"Oops, I Accidentally Stole a Husband (And Now He Wants to Kill Me)"
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After Jungkook had finally put on the new clothes (a plain black T-shirt and sweatpants that barely fit his thighs), Taehyung decided it was time to take him outside. (As they cant be separated for 10 feet)
Everywhere, tall metal beasts (cars) roared past, strange lights flashed, and weak humans walked around,
Jungkook
Is this the underworld?
Taehyung
Nope, just Seoul.
Jungkook narrowed his eyes at a group of teenagers taking selfies nearby
Jungkook
Are they casting spells?
Jungkook
They do not seem powerful
Taehyung laughed so hard he had to grab onto Jungkook’s big, solid arm for support.
Cough .. he could just have, but no he have to grab.(ب_ب)
Jungkook
Stop touching me.
Taehyung
Aww, am I too close, big guy?
After a long, exhausting day of modern-world suffering, Jungkook and Taehyung finally returned to the apartment.
Taehyung plopped down onto the couch, stretching lazily, while Jungkook stood near the door, arms full of takeout bags, staring at him with pure hatred.
Jungkook
Are you planning to help?
Taehyung
Nah, you look so hot holding all that. I’d hate to interrupt
Jungkook mentally prepared a murder plan.
Taehyung
Come on, big guy, let’s eat
Jungkook stretched, his massive muscles flexing beneath his shirt.
Taehyung, being the pervert that he was, stared shamelessly.
Jungkook felt it immediately.
Jungkook
You are thinking disgusting things again.”💢💢
Taehyung
You’re in my head, babe. Deal with it.🌚
Jungkook prayed to every god he knew for strength.
And then—RIP.
Jungkook looked down. His sweatpants had torn again.
Silence.
Taehyung’s eyes slowly dragged down.
Taehyung
Damn.do you want me to suc-
Jungkook turned and walked straight into the bathroom.
Taehyung
Don’t worry, babe. We’ll find pants big enough for you eventually. And if we didn't i dont mind if you roam around nak'ed”
The small dining table was quickly covered with food—fried chicken, ramen, rice cakes, dumplings, and even desserts.
Taehyung
Mmm, I swear, food just tastes better when it’s free.”
Jungkook sat across from him, arms crossed, staring at the food but not touching anything.
Taehyung chewed for a moment before noticing.
Taehyung
Why aren’t you eating?
Jungkook
Jungkook looked away.
“I’m not hungry,”
Taehyung
Dude, we walked all over the city. You should be starving.”
Jungkook
(I can’t eat normal food. After waking up from such a long sleep, my body is internally weak. The only thing that can restore my strength is…
)
Jungkook
(My mate’s saliva or essence.)
Taehyung
Cough cough cough
Taehyung
He slammed his hands on the table, making Jungkook flinch. “YOU WANT MY SALIVA?!”
Jungkook’s entire body stiffened.
Jungkook
You idiot!” he barked. “DON’T SAY IT OUT LOUD!”
Taehyung
Oh, come on,” Taehyung said, grinning like a devil. “I can hear your thoughts. You can’t lie to me~”
Jungkook
This is humiliating,”
Taehyung
Wait, so does that mean,” he leaned forward, licking his lips dramatically, “you want me to feed you?”
Taehyung
Oh, but you do,” Taehyung teased. “You need my spit to survive. That’s so kinky, Jungkookie~”
Jungkook
I hate this bond.
Taehyung
Alright, alright. Let’s be logical. You need my saliva, so that means…
He picked up his chopsticks, grabbed a dumpling, che'wed it, and then held it out to Jungkook with his mou:th.
Jungkook
What. Are. You. Doing.”
Taehyung
Taehyung wiggled the dumpling in front of him. “Come on, big guy, take a bite~”
Jungkook
Jungkook shoved the plate away. “I would rather starve.”
Taehyung
Are you rejecting my love and care?”
Jungkook
You just want an excuse to put food in my mouth
Jungkook
I will find another way to regain my strength.”
Taehyung
Good luck with that. You’ll give in eventually.”
Jungkook
Over my dead body.
Spoiler: Jungkook would not last long.
Comments
Yoonha
🤣🤣🤣🤣damn
2025-03-26
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mjkj
updates!!!! plss!!!😭😭
2025-03-16
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