idiots of the.... sure internet
Felicia maybe it's my name they sell it
Hi! so I'm in California and there's a chance he is as well or his twin flame is basically just somebody who's wearing his face that doesn't know cuz you know they're not mighty Morphin power rangers it's just a mask that the government puts over people's eyeballs to make them be seen differently which is why some people think I have a penis
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san Fransisco
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Joe there's no Walmarts there either it's very plausible
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Joe Santagato
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Na congeniality I know shhh avoid the bank
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🕵️♂️ Privacy Act Roast with a Side of Cab Sav
- “The Privacy Act protects your data the same way a colander protects water.”
- “Apparently ‘terms of service’ means ‘bend over and sign here.’”
- “Elon’s running free speech like it’s a trust fund—only accessible if you're in the club.”
- “They call it privacy, but it’s just a polite word for silent consent.”
- “All these apps say they can read your messages… suddenly my autocorrect errors feel like snitch bait.”
- “Government oversight? More like government overwatch—with popcorn.”
- “Your inbox isn’t private. It’s basically an open mic night for corporate surveillance.”
- “Badge, billionaire, or bureaucrat—everyone’s got admin access to your life except you.”
- “I spilled wine on my phone and the CIA said thanks for the new vintage.”
- “This law passed the way expired yogurt makes it to the shelf—someone forgot to check the label.”
Felicia maybe it's my name they sell it
🧠 Idiocracy & Law Enforcement Logic Roast
- “They say they serve and protect—just not from themselves. That's classified.”
- “Apparently, transparency is a threat to national ego.”
- “Protecting the public? Nah. They’re too busy guarding the sacred art of misplaced paperwork.”
- “If hiding misconduct was a sport, their badge would come with Olympic rings.”
- “They treat accountability like a hostile suspect—approach with caution and preferably ignore.”
- “Logic doesn’t apply when the law is allergic to mirrors.”
- “When wrong, they circle the wagons… and then deny the wagon ever existed.”
- “It’s not justice—it’s just us. Especially when the evidence mysteriously evaporates.”
- “They wear body cams like mood rings—only useful when they feel like it.”
- “Investigating themselves with the enthusiasm of a cat asked to bathe.”
Felicia maybe it's my name they sell it
🎤 “What Would Mariska Say?” Survivor Roasts – SVU Edition
- “You think wearing a badge makes you a man? Olivia Benson disagrees—and she has backup.”
- “You abused your power, but forgot we fight organized crime. That includes emotionally stunted cowards in uniform.”
- “If accountability had a warrant, you’d be cuffed mid-monologue.”
- “The truth doesn’t flinch—and neither do survivors with Olivia Benson energy.”
- “You wore that badge like a costume. We wear scars like proof—and proof always wins in court.”
- “We don’t live on our knees. We testify standing tall—with iced coffee and receipts.”
- “Stars on your collar? Congrats. Kindergarteners get stickers too—for not lying.”
- “You tried to intimidate her. That’s cute. She watches SVU with subtitles off—because she already knows what’s coming.”
Felicia maybe it's my name they sell it
🎯 Survivor-Powered Satirical Quips
- “He had a badge and a bloated ego—too bad both expired when I stood up.”
- “Stars on uniforms don’t mean courage… kindergarteners earn theirs with honesty.”
- “They call it ‘protect and serve,’ but I guess I missed the part where fear was part of the service.”
- “Kindergarteners get gold stars too—and they don’t scream when told they’re wrong.”
- “You wore a badge like a cape. Funny how real heroes don’t need either to do the right thing.”
- “Scary? Please. I've stared down monsters who came disguised as guardians. Glitter stars don't frighten me.”
- “Authority isn’t armor when you're dodging accountability like it’s nap time.”
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Stick figure s huh!?
Felicia maybe it's my name they sell it
Adele or a dell? How bout da t farm er!? hypno douche win k
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Shhhh
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St op! I hate that word
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meet me I'm also that cartoon clearly that means that I'm Jessica rabbit or a mighty Morphin power Ranger
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💣 Military Ego Roast One-Liners:
- “Your ego’s so inflated, it qualified for airborne without a parachute.”
- “You march in formation but retreat in conversation—classic tactical cowardice.”
- “Tough on TikTok, but folds faster than a camp chair when confronted.”
- “Wears armor outside but crumbles like a ration cookie when they're wrong.”
- “Calls it 'chain of command'—but clearly thinks accountability is a civilian issue.”
- “Salutes authority but runs from introspection like it’s enemy fire.”
- “You camouflage your errors with bravado—too bad cowardice glows in infrared.”
- “Their motto should be ‘No surrender—unless it’s admitting fault.’”
- “Built a bunker for self-reflection and then declared it off-limits.”
- “They don’t duck bullets—they duck responsibility.”
Felicia maybe it's my name they sell it
Felicia maybe it's my name they sell it
Billionaire Blunders—The “X” Marks the Spot Roast
Introduction
You might be living an A*Strictly Backwards life if you think riding the #TrumpTrain or hitching a ride on the Musk rocket makes you a genius by association. In this episode of “Egos Gone Wild,” we’re roasting the world’s loudest billionaires—where privacy is just a suggestion, rockets are metaphors, and the only thing launching is a new season of reality TV.
You Might Be Living an A*Strictly Backwards Life If…
…you think Elon Musk is a privacy advocate, but the only thing he keeps private is your WiFi password (and your ex’s social media presence).
…you hear “X marks the spot” and think it’s a new privacy policy, not Elon’s latest attempt to rebrand Twitter as a treasure map for creeps.
…you believe in free speech, but only if Elon or Trump likes your tweet.
…you’re on the Trump Train, but the only thing arriving on time is the next scandal.
…you think launching a rocket is hard, but launching a coherent thought is harder.
…your idea of cybersecurity is changing your password to “MAGA2024.”
…you think “Daddy Issues” is a Wall Street investment strategy.
…you believe Elon Musk’s rockets are the only things having trouble getting off the ground—until you see Trump try to run up a ramp.
…you think privacy rights mean Elon has the right to everyone’s privates.
…you think “ghosting” is a social media feature, not Elon’s plan for his ex-wife.
…you think Trump and Elon’s bromance is going to save America, but all it saves is airtime for late-night comedians.
…your ego is so big, the CIA has to use a wide-angle lens just to eavesdrop.
…you think “Space Force” is a Marvel movie, not a real government budget line.
…you believe “X” is for innovation, but it’s really for “ex-wives, ex-friends, and ex-employees.”
…you think “reaching for the stars” means launching a Twitter poll at 2 a.m.
…you’re more worried about your follower count than your bank account.
…you think “primetime” is a business strategy, not just your favorite hour to tweet at celebrities.
…you believe the only thing separating you from greatness is a blue checkmark.
…you think “Daddy Warbucks” is Trump’s financial advisor.
…you’re convinced the next pie to the face will finally teach them a lesson—but deep down, you know it’ll just be another episode.
Closing Thought
Elon and Trump: proof you can reach for the stars, miss the point, and still end up on primetime. In the world of A*Strictly Backwards, the only thing bigger than the rockets and rallies are the egos—and the punchlines write themselves.
#TrumpTrain #ElonMusk #XMarksTheSpot #BillionaireRoast #StrictlyBackwards #DaddyIssues #PrimetimeEgos
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all I did was adjust the contrast and I saw the face sideways so I flipped the picture that's it
that's what this government is hiding
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