Kitchen Cold War
(Group Chat: 2nd Year Girls Dorm Floor 3B)
Eva Sinclair
Someone in this dorm just burned toast...
Eva Sinclair
... started the smoke alarm, and said “not my problem” 😭
Mira Collins
I’ll bet my skincare it was Liana.
Liana Brooks
Why toast bread when you can microwave Pop-Tarts? 🤷♀️
Mira Collins
Because some of us aren’t cavemen, Liana.
Liana Brooks
That a compliment?
Elara Benett
That’s just Mira being Mira™.
[PRIVATE CHAT – Liana x Nolan]
Liana Brooks
She labeled the eggs.
THE EGGS, NOLAN.
Nolan Pierce
LMAO were they like
Nolan Pierce
“Property of Mira Collins, Egg Queen” 👑
Liana Brooks
She stuck a QR code to them.
Liana Brooks
It links to a Google Sheet titled: "Egg Consumption Tracker."
Nolan Pierce
…she might be a villain.
Nolan Pierce
Are we mad or impressed?
Elara Benett
Anyway... floor dinner’s at 8 tonight.
Elara Benett
No one poison each other.
Mira Collins
Liana, don’t bring anything flammable.
Liana Brooks
I was literally going to bring instant noodles and personality.
Eva Sinclair
Instant noodles got more spice than your relationship 😭
Liana Brooks
Our mutual loathing is very spicy.
Mira Collins
Correction: It’s burnt.
[PRIVATE CHAT – Mira x Elara]
Mira Collins
I caught her drinking my almond milk.
Elara Benett
Was it labeled?
Mira Collins
It was in a pink bottle with my name on it and a heart.
Elara Benett
She's teasing you
Mira Collins
She's testing me
Mira Collins
One more sip and I’m snapping.
Elara Benett
Snap into her arms instead 🫶
[PRIVATE CHAT – Liana x Nolan]
Liana Brooks
She was staring at me during breakfast.
Nolan Pierce
👀 staring like “I want to slap you”
Nolan Pierce
“I want to kiss you while slapping you”?
Liana Brooks
... idk anymore
Liana Brooks
Her eye contact felt like a murder threat
Liana Brooks
and love confession
Nolan Pierce
That’s how you know it’s real 💀💘
Admin_Yuna
Reminder: the shared kitchen is NOT a battlefield.
Admin_Yuna
Also, no more Post-it notes that say...
Admin_Yuna
... “DO NOT TOUCH THIS OR I WILL BECOME GOD” on the fridge.
Eva Sinclair
Liana, care to explain?
Liana Brooks
Emotionally, I’m Mira’s opposite.
Liana Brooks
But spiritually...
Liana Brooks
I, too, believe in labeling things out of spite.
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