"Oops, I Accidentally Stole a Husband (And Now He Wants to Kill Me)"
thief
Taehyung had one simple goal in life—get rich, live easy, and never look back.
Being a con artist and a thief wasn’t just a job. It was an art. And tonight? He was about to pull off his biggest masterpiece.
Sitting in a sleek black van outside the Kim family's grand estate, Taehyung smirked as he adjusted his earpiece
Taehyung
Alright, boys. This is the one. If we pull this off, we’ll be rolling in money for the rest of our lives.
Jimin
You sure about this? The Kims aren’t just rich—they’re scary rich. Like ‘own a private army’ kind of rich.
Jin
And they worship that jar. If we get caught, they won’t just throw us in jail—they’ll probably curse us for life.
Taehyung
Oh, please. It’s just an ugly old jar. Rich people always believe in weird stuff. But the black market? They eat this kind of thing up. We could sell it for billions.
Jin
I like not being killed by a crazy rich cult
Taehyung
Relax, hyung. That’s why we have a plan
The Kims were hosting a grand charity gala, meaning the estate was packed with celebrities, business moguls, and government officials. Security was tight, but not tight enough to stop them.
Step 1: Jin would charm his way in as a VIP guest.
With his flawless suit and silver tongue, he could walk through any door without suspicion.
His job? Distract the security team just long enough for Taehyung and Jimin to get inside.
Step 2: Jimin would hack the security cameras.
He was already breaking into the estate’s system, looping the camera feeds to make sure Taehyung wouldn’t be seen.
Step 3: Taehyung, the star of the show, would sneak into the temple room and steal the jar.
It was rumored that the Kims prayed to the jar for wealth and success—which, honestly, sounded like complete nonsense.
But that nonsense was about to make him filthy rich.
Easy.
.
Dressed in an all-black suit, Taehyung slipped through the side entrance, his movements quick and precise. Thanks to Jimin’s hacking, the guards watching the cameras saw nothing but empty hallways.
Taehyung
Alright, I’m in *earpiece
Jimin
Go down the hallway, third door on the left. The jar should be in there. *earpiece
Jin
Uh, guys? Slight problem. Some old man in a robe is giving a speech about the sacred jar’s power and how it must never be touched. *earpiece
Taehyung
Yeah, well. He’s about to have a very bad night
Carefully, he slipped into the dimly lit temple room. At the center, on an ornate golden pedestal, sat the object of tonight’s heist—an old, worn-out clay jar.
Right above the sacred jar, a massive portrait hung on the wall.
The man in the painting was the hottest motherfer Taehyung had ever seen.*
Taehyung
This dude… is fine as hell. Who is he?
Jin
If it’s the portrait in the temple, that’s the Dragon King the Kims worship. He ruled like a thousand years ago before he mysteriously vanished.
Taehyung
Damn *still starring
Taehyung
I’m focusing. Focusing on how that man would taste.
Taehyung
I mean, look at him
Taehyung
He’s got big hands. You know what they say about big hands.
Jin
This is not the time to be THIRSTING over a DEAD MAN
Taehyung
I’m just saying… if this guy was alive, I’d let him ruin my life.
Comments
Sk Anaya
your wish will be granted boy
2025-03-12
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Unique_TK
God be like your wish is granted my child
2025-03-20
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MIN YOONGI🐱
be careful to what you say/Shhh/
2025-03-19
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