Pie Ate? My patience left
Now starring:
Dadda: strict roastmaster🗿
BBG: certified chaos queen💅🏻
Lily Unnie: done-with-you soul🗣️
Mumma: soft healer❤️
[Group Chat: The Dysfunctional But Cute Ones 🧃🔥]
Me
🚨 EMERGENCY. CODE RED. NATIONAL CRISIS. 🚨
Me
WHO. ATE. MY. CHOCO. PIE?! 🗿💔
Me
My limited edition pink-wrapped strawberry cheesecake Choco Pie with glitter tape and a “DO NOT TOUCH OR FACE INSTANT KARMA” note on it 😭
Me
I am one bad vibe away from flinging a spoon across the room ✋🏻
Lily Unnie
*enters dramatically*
Lily Unnie
Not this nangu brat losing her mind over dessert again 🗿
Lily Unnie
Brat you act like someone kidnapped your soulmate 💀
Me
THEY DID 😭 IT WAS SWEET, SOFT, FILLED WITH CREAM AND LOVE
Lily Unnie
You describing a snack like it’s a fanfiction love interest. Seek help 🗿🗣️
Me
MY PIE DESERVED RESPECT, NOT BETRAYAL.😭💔
Me
Y’all have 30 seconds to confess before I turn this chat into a courtroom 🎤
Lily Unnie
Objection: I’m too tired for this snack-induced trial.
Me
*Bangs gavel* You’re all guilty until proven innocent 😤
Bbg
💅🏻 Hold up. Did the “pie of destiny” have a sparkly sticker that said “property of ADO DO NOT DARE”?
Bbg
Oh I thought it was a prank. So I ate it. On purpose. 💅🏻
Me
BBG YOU MENACE TO SOCIETY 😭
Bbg
Ado. Chirpy. My sugar-crusted goblin. Calm thy chaos 💅🏻
Me
I hope your next lip gloss smells like regret ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)
Bbg
Joke’s on you, I wear confidence and destruction 😌
Xav Dadda
*enters the chat like thunder crashing in a church*
Xav Dadda
ANGEL. What is this nonsense 73 messages over a PIE?! 🗿✋🏻
Me
It wasn’t just a pie it was my emotional support dessert 😭
Xav Dadda
You need emotional support alright. From a therapist. Not a snack. 🗣️
Me
THE SNACK UNDERSTOOD ME 😩
Xav Dadda
No. It melted and ran away from you. I would too 🗿
Me
DADDA I AM A VICTIM HERE.
Xav Dadda
You’re a brat with snack possession issues. 🗣️🤌🏻
Me
I was robbed. My rights, my pie, my peace.
Xav Dadda
You’re one meltdown away from being grounded.
Xav Dadda
Bet. No more snacks till next month. Starting now. 🗿
Me
I TAKE IT BACK I’M SOWWY I’M JUST A HUNGRY BABY 😭
Lily Unnie
She’s in her “crybaby chaos arc” again 🗿
Me
I WILL BECOME A GREMLIN AND BITE WHOEVER COMES NEAR ME
Bbg
I got bitten once. Didn’t even leave a mark. Weak baby teeth 💅🏻
Me
I HOPE YOUR NAIL POLISH CHIPS OFF IN YOUR SLEEP 😭
Bbg
I sleep with gloves, you wishless wishbone 🧤
Mumma
*floats in with angelic sparkles and chai tray energy*
Mumma
What’s all this ruckus, lil jaan? 😶
Me
MUMMA THEY STOLE MY SNACK AND MY SANITY
Mumma
Oh nooo my poor bby 🥺 who touched your pie?
Me
BBG ATE IT. WITH NO MERCY. NO HEART.
Mumma
Ari Darling. Did you eat her treat again? 😶
Bbg
It was glowing with glitter and attitude. I had to. 🗿
Mumma
*deep sigh* My bby is going to scream at walls for the next hour 😩
Me
I'M ALREADY SCREAMING MUMMA 😭
Xav Dadda
Angel, come here. Let me glue your mouth shut with leftover frosting 🗿
Xav Dadda
Sue who? Me? I own the courtroom. Sit down, Brat Esquire 🗿
Xav Dadda
And yet you scream loudest when we don’t share snacks with you. 🗣️
Lily Unnie
Nangu brat throwing snack-shaped insults again 🧍🏻♀️
Bbg
Shall I eat the crumbs next? Or feed them to your ego? 💅🏻
Me
MUMMA I’M GETTING BULLIEDDDD 😩
Mumma
Come here bby. I’ll make you a new pie. With extra cream and snuggles 🫶🏻
Me
You’re the only one who loves me 😭
Mumma
Of course. My lil jaan, my babiest brat 💗
Xav Dadda
Ahem I love you too. But I’m still banning snacks 🗿
Xav Dadda
That’s parenting, Brat. 🗣️🌹
Me
DADDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭
Bbg
I can’t hear her over the sound of snack victory 💅🏻
Lily Unnie
I’m ordering a dozen pies just to label them “Not Yours”
Me
I HOPE ALL Y’ALL STUB YOUR TOES TONIGHT
Bbg
With glossy nails and no remorse ✨
Mumma
I’ll bake two pies. One for bby & One for peace.
Me
I’LL ONLY FORGIVE YOU IF I GET THREE 😤
Xav Dadda
Tsk my bratty angel but mine 🗣️
Xav Dadda
*lifts me and goes to pc* I'll see u in pc brat 🗣️✋🏻
Me
SAVE ME KIDZ 😭 THIS BRAT WILL SMACK ME
MUMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBGGGGGGG
UNNIEEEEEEE
Me
I LOVE THIS BRAT ONLY 😭💔 NOW
Me
Sorry dadda *clings to him*
Xav Dadda
*lefts with me whining*
😭 Me: Betrayed, snackless, dramatic, threatening everyone with curses, ends up whining
🗿 Dadda: Done, Over it, Roasting me, back to the Stone Age, dragging me in pc
💅🏻 BBG: Ate the pie. No regrets. Still flawless
🗣️ Lily Unnie: Tired of snack drama, keeps calling me nangu brat
💕 Mumma: Peaceful pie fairy, saving my soul with snuggles
Moral of the story:
Label your snacks like you label your enemies—clearly, loudly, and with glitter. Or just eat them all before your villain origin story begins. 😭💅🏻
Kidz 🗿🌹✋🏻 again not me who's this bratty and dramatic oki? And Ofc NOT the one who gets smacks ಡ ͜ ಡ it's dadda, bbg, mumma & lily unnie all time
Aaron Papa
*calmly walks in* Pft kids *lefts*
Xav Dadda
*drags me again*
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Comments
⃟𖣂ƬJ ִֶָᏋɳα♡ˎˊ˗
I don't label my snacks 👾... don't see whoever it belongs to..🗿✨
I take it from fridge and shove it to my mouth like I own a cafe owner who don't fear about the customer not getting any snacks... yahh... try it next time... Always works with perfection ✨✨
2025-06-07
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mafia prince (drug senior)
/Sweat//Sweat//Sweat/as assistant I'll melt away just hearing one word if I don't submit the paperwork.
2025-06-05
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mafia prince (drug senior)
*thinking to myself* when did the pie got show famous for being respect?🗿
2025-06-05
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