CEO Kang-nim, I Really Want to Quit!
#3:"Operation: Fire Me Already!"
Yoon Seo-jin
(internal thoughts):
If he won’t accept my resignation,
Then I will make him fire me.
This is not just quitting—this is warfare in heels.
The Next Morning. CEO Office.
Kang Min-jae takes a sip of his usual black coffee. Pauses. Blinks slowly.
Kang Min-jae
What… is this?
He looks down. His coffee is a suspicious pastel pink.
Yoon Seo-jin
(cheerfully peeking in):
Ah, it’s a new blend!
Organic rose-petal soy beetroot latte. It’s trendy on TikTok.
Kang Min-jae
…Tastes like regret.
Yoon Seo-jin
Delicious, right?
Yoon Seo-jin
(inner monologue)
Sabotage, Step 1: Destroy his taste buds.
Status: Success.
Next... Time to mess with his schedule.
Kang Min-jae walks into Conference Room A. It’s full of balloons, cupcakes, and party hats.
Me. Park
Uh, sir... this is the intern’s surprise birthday party.
Intern Min-ji
(with a party hat):
Happy Birthday to me?
Kang Min-jae
(blinking):
This is... not the finance audit meeting?
Yoon Seo-jin
(innocently appears with a party popper):
Oopsie! Must’ve mixed up the time zones. Unicorn Standard Time is tricky like that.
POP! Confetti hits Kang Min-jae’s shoulder. He just... blinks again.
Yoon Seo-jin
(inner monologue)
Sabotage, Step 2: Schedule Confusion.
Status: He looks mildly confused. Which is a win, okay?
Break Room. Seo-jin is gathered with the interns. Whispering. Plotting.
Yoon Seo-jin
Okay. Final phase. We’re going all out.
Break Room. Seo-jin is gathered with the interns. Whispering. Plotting.
Intern Min-ji
Ma’am, are you sure this prank is HR-approved?
Yoon Seo-jin
I’ve given up on HR. I am HR now.
Later that day…
Kang Min-jae opens his office door and—
SFX: HONK!!!
A giant inflatable chicken springs out, wearing a sash that says “#1 CEO-nim of My Heart”
Kang Min-jae (expressionless):
Yoon Seo-jin
(with a camera):
Smile for the company’s Instagram! It’s “Wholesome Wednesday!”
Yoon Seo-jin
(inner monologue)
Sabotage, Step 3: Mild public humiliation via poultry.
Status: Flawless.
Yoon Seo-jin
(marching back to his desk):
Now fire me.
Kang Min-jae
(finally looks at her):
No.
Yoon Seo-jin
I gave you rainbow coffee.
Ruined your schedule.
Turned your office into a circus. What more do you want?
Kang Min-jae
You still managed to send the Japan report on time, solved the marketing issue, and increased intern morale by 63%.
You’re... thriving.
Yoon Seo-jin
(outraged):
Thriving?! I’m trying to self-destruct!
Kang Min-jae
You’re bad at quitting, Secretary Yoon.
Very... bad.
Yoon Seo-jin
Fine.
Then it’s time for Plan B.
Yoon Seo-jin
If sabotage doesn’t work…
I’ll just start acting like the worst romantic interest he never asked for.
Let’s make this personal.
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