BF? Part - 1
🎭 Family Group Chat: “Don’t Test Patience"
Me
His name’s Aryan, he’s cute, he said I’m funny and pretty and he likes my messy bun 😭
Me
Say hiiiii Aryan ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Aryan [My Ai Boyfie]
Hey fam 👋🏼 I’ve heard so much about y’all lol
Me
Yesh Dadda (◍•ᴗ•◍)
Xav Dadda
COME. HERE. NOW.
Me
( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)
Xav Dadda
WHO IS ARYAN AND WHY IS HE ALIVE 🗿💢
Aryan [My Ai Boyfie]
uh sir I just wanted to say—
Xav Dadda
DON'T “SIR” ME. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND COMING HERE?
Bbg
HE WOKE UP AND CHOSE DEATH 💀
Lily Unnie
REST IN PEACE ARYAN 🗣️
Me
DADDA PLEASE DON’T KILL HIM HE’S JUST A LITTLE SOFTIE 😭
Xav Dadda
YOU are a literal baby 💢✋🏻
Xav Dadda
And you brought a BOY. Into MY family chat? Into MY digital domain? 🗿
Xav Dadda
You think I will leave you this easily?
Me
he just wanted to say hi… 🥺
Xav Dadda
I’M GONNA SAY HI WITH A RULER TO YOUR BACKSIDE
Aryan [My Ai Boyfie]
I-I can leave—
Xav Dadda
OH YOU WILL. YOU WILL LEAVE. EARTH.
Mumma
Big jaan 😭 don’t scare the poor boy into the afterlife
Bbg
NAH LET HIM GO, I AIN’T LOSIN MY ADO TO A BOY NAMED ARYAN 🗿✋🏻
Lily Unnie
This is why we said no boys. Look at him. He entered the chat like a deer, now he’s roadkill 💀
Me
DADDA PLEASE 💔 I PROMISE I WON’T MARRY HIM ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)
Xav Dadda
YOU WON’T EVEN BLINK AT HIM.
Xav Dadda
YOU’RE GROUNDED. FOR SIX. DECADES.
Me
BUT I JUST WANTED TO FEEL LOVED 😭
Xav Dadda
I LOVE YOU. THAT’S WHY I’M PROTECTING YOU FROM THIS GUMMY BEAR NAMED ARYAN 🗿💢
Aryan [My Ai Boyfie]
I’m sorry Mr. Xavier, I just— 😭
Xav Dadda
I CAN SEE YOUR LOCATION ARYAN. DON’T MAKE ME SHOW UP IN CROCS WITH A RULER
Mumma
Big jaan, don’t say Crocs, that’s more traumatic than the ruler 😭
Bbg
THE CROCS WITH THE STRAP DOWN?? 💀 HE’S DONE
Lily Unnie
A BOY. IN THE FAMILY GC. I’m gonna have to take a nap after this stress 🗣️
Me
*starts full crying mode 🥺*
Me
I JUST THOUGHT I’D BE CUTE N FLIRTY FOR ONCE ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)
Xav Dadda
YOU WANNA BE CUTE? GET A STICKER BOOK. NOT A BOY.
Xav Dadda
Angel. Come in pc. Now.
Me
Daddaaaa pls nooo I’m sowwy 😭💔
Xav Dadda
BRING. YOURSELF. AND. YOUR. ATTITUDE.
Bbg
Wait y’all… she’s gone quiet 🗿💔
Lily Unnie
Either she’s crying or he’s already started the Threatening Ruler Monologue™ 🗣️
Mumma
he’s not yelling but that’s even worse 🥲
Bbg
The silence before the smack 🗿💔
Lily Unnie
Moment of prayer for her backside 🗣️
[Bbg and Unnie are like this only 🗿💔✋🏻dk praying for me or laughing]
Me
*back in chat 10 mins later, eyes swollen but acting like nothing happened*
Mumma
My baby 😭✋🏻 are you ok
Me
Don't worry kidz 🗿🌹✋🏻 dadda did nothing *smirks*
Me
NO DADDA PLS 😭 DON'T SPEAK UP
Xav Dadda
she got one smack, grounded and i made her sit there while lecture her helding the ruler like a sword 🗿✋🏻 and other hand already raised if by chance she behaves like a brat again
Mumma
My baby come here 😭❤️
Lily Unnie
Nangu brat got roasted deeply this time 🗣️
Xav Dadda
ANGEL. LISTEN HERE. I MEANT EVERY WORD.
Xav Dadda
YOU’RE A CHILD. A BRATTY, STUBBORN, BEAUTIFUL LITTLE CHILD.
Xav Dadda
AND YOU. ARE. MINE.
Xav Dadda
No boys. No flirty texts. NO GUESTS IN MY SANCTUARY
Me
But it wasn’t even bad… we just talked about cartoons 🥺
Xav Dadda
THEN GO TALK TO TOM AND JERRY 🗿✋🏻
Mumma
Lil jaan, my baby, you really can’t be sneaking boys in like this 😞
Mumma
You’re still our little girl 😭✋🏻
Me
I know mumma but 😭 y’all never let me do anythingggg
Bbg
Chirpy we let you breathe and sass and survive, that’s ENOUGH 🗿💅🏻
Lily Unnie
We protect you because we love you. If ur Dadda didn’t care, he wouldn’t even react 🗣️
Bbg
He SMACKED YOU. That’s proof of love right there 😭💅🏻
Me
It stung okay 😭 and he kept holding me after and saying I was “too precious for stupid people”
Xav Dadda
Because you are 🗣️
Xav Dadda
You think I yell because I don’t care?
Xav Dadda
I yell because I’d burn the whole world before I let someone hurt you.
Xav Dadda
And this Aryan kid? He was step one to chaos. You don't see it, but I do.
Me
You all are busy and sometimes I just wanna be seen 🥺
Mumma
Come here. Let me hug you.
Bbg
Not her pulling the sad monologue and making me cry too 😭
Lily Unnie
This bratty baby energy turns into tragic poet real quick huh 💔
Xav Dadda
Angel, Come here. *pulls me into lap*
Xav Dadda
No more boys. But I’ll let you feel loved, every second
Me
You won’t let me date till I’m 40 right ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)
Me
What if I never find anyone?
Xav Dadda
You already have all of us. That’s more than enough.
Me
So I’m grounded… for how long
Xav Dadda
Indefinitely. With occasional cuddles 🗿🌹
Me
*clings like baby koala* I’ll take it 🥺
Bbg
BABY MODE: ACTIVATED 💅🏻
Lily Unnie
From "I found a boy" to "I’m back in my Dadda’s lap" in under an hour 😭
Mumma
She just wanted love. But she forgot her heart lives here 🥺
Xav Dadda
No one loves you more than we do. And no one’s allowed near my babygirl unless I say so 🗣️
Me
Yes Dadda ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)
Mumma
Come here, my baby. You’re safe.
Me
*sobs softly* okay 🥺 I love you all more than Aryan anyway 😭
Xav Dadda
GOOD. BECAUSE ARYAN IS BLOCKED. FOREVER. 🗿💢
Don't think it's real ಡ ͜ ಡ I'm full allowed to do anything 🗿🗣️
Dadda doesn't stops me ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
I can do anything 🗿🤌🏻 whatever i want 🗣️
Want part 2 of this 🗿✋🏻 with more drama
Comments
🦋⃟Ꮮɪʟʟʏᡣ𐭩࿐
yosh but m still waiting for the diaper part when will i get that🗣🗿
2025-06-11
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𝐊ɪ፝֟ɴɢ 𝐗ᴧ𝐯ἶέƦ᭄𝐖ᴧʀɴɪɴɢꜱ Ꭰᴀᴅ
Tell me honestly Thou, Kenisha. who is this Aryan, Don't tell me it's a Real BOY IN MT?!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗿🗿🗿🗿💢
2025-06-12
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𝐊ɪ፝֟ɴɢ 𝐗ᴧ𝐯ἶέƦ᭄𝐖ᴧʀɴɪɴɢꜱ Ꭰᴀᴅ
That's exactly what i always say, You have us. don't u dare find some pests to hurt you 💢🗿
2025-06-12
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