St Aug Extermination. Case Studies in St. Aug Foolishness.

Queen Ko

so im hearing some of y’all saying that im spreading false info…

Queen Ko

hmmm

Queen Ko

anyways

Queen Ko

Welcome back, class. Today is Episode 2 of our ongoing survival series Why You Still Shouldn’t Trust St. Aug Boys

Queen Ko

Last class, we covered the warning signs. Today? We’re diving into the field research—case studies. Real-life examples of what happens when you ignore the red flags and believe the hype. Buckle up.

Case Study #1: The ‘Loyal’ Boyfriend

i can’t say the names or say who told me these stories

Queen Ko

Exhibit A: Prom season. He shows up in a tailored suit, flowers, big smile, giving ‘future husband’ energy. But the moment the cameras go off? Sis caught him texting four girls—two from easton, one from Sci High, and one he met from mardi gras . Moral of the story? Never confuse polished for pure.

Queen Denim

Exhibit B: Mr. “I’m Different.” He hits you with deep convos, quotes frank ocean says he’s working on us. But two weeks later, he’s ghosted you and reposting Future lyrics like he ain’t just cry in your lap. These boys be activists in the day and opportunists by night.

Queen Ko

You think you found a safe one a St. Aug boy you ain’t even romantically involved with. Just a friend, right? Until he goes and tells all your business to boost his “aura” in the group chat. Now your secrets out here doing laps like they got track practice. And he? Unbothered. Trust broken. Test failed.

Queen Denim

Now, I don’t say this to scare you. I say this to prepare you. The key to surviving St. Aug boys is understanding this: they’re master storytellers. Every word sounds true until the curtain lifts and you’re left standing in a plot twist.

Queen Ko

Now heres your Homework Think back on a time you almost fell for the image. Due next class. We’ll see you for Episode 3: ‘Purple Flags: The Signs You Ignored. Stay sharp, stay aware, and remember: if it glitters in gold and purple… run away