Yoongi was a peaceful person.
He liked quiet places, hot coffee, and being left alone.
Unfortunately for him, Park Jimin was loud, sweet, sparkly, dramatic… and had made it his life’s goal to interrupt Yoongi’s peace every single day.
“You need excitement in your life,” Jimin had said one morning, flopping beside Yoongi on a campus bench. “You’re one iced coffee away from becoming a ghost.”
“I like my life boring,” Yoongi had replied.
“Well, that’s about to change.”
And it did. Starting that day, Jimin launched his full “Annoy Yoongi” campaign — and he was very, very good at it.
Day 1: The Wake-Up Call
Yoongi loved sleeping. Everyone knew not to disturb him before 10 a.m. It was an unspoken rule.
Except for Jimin.
At exactly 8:00 a.m., Yoongi’s phone exploded with noise.
Jimin: “WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!! SUNSHINE IS OUT, TIME TO SHINE!!!”
[Attached: a video of Jimin dancing in his pajamas to loud pop music.]
Yoongi groaned, pulled a pillow over his head, and considered deleting Jimin’s number.
But instead, he replied:
Yoongi: You’re blocked.
Jimin: “Blocked with love.”
Day 2: Surprise Lunch Invasion
Yoongi was eating lunch alone under a tree behind the music building. It was peaceful. Quiet. Perfect.
Then someone sat down beside him and stole his spoon.
“You eat so slowly,” Jimin said, stuffing a bite of Yoongi’s rice into his mouth. “You’re like a grandma.”
“Get your own food,” Yoongi said flatly.
“I did. Yours looked better.”
Yoongi gave him a long stare. “You are unbelievable.”
Jimin grinned. “I like sitting with you.”
Yoongi mumbled, “You’re still not getting dessert.”
“Too late,” Jimin said, already eating the small cup of pudding from Yoongi’s tray.
Day 3: The Hoodie Heist
Yoongi’s favorite black hoodie was gone.
He searched his room, the laundry room, even texted Hoseok.
Then he opened Instagram.
@jiminbaby: “Stole his hoodie, and it smells like music and moodiness. 10/10.”
[Photo: Jimin wearing Yoongi’s oversized hoodie, making a peace sign.]
Yoongi stared at the screen for five full seconds before texting:
Yoongi: Give it back.
Jimin: “Nope. I’m cold and it’s mine now.”
Yoongi: You’re dead to me.
Jimin: “Love you too.”
Yoongi threw his phone on the bed and screamed into a pillow.
Day 4: Library Shenanigans
Yoongi went to the library for some quiet study time.
So naturally, Jimin showed up wearing glasses, carrying a fake mustache, and pretending to be a spy.
“Code name Mochi has arrived,” he whispered, crouching next to Yoongi. “Target in sight.”
Yoongi didn’t look up from his book. “Leave.”
“Not until I crack the secret code of your heart.”
Yoongi blinked. “Did you hit your head?”
Jimin winked. “Only on love.”
The librarian gave them a warning glare.
Yoongi stood up and walked away.
Jimin followed, whispering behind him, “You can run but you can’t hide.”
Day 5: Serious Talks & Soft Looks
On Friday, something shifted.
They were both sitting under the same tree after classes. Jimin wasn’t teasing. He was quiet, fiddling with a bottle cap.
Yoongi noticed. “No jokes today?”
Jimin sighed. “Just tired.”
Yoongi tilted his head. “Everything okay?”
Jimin hesitated. “Yeah… Just… It’s hard sometimes. Smiling all the time. You know?”
Yoongi didn’t say anything. He just sat closer. Quiet, calm.
“You’re the only one who doesn’t expect me to be loud all the time,” Jimin said, not meeting his eyes.
Yoongi looked at him. “You don’t have to perform for me.”
Jimin smiled softly. “Thanks, hyung.”
They sat there, not speaking.
And Yoongi didn’t mind the silence — because with Jimin, even quiet felt full.
Meanwhile… in the “Bangtan Clowns” group chat:
Taehyung: Operation Annoyance is working. He’s smiling more.
Jungkook: I caught Yoongi-hyung laughing. Not even a snort. A full laugh.
Jin: I approve of this chaos.
Hobi: Should we push it to the next level?
Namjoon: Let’s give Yoongi a love quiz.
Jimin: He’ll punch me.
Namjoon: But with affection.
Yoongi (typing): I can see this chat.
Taehyung: RUNNNNNNNNNN
Bonus: Sunday Morning
Yoongi was walking across campus with his headphones in when he heard a voice behind him.
“Hyung!”
He turned. Jimin jogged up, breathless.
“What?” Yoongi asked.
Jimin held up a small bag. “I brought you a cinnamon roll.”
Yoongi blinked. “Why?”
Jimin shrugged. “You like cinnamon. And I like you.”
Yoongi stared.
Then looked away, ears turning red. “You’re such a pain.”
“Your pain,” Jimin replied, smiling.
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