I Accidentally Became Duke Lysander’S Mistress Why Is he SOO ANNOYING!

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Naomi watched as her world came crashing down.

On screen the brooding duke took slow tortured step towards the woman he had ruined. They stood inches apart. Her eyes shimmered. The music swelled tragic strings in full melodramatic intensity.

Duke Lysander placed his cold hands on her soft cheeks, ‘I beg of you, from now on…take care of my son. Good bye forever…Evelyn Blackwood.’ He smirked, turning around and with all the elegance of a man who’d never paid taxes or showed emotional intelligence, he walked away. The scene faded to black– The credits start rolling.

Naomi

…

Naomi

😃 What in the–

Naomi

That’s it…THAT’S IT???

Naomi

ARE YOUR FU**ING KIDDING ME!

She stared at the TV in disbelief, then hurled the the remote across the room. It clattered cracked and slid under the couch as if it, too had given up on life. Frustrated she collapsed onto her couch in a heap of betrayal and caffeine - induced rage.

Naomi

*Groaning.* I have never, ever hated a show this much in my life. Three weeks. Three. Weeks of my spare time waisted on this flaming garbage of a plot! 😭

She grabbed a throw pillow and screamed into it.

Naomi

And for WHAT? To watch Evelyn get ghosted with a BABY AND A BASKET of DUKE INFUSED TRAUMA?!

She sat up, her hair now a bit wilder, her eyes manic with emotion.

Naomi

I mean sure, I admitted to deeply despising this series. I mocked it even warned people but deep down I was rooting for Evelyn. I wanted her to punch him. Or poison him or at least sue him for child support!

She grabbed her phone pulling up a picture from of Duke Lysander from the show, all cheekbones, dead eyes, and stormy hair.

Naomi

Tsk… why do you have to be so attractive you emotionally dense war crime of a man. 😡🤧

Her Phone buzzed.

[ Text from: Luke 🙄]

She stared at it. Unfazed. Blinked once.

Naomi

Oh no. Not now. First Duke Lysander, now my emotionally constipated ex?