Strawberriano Snack Time Incident

[𝚂𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚎 1 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚗𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝]

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

Omg! Guess what i just did!🍓

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊[𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎]

What? Did you finally try that fancy smoothie recipe?

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

Noooo, I roasted a strawberry!

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊[𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎]

😂 Wait, how does one roast a strawberry??

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

I mean, I didn’t mean to roast it. I just left it in the oven… because I thought it would be like baked apples. But, no, it's more like burnt strawberries.

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊[𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎]

So, you made strawberry charcoal? 👀

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

Pretty much! But it had this weird smoky taste. Like, “I'm fancy, but also not okay.”

[𝚂𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚎 2 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊]

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

Also, I tried to blend a strawberry with some kale.

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊[𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎]

Did you just sentence your blender to a lifetime of trauma??

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

I think I broke the blender. 😅 It made this noise like it was saying, “Why are you doing this to me???”

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊[𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎]

You probably caused a blender identity crisis. It’s asking, “Am I a milkshake maker, or an emergency first-aid kit?”

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

🫣 I’m pretty sure it’s now in the witness protection program.

[Scene 3: The Grand Finale]

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

BUT WAIT. The best part is… I wore strawberry pajamas while all of this was happening.

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊[𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎]

So, you became the strawberry… of your own tragic tale. 😆

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

Yes! 🍓👚 I was a walking, talking strawberry disaster. It was the most extra thing I’ve ever done!

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊[𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎]

You’ve officially reached peak strawberry. I’m proud of you.

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

Thank you! 🙏 I am now an honorary member of the Strawberry Disaster Club.

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊[𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎]

One meeting: overcooked strawberries and broken blenders. Your membership is valid for life.

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

😂 It’s truly an honor.