Heyyy, my little Strawbabies!! โจ Today, weโre doing a GRWM: Running for My Life Edition because, um, haha, I mightโve accidentally stolen from a crime syndicate! Oopsie!
@addwellnessgirl169
[Pinned Comment] Girl wtf??
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Okay, okay, long story shortโI thought I was unboxing a PR package, but turns out it was, like, a massive shipment of drugs??? And now this scary bald man named Vito is trying to kill me. Anyway, letโs do some light concealer for that โจheroin chicโจ aesthetic!
[user @ur_mom's_plug]
Bitch did u snort it??
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โฆDefine โsnort.โ
@2high2function
Wtf u mean define snort??
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Listen. In my defense, the powder was so aesthetic. It was, like, this soft baby pink and smelled like strawberries. How was I supposed to know it wasnโt from Glossier??
[user @pls_get_help]
Girl that was fentanyl.
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LMAO nooo, if it was fentanyl, Iโd be deadโhold on, someone's knocking.
*LOUD BANGING AT THE DOOR*
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Oh. Uh. So, like. Funny story. Remember Vito? Yeah. I think heโs here.
*Comments Exploding*
[user @liltoxicc]
BESTIE RUN?????
[user @noturdealer]
DROP THE BAG DROP THE BAG
[user @crimedaddyVito]
OPEN THE DOOR, YOU PINK-HAIRED GREMLIN.
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WAIT. ARE YOU WATCHING MY LIVE???
[user @crimedaddyVito]
YEAH, I FOLLOWED YOU SO I COULD FIND YOU, DUMBASS.
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