I Accidentally Became Duke Lysander’S Mistress
Did he just SHOOT?
Author Kitty___🥀💍
That’s it for now
Naomi stood by the handrail, deep in the middle of the woods, because of course this was where her incompetent ex–boyfriend wanted to meet. The same ex who somehow managed to remind her of Duke Lysander, the emotionally stunted menace from the most hated show she’d ever watched.
Naomi
Ugh… why did I even bother coming? This is probably one of his ridiculous “I’m a changed man” speeches again.
Naomi
😒Whatever. Let’s just get this over with.
In the distance, a tall figure emerged from the shadows, slow and dramatic wearing a hat like he thought he was in some kind of noir film.
She squinted, trying to make out his face.
He steps forward again removing his hat finally close enough for her to recognise the stupidly hopeful grin on his face.
Luke
*Luke beaming.* You actual came.
Naomi
*Cringing* 😬 Yeahhh…what do you want?
He moved in closer, gently grabbing her hand like this was some tragic romance.
Luke
*Eyes widen* I missed you so much pookie bear . 🥹
Naomi
*snatching her hand away.* Can you just get to the point already? Why am I here?
Naomi
*Cuts him off.* We. Are. DONE. What part of that do you not understand?
Naomi
Stop acting like a child and move on Luke.
She sighed, rolled her eyes hard enough to see another dimension, and turned around walking away, fully done.
Naomi
( officially the worst day)
–just in time to see the glint of a gun aimed right at her.
Author Kitty___🥀💍
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