Boyfriend? A FULL WHOLE NO!
Me
YO KIDZ 🗿🌹✋🏻 FIND ME A BOYFRIEND RN OR I WILL CRY ON PURPOSE 😭
Xav Dadda
Lemme spank u too come here 🗿
Mumma
She's at it again 🗿✋🏻
Bbg
Ado woke up and chose delusion 😭💅🏻
Lily Unnie
What in the attention-seeking toddler tantrum is this 🗣️
Me
EXCUSE YOU. I am a fully certified grown-ish individual 😌
Me
I want love. I want forehead kisses. I want snacks in his hoodie pocket 😭
Xav Dadda
You’re gonna get a forehead smack, that’s what you’re gonna get. Come here. Now. 🗿
Me
Dadda stoooop 😭 I’m being serious this time!!
Mumma
That’s what you said when you wanted to adopt a cat named Pancake and then cried when it run away
Lily Unnie
She wants a boyfriend but still can't pour her own juice without spilling it 💅🏻
Me
I WAS THIRSTY AND EMOTIONAL THAT DAY OKAY 😭
Xav Dadda
You're gonna be crying for real if you keep this up, angel. Get off the internet 🗣️✋🏻
Me
BUT DADDA 😩 What if he’s out there WAITING for me to slide into his life and ruin his peace lovingly ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Xav Dadda
What part of “you're a literal child” do you not understand 🗿
Me
Mentally I’m like 25 🗿💅🏻
Mumma
Mentally you’re five baby 😶
Bbg
Actually four. She cried because the pink spoon was “judging her” last week 😭
Me
IT WAS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY 😤
Lily Unnie
So what are you gonna do when your "boyfriend" says no? Fake cry? 🗣️
Me
OBVIOUSLY. AND THEN DRAMATICALLY FALL ON THE FLOOR LIKE A ROM-COM HEROINE 💅🏻
Xav Dadda
You fall and I’ll step over you on my way to get the ruler 🗿
Me
Dadda you’re ruining my dating arc 😭
Xav Dadda
You don’t have a dating arc. You have a getting-grounded arc. Wanna add a spanking arc too?🗿✋🏻
Me
WHY IS NO ONE ON MY SIDE 😭💔💢
Mumma
We are. On the side of keeping your little heart safe. And your nonsense in check 😌
Bbg
No baby that’s called parenting 😭✋🏻
Lily Unnie
“I want a BF” but cries if her hoodie sleeve is weird 😭
Me
LEAVE MY SLEEVE ALONE IT WAS TWISTED 😭
Xav Dadda
So is your brain if you think I’m letting my baby date 🗣️
Xav Dadda
You’re literally my baby. Now come here, you’re getting smacked for this foolishness 🗿🤌🏻
Me
DADDA NOOOO I TAKE IT BACK PLS 😭
Mumma
Big jaan get the soft pillow smacks 😌 baby's feeling dramatic
Bbg
*starts playing sad violin music in background 🎻*
Me
STOPPP I’M IN MY HEARTBROKEN PHASE 😭💔
Lily Unnie
Your only phase is “brat with WiFi” 🗣️
Me
I am gonna tell my future BF all of you bullied me 😭
Xav Dadda
He can hold your hand in the hospital after I break his fingers 🗿
Xav Dadda
I said what I said. You’re MY kid. MY chaos. No boys. Ever. 🗿💢✋🏻
Me
I SAID WHAT I SAID TOO. I WANT A BF 🗿
Xav Dadda
*SMACKS ME* 🗿💢✋🏻
Me
I TAKE IT BACK 😭💔 I'M SORRY
Me
But what if he’s soft and gives me chocolates and calls me princess 🥺
Mumma
Then I’ll call him the ambulance when big jaan's done with him 💅🏻
Bbg
She’s gonna hide a boy under her bed and bhai gonna sense it from another city 😭
Lily Unnie
He doesn’t even knock. He just KICKS THE DOOR OPEN 🗣️
Xav Dadda
And you won’t be able to sit either if you don’t hush now 🗿💢✋🏻
Me
I just want cuddles and someone to buy me fries 😭
Xav Dadda
You have me. And I buy you fries. And smack you when needed. Deal with it 🗣️
Me
SO MEAN 😭 I’M GONNA WRITE A SAD POEM
Mumma
Title it: “When You’re 14 and Delusional”
Bbg
Or “Why My Dadda Took My WiFi” 😭
Xav Dadda
You’ll still be cuddling me in 10 mins calling me your favourite 🗣️
Lily Unnie
This is why no one takes you seriously lil nangu brat 🗣️
Me
I AM A SENSITIVE PRINCESS 😭
Xav Dadda
You’re a spoiled gremlin and you’re grounded from romance until you’re 47 🗿✋🏻
Me
47?!? I’ll have grandchildren by then 😭
Mumma
Good. You can raise them right and stop this mess 🚶🏻♀️
Me
I’m running away. To Paris. With someone who loves me 😭❤️✋🏻
Xav Dadda
Paris doesn’t even want you. Sit down. 🗣️
Me
DADDA WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS 💔
Xav Dadda
Because I love you. That’s why I’ll never let anyone break your little heart 🗿🌹✋🏻
Xav Dadda
Good. Now come here for your smack and your hug 🗿🤌🏻
Me
*crawls over sniffling*
Mumma
Aww look. Brat to baby in 0.2 seconds
Bbg
That’s her superpower 😭
Lily Unnie
Her villain origin story started with “Find me a BF” 💀
Me
I HATE YOU ALL BUT ALSO LOVE YOU BYE 😭❤️
Me
I'm gonna go find someone who loves me *murmurs and run away*
Lily Unnie
NANGU BRAT COME BACK 🗣️
Xav Dadda
*stand up and gets the ruler* 🗿
Me
I WAS JUST KIDDING I SWEAR 😭💔✋🏻 H-OW CAN U BEAT YOUR KID WITH THIS SCARY THING
Xav Dadda
Come. Back. Here. 🗿
Me
No ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)
Xav Dadda
Alr 🗿 then- *starts walking towards me*
Me
NOOOOOOOOO 😭 *runs to dadda and hugs tightly* DADDA
Me
Hehe *smile innocently* ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Maah kidz 🗿🌹✋🏻 want another part on this. Continuing with more drama?
Ahem shouldn't flirt much (◕ᴗ◕✿) dadda's here *runs away*
Comments
⃟𖣂ƬJ ִֶָᏋɳα♡ˎˊ˗
They will still ruin your peace, believe me. You don't need a bf... you want a perfect soft, melting chocolate cake with extra frosting 🥹🤌🏻✨
2025-06-07
5
mafia prince (drug senior)
dang 🗿 , just now I remember what my boss talk about, his daughter not to have a boyfriend hours ago 🗿
2025-06-08
1
🦋⃟Ꮮɪ፝֟ؖ۬ʟʟʏ৻ꪆ
yup in next part me changing ur diaper🗣🗿🤏
2025-06-07
1