This just the beginning IM FINNA LAY THE LAW ON THEM LITTLE BOYS
Please send all y’all stories times we must destroy them st aug boys
Queen Ko
Well class
Queen Ko
welcome to my course
Queen Ko
of not to trust St Aug boys 101
Queen Ko
actually they must be destroyed
Queen Ko
Class, take your seats. Today’s lesson is critical for your survival: Why you should never, under any circumstances, trust a St. Aug boy
Queen Ko
Now, I know they look polished—fresh fades, crispy uniforms, and that fake humble smile that makes you second guess your instincts. But trust me, behind every ‘Hey beautiful ’ and ‘Let me help you with that,’ is a plot. A smooth talking, sweet-word-wrapped plot. They will hype you up, lie straight to your face, and have the nerve to gaslight you like you misunderstood. St. Aug boys majored in deception and minored in disappearing when things get real.
Queen Ko
To help me with this lesson i have my other queen here
Queen Denim
Let’s break it down by categories:
1. The Compliment Trap
‘You look beautiful today.’ Translation? He wants your number… and probably your best friend’s too. That ‘gentleman’ energy lasts until accountability enters the chat.
2. The Performance Persona
They show out at events like they wrote the blueprint But check the scoreboard. All flash, no foundation. All bark, no bite.
Queen Ko
The Brotherhood Illusion
They move in packs, hyping each other up like they’re royalty. But behind closed doors? Backstabbing, messy group chats, and loyalty that folds under pressure like a cheap folding chair.
Queen Ko
Now, am I saying every St. Aug boy is a villain? No, of course not.
Just 97.3% of them. The data don’t lie. And the other 2.7%? They’re probably just really quiet about their villainy.
Queen Ko
So here’s the final rule: protect your peace, guard your heart, and when you see that purple and gold approach you with that smooth grin and too much cologne RUN. You are not the chosen one to change him. You are the next chapter in his story of destruction.
Class dismissed.
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