CEO Kang-nim, I Really Want to Quit!
#3.1:“I Deserve Better Inc.”
Ha-ri
Girl, did you quit yet?!
Tell me you finally slammed that resignation letter on his 5-million-won desk.
Yoon Seo-jin
...I submitted it.
Yoon Seo-jin
He stapled it.
To my task list.
With a comment: "Fix your formatting."
Ha-ri
NOOOOOOO
WHAT KIND OF MAN—?!?!
Jae-hyun
That’s not a boss. That’s a printer with judgment.
Ha-ri
Wait, so he just ignored your resignation AGAIN?
Yoon Seo-jin
Ignored. Rejected. Then gave me a raise and more coffee duties.
Jae-hyun
Raise = Corporate bribery.
Classic CEO move.
Yoon Seo-jin
I want out, not richer eye bags!
Ha-ri
Okay. So what’s next?
Seduction? Public tantrum? Faint dramatically?
Yoon Seo-jin
I’m going to get myself FIRED.
Jae-hyun
Why do I feel like this is going to become a k-drama?
Ha-ri
It already IS.
Episode 1: She wants to quit. He says “No.”
Episode 2: She wants to quit again. He says “No.”
Episode 3: Ahe wants to get fired.He says You’re bad at quitting, Secretary Yoon.
Very... bad.
Yoon Seo-jin
That’s literally what happened yesterday.
Jae-hyun
So what's the sabotage plan now?
Yoon Seo-jin
I’m gonna flirt with him.
Like cheesy, obvious, HR-violation-level flirting.
Ha-ri
GIRL I AM GRABBING POPCORN.
Jae-hyun
This is going to end in two ways:
1. You get fired.
2. You get married.
Yoon Seo-jin
There is NO WAY I’m marrying Kang Min-jae.
Zero. Zilch. Never.
Ha-ri
…Okay. Bookmark this message for Episode 15 when y’all kiss in the rain.
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