'll be alright.
Chris
But I'm just a memer😭
Green
That's what makes you different from all previous time travellers. A f****ng memer 🤭
approaches chris and pats him by the shoulder.
Green
Don't worry,I have a surprise for you?
*A lady appears out of nowhere *
Green
Meet Jesse,she'll help you out with dead jokes in time of emergency. You can only summon her in times of emergency!
Chris
*Disappointed but not surprised*
Chris
Please take care of me.
Green
You've stayed in the system for so long, time for you to return to reality.
Green
hehe,don't forget to like.
Jesse
And Comment ho ho ho.
Green
hey,don't steal my lines!
Comments
Lost $oul💫
That's a bit harsh you have nothing nothing nothing at all🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣. In emergency a girl who tells jokes I am curious to know what's gonna happen when he defies some martial artist and summons Jesse🤔🤔🤔🤔
2021-10-21
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{🖤𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍_𝕺𝖆𝖙𝖍🖤}
Haha!! mc is a love failure 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2021-09-13
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SavageMonster
Now I really am curious about the dead jokes. 🤔😂
2021-06-15
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