Dorm 3B's New War
(Group Chat: 2nd Year Girls Dorm Floor 3B)
Admin_Yuna
📌 Room assignments out.
Admin_Yuna
📍Mira Collins → 3B-7
Admin_Yuna
📍Liana Brooks → 3B-7
Admin_Yuna
Please don’t burn the building down.
Eva Sinclair
Mira and Liana... in the same room??? 😭😭😭
Elara Benett
Yuna... you did this on purpose, didn’t you.
Liana Brooks
I get a shelf, right?
Mira Collins
You get your attitude checked at the door.
Liana Brooks
Forgot you owned the dorm.
Liana Brooks
My bad, Princess Mira 👑
Elara Benett
GET THE POPCORN 🍿
Mira Collins
@Admin_Yuna
I request a relocation.
Mira Collins
I cannot share oxygen with her.
Liana Brooks
Her perfume smells like judgment
Liana Brooks
And disappointment.
Admin_Yuna
It’s literally Day 1.
Admin_Yuna
Go outside. Touch grass.
[PRIVATE CHAT – Mira x Elara]
Mira Collins
She’s impossible.
Elara Benett
You mean irresistible?
Mira Collins
I mean insufferable.
Elara Benett
Give it 3 weeks
Elara Benett
And maybe one accidental nap on the same bed 😏
Mira Collins
Absolutely not.
Mira Collins
I’d rather sleep in the sink.
[PRIVATE CHAT – Liana x Nolan]
Nolan Pierce
LMAOO did she alphabetize the shampoo again?
Liana Brooks
She labeled the toothpaste
Liana Brooks
I’m shipping myself out of this room.
Eva Sinclair
So who’s hosting the first floor dinner?
Elara Benett
Not Mira and Liana
Elara Benett
Unless we want passive-aggressive seasoning
Eva Sinclair
And icy silence 😭
Mira Collins
You’re all welcome.
Mira Collins
But Liana is banned from the rice cooker.
Liana Brooks
I only eat ramen and rage anyway.
Elara Benett
Okay but someone better be live-streaming this.
Elara Benett
We are witnessing the birth of
Elara Benett
Enemies to Lovers: Dorm Edition 💅
Admin_Yuna
Please stop taping “COLLINS TERRITORY” signs on the walls.
Admin_Yuna
This is your final warning.
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