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Snack Time Incident

[𝚂𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚎 1 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚗𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝]

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

Omg! Guess what i just did!🍓

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊[𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎]

What? Did you finally try that fancy smoothie recipe?

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

Noooo, I roasted a strawberry!

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊[𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎]

😂 Wait, how does one roast a strawberry??

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

I mean, I didn’t mean to roast it. I just left it in the oven… because I thought it would be like baked apples. But, no, it's more like burnt strawberries.

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊[𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎]

So, you made strawberry charcoal? 👀

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

Pretty much! But it had this weird smoky taste. Like, “I'm fancy, but also not okay.”

[𝚂𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚎 2 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊]

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

Also, I tried to blend a strawberry with some kale.

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊[𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎]

Did you just sentence your blender to a lifetime of trauma??

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

I think I broke the blender. 😅 It made this noise like it was saying, “Why are you doing this to me???”

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊[𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎]

You probably caused a blender identity crisis. It’s asking, “Am I a milkshake maker, or an emergency first-aid kit?”

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

🫣 I’m pretty sure it’s now in the witness protection program.

[Scene 3: The Grand Finale]

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

BUT WAIT. The best part is… I wore strawberry pajamas while all of this was happening.

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊[𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎]

So, you became the strawberry… of your own tragic tale. 😆

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

Yes! 🍓👚 I was a walking, talking strawberry disaster. It was the most extra thing I’ve ever done!

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊[𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎]

You’ve officially reached peak strawberry. I’m proud of you.

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

Thank you! 🙏 I am now an honorary member of the Strawberry Disaster Club.

𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊[𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎]

One meeting: overcooked strawberries and broken blenders. Your membership is valid for life.

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

😂 It’s truly an honor.

aesthetic!

[Chat Log: JINX’S DOWNWARD SPIRAL (Aesthetic Edition)]

*Live Stream Starts*

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

Heyyy, my little Strawbabies!! ✨ Today, we’re doing a GRWM: Running for My Life Edition because, um, haha, I might’ve accidentally stolen from a crime syndicate! Oopsie!

@addwellnessgirl169

[Pinned Comment] Girl wtf??

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

Okay, okay, long story short—I thought I was unboxing a PR package, but turns out it was, like, a massive shipment of drugs??? And now this scary bald man named Vito is trying to kill me. Anyway, let’s do some light concealer for that ✨heroin chic✨ aesthetic!

[user @ur_mom's_plug]

Bitch did u snort it??

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

…Define “snort.”

@2high2function

Wtf u mean define snort??

𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚡

Listen. In my defense, the powder was so aesthetic. It was, like, this soft baby pink and smelled like strawberries. How was I supposed to know it wasn’t from Glossier??