St Aug Extermination.
purple hoes
Queen Ko
This just the beginning IM FINNA LAY THE LAW ON THEM LITTLE BOYS
Please send all y’all stories times we must destroy them st aug boys
Queen Ko
welcome to my course
Queen Ko
of not to trust St Aug boys 101
Queen Ko
actually they must be destroyed
Queen Ko
Class, take your seats. Today’s lesson is critical for your survival: Why you should never, under any circumstances, trust a St. Aug boy
Queen Ko
Now, I know they look polished—fresh fades, crispy uniforms, and that fake humble smile that makes you second guess your instincts. But trust me, behind every ‘Hey beautiful ’ and ‘Let me help you with that,’ is a plot. A smooth talking, sweet-word-wrapped plot. They will hype you up, lie straight to your face, and have the nerve to gaslight you like you misunderstood. St. Aug boys majored in deception and minored in disappearing when things get real.
Queen Ko
To help me with this lesson i have my other queen here
Queen Denim
Let’s break it down by categories:
1. The Compliment Trap
‘You look beautiful today.’ Translation? He wants your number… and probably your best friend’s too. That ‘gentleman’ energy lasts until accountability enters the chat.
2. The Performance Persona
They show out at events like they wrote the blueprint But check the scoreboard. All flash, no foundation. All bark, no bite.
Queen Ko
The Brotherhood Illusion
They move in packs, hyping each other up like they’re royalty. But behind closed doors? Backstabbing, messy group chats, and loyalty that folds under pressure like a cheap folding chair.
Queen Ko
Now, am I saying every St. Aug boy is a villain? No, of course not.
Just 97.3% of them. The data don’t lie. And the other 2.7%? They’re probably just really quiet about their villainy.
Queen Ko
So here’s the final rule: protect your peace, guard your heart, and when you see that purple and gold approach you with that smooth grin and too much cologne RUN. You are not the chosen one to change him. You are the next chapter in his story of destruction.
Class dismissed.
Queen Ko
make sure to study everyone
Queen Ko
They will be more lessons tmr😉
Case Studies in St. Aug Foolishness.
Queen Ko
so im hearing some of y’all saying that im spreading false info…
Queen Ko
Welcome back, class. Today is Episode 2 of our ongoing survival series Why You Still Shouldn’t Trust St. Aug Boys
Queen Ko
Last class, we covered the warning signs. Today? We’re diving into the field research—case studies. Real-life examples of what happens when you ignore the red flags and believe the hype. Buckle up.
Case Study #1: The ‘Loyal’ Boyfriend
i can’t say the names or say who told me these stories
Queen Ko
Exhibit A: Prom season. He shows up in a tailored suit, flowers, big smile, giving ‘future husband’ energy. But the moment the cameras go off? Sis caught him texting four girls—two from easton, one from Sci High, and one he met from mardi gras . Moral of the story? Never confuse polished for pure.
Queen Denim
Exhibit B: Mr. “I’m Different.” He hits you with deep convos, quotes frank ocean says he’s working on us. But two weeks later, he’s ghosted you and reposting Future lyrics like he ain’t just cry in your lap. These boys be activists in the day and opportunists by night.
Queen Ko
You think you found a safe one a St. Aug boy you ain’t even romantically involved with. Just a friend, right? Until he goes and tells all your business to boost his “aura” in the group chat. Now your secrets out here doing laps like they got track practice. And he? Unbothered. Trust broken. Test failed.
Queen Denim
Now, I don’t say this to scare you. I say this to prepare you. The key to surviving St. Aug boys is understanding this: they’re master storytellers. Every word sounds true until the curtain lifts and you’re left standing in a plot twist.
Queen Ko
Now heres your Homework Think back on a time you almost fell for the image. Due next class.
We’ll see you for Episode 3: ‘Purple Flags: The Signs You Ignored. Stay sharp, stay aware, and remember: if it glitters in gold and purple… run away
The Receipts & The Ridiculous
in this story im giving examples and receipts of what these boys be doing and where my hatred of St Aug boys came from
Queen Ko
You ever meet someone who just don’t sit right spiritually? That’s him. His uncle might be a pro football player, but baby—he built like a walking caution sign. Back in freshman year, my friend—a literal angel, daughter of a pastor, pure heart, pure soul—caught feelings. And this fool? Took it as an invite to try and ruin her testimony. Sir, you’re not charming, you’re not mature, and nobody’s falling for the ‘soft voice and dirty mind’ combo anymore
Queen Ko
And while we’re at it let’s go back to Eighth Grade this boy goes to st aug now but I’m minding my academic business in English class, probably reading about metaphors or similes… and what does this demon decide to do? Pull. His. Lil. junk area. Out. Like it was show-and-tell. Unprovoked. Disgusting. Audacious. Traumatizing. I didn’t ask for that exhibit, and ain’t nobody buying tickets to your private museum, sir. You need prayer, guidance.
Queen Denim
St. Aug boys don’t just embarrass themselves—they’re walking public service announcements. Warnings in human form. You ever seen someone so confidently chaotic you start wondering if you’re on a prank show? That’s them.
Queen Denim
Homework for next class Write a prayer for the next girl who falls for a St. Aug boy. She’s gonna need it.
Queen Denim
And now lets goes back to Queen Ko lore
Queen Ko
Let’s set the scene me and this one boy, back and forth like a broken record. We kept retrying like love was a quiz we could finally pass if we circled the right answers. But every time I thought we were getting somewhere, here he come acting like consistency was a crime and honesty was optional.
Queen Ko
We were good… until Valentine’s Day started creeping around. Suddenly he got “confused.” Talkin’ about, “I still wanna talk to you, but I also wanna talk to other people.”
Sir. Be. For. Real. This ain’t no group project. This is me—a whole blessing, not a backup option. You want the world, but you’re not even worth the city bus fare. Boy, goodbye.
Queen Ko
And if that wasn’t enough? Let’s talk about the basketball team.
Whewww. I thought athletes had discipline. I thought wrong. The boys I talked to on that team? Nothing but hooping whores. Fast. Reckless. Playing the game on and off the court. They wanted girlfriend benefits with situationship effort and gave me nothing but HELL in return.
Queen Ko
I kept giving grace. They kept giving games. And the worst part? I still tried to see the good in people who only ever gave me headaches and half-truths.
Queen Ko
But you know what? That chapter is done. No more tears over people who fumble you like a bad pass. No more wishing on broken promises or fake potential. I deserve love that doesn’t come with asterisks, disclaimers, or group chats full of red flags
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