I Hate Her (WinRina)
Dorm 3B's New War
(Group Chat: 2nd Year Girls Dorm Floor 3B)
Admin_Yuna
📌 Room assignments out.
Admin_Yuna
📍Mira Collins → 3B-7
Admin_Yuna
📍Liana Brooks → 3B-7
Admin_Yuna
Please don’t burn the building down.
Eva Sinclair
Mira and Liana... in the same room??? 😭😭😭
Elara Benett
Yuna... you did this on purpose, didn’t you.
Liana Brooks
I get a shelf, right?
Mira Collins
You get your attitude checked at the door.
Liana Brooks
Forgot you owned the dorm.
Liana Brooks
My bad, Princess Mira 👑
Elara Benett
GET THE POPCORN 🍿
Mira Collins
@Admin_Yuna
I request a relocation.
Mira Collins
I cannot share oxygen with her.
Liana Brooks
Her perfume smells like judgment
Liana Brooks
And disappointment.
Admin_Yuna
It’s literally Day 1.
Admin_Yuna
Go outside. Touch grass.
[PRIVATE CHAT – Mira x Elara]
Mira Collins
She’s impossible.
Elara Benett
You mean irresistible?
Mira Collins
I mean insufferable.
Elara Benett
Give it 3 weeks
Elara Benett
And maybe one accidental nap on the same bed 😏
Mira Collins
Absolutely not.
Mira Collins
I’d rather sleep in the sink.
[PRIVATE CHAT – Liana x Nolan]
Nolan Pierce
LMAOO did she alphabetize the shampoo again?
Liana Brooks
She labeled the toothpaste
Liana Brooks
I’m shipping myself out of this room.
Eva Sinclair
So who’s hosting the first floor dinner?
Elara Benett
Not Mira and Liana
Elara Benett
Unless we want passive-aggressive seasoning
Eva Sinclair
And icy silence 😭
Mira Collins
You’re all welcome.
Mira Collins
But Liana is banned from the rice cooker.
Liana Brooks
I only eat ramen and rage anyway.
Elara Benett
Okay but someone better be live-streaming this.
Elara Benett
We are witnessing the birth of
Elara Benett
Enemies to Lovers: Dorm Edition 💅
Admin_Yuna
Please stop taping “COLLINS TERRITORY” signs on the walls.
Admin_Yuna
This is your final warning.
Kitchen Cold War
(Group Chat: 2nd Year Girls Dorm Floor 3B)
Eva Sinclair
Someone in this dorm just burned toast...
Eva Sinclair
... started the smoke alarm, and said “not my problem” 😭
Mira Collins
I’ll bet my skincare it was Liana.
Liana Brooks
Why toast bread when you can microwave Pop-Tarts? 🤷♀️
Mira Collins
Because some of us aren’t cavemen, Liana.
Liana Brooks
That a compliment?
Elara Benett
That’s just Mira being Mira™.
[PRIVATE CHAT – Liana x Nolan]
Liana Brooks
She labeled the eggs.
THE EGGS, NOLAN.
Nolan Pierce
LMAO were they like
Nolan Pierce
“Property of Mira Collins, Egg Queen” 👑
Liana Brooks
She stuck a QR code to them.
Liana Brooks
It links to a Google Sheet titled: "Egg Consumption Tracker."
Nolan Pierce
…she might be a villain.
Nolan Pierce
Are we mad or impressed?
Elara Benett
Anyway... floor dinner’s at 8 tonight.
Elara Benett
No one poison each other.
Mira Collins
Liana, don’t bring anything flammable.
Liana Brooks
I was literally going to bring instant noodles and personality.
Eva Sinclair
Instant noodles got more spice than your relationship 😭
Liana Brooks
Our mutual loathing is very spicy.
Mira Collins
Correction: It’s burnt.
[PRIVATE CHAT – Mira x Elara]
Mira Collins
I caught her drinking my almond milk.
Elara Benett
Was it labeled?
Mira Collins
It was in a pink bottle with my name on it and a heart.
Elara Benett
She's teasing you
Mira Collins
She's testing me
Mira Collins
One more sip and I’m snapping.
Elara Benett
Snap into her arms instead 🫶
[PRIVATE CHAT – Liana x Nolan]
Liana Brooks
She was staring at me during breakfast.
Nolan Pierce
👀 staring like “I want to slap you”
Nolan Pierce
“I want to kiss you while slapping you”?
Liana Brooks
... idk anymore
Liana Brooks
Her eye contact felt like a murder threat
Liana Brooks
and love confession
Nolan Pierce
That’s how you know it’s real 💀💘
Admin_Yuna
Reminder: the shared kitchen is NOT a battlefield.
Admin_Yuna
Also, no more Post-it notes that say...
Admin_Yuna
... “DO NOT TOUCH THIS OR I WILL BECOME GOD” on the fridge.
Eva Sinclair
Liana, care to explain?
Liana Brooks
Emotionally, I’m Mira’s opposite.
Liana Brooks
But spiritually...
Liana Brooks
I, too, believe in labeling things out of spite.
The Potluck Disaster
Dorm kitchen → common room → late night study cleanup
Eva Sinclair
Reminder, Mira: we present Monday.
Eva Sinclair
And the potluck is 10% of our grade...
Eva Sinclair
... apparently
Eva Sinclair
Why did I agree to this???
Mira Collins
Because you crack under pressure...
Mira Collins
... and can’t say no to professors...
Mira Collins
... or Pinterest recipes.
Mira Collins
*walks in, sees smoke*
Mira Collins
...What is that smell.
Liana Brooks
*grinning with a spatula, standing by the oven*
Liana Brooks
You're welcome.
Mira Collins
Your "talent" is setting garlic bread on fire?
Liana Brooks
No, my talent is doing things my way.
Mira Collins
*dumps her notes on the counter*
Mira Collins
This is why you shouldn't be in the kitchen.
Mira Collins
Or breathing in my vicinity.
Elara Benett
*watching with her coffee*
Elara Benett
Honestly, this is better than reality TV.
Eva Sinclair
Can we cook without the enemies-to-lovers prequel?
Mira Collins
*sits on the floor sorting flashcards*
Liana Brooks
*lies upside-down on the couch scrolling her phone*
Mira Collins
If you’re not going to help, stop taking up space.
Liana Brooks
If your flashcards were organized properly, I would help.
Mira Collins
They are organized.
Liana Brooks
You labeled one “Sociology = Sad”...
Liana Brooks
... and another “God help me.”
Liana Brooks
Very academic.
Mira Collins
*mutters under breath*
Mira Collins
I will throw this stapler.
Eva Sinclair
Ten minutes until Yuna does her inspection walk.
Eva Sinclair
Hide anything burnt or alive!
Liana Brooks
*dumps “creative” cookies into a paper bag and shoves them in the microwave*
Liana Brooks
They were only slightly alive.
Elara Benett
You two should have a reality show.
Eva Sinclair
Title: “Hot Girl Academic Warfare.”
Mira Collins
Title: “How to Suffer Gracefully.”
Liana Brooks
Or: “How to Make Mira’s Eyebrow Twitch in 5 Seconds.”
[Late night – cleanup time]
Mira Collins
*wiping the table aggressively*
Liana Brooks
You're really bad at relaxing, you know.
Mira Collins
You're really bad at everything else.
Liana Brooks
That’s why we make a good team.
Liana Brooks
You do the work.
Liana Brooks
I cause the chaos.
Mira Collins
And yet somehow...
Mira Collins
... you still get invited to group projects.
Liana Brooks
It's my brand
Mira Collins
*takes a deep breath*
Mira Collins
*doesn’t reply*
Mira Collins
*doesn’t look at her*
[PRIVATE CHAT – Mira & Elara]
Mira Collins
If she messes up Monday’s presentation...
Elara Benett
Push her off the stage?
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