"Oops, I Accidentally Stole a Husband (And Now He Wants to Kill Me)"
Bond
Jungkook hated everything.
First, he woke up bonded to a thief.
Then, he had to protect said thief.
And now, he was standing in the middle of a tiny, cluttered apartment, wearing a shirt so tight it felt like a second skin, while the supposed mate who ruined his life lay lazily on the couch, scrolling through a strange glowing box.
This world was loud, ugly, and full of weak, pathetic humans. This apartment was suffocating, with too many strange objects piled on top of each other, as if Taehyung had no sense of space. And worst of all? Jungkook had no pants.
After his old robes were burned away during his awakening, Taehyung had graciously—more like mockingly—offered him some clothes. The shirt was too small, stretching painfully over his broad chest and muscular arms, the fabric threatening to rip at any moment. And the pants? No pants could fit his thighs.
Jungkook stood still, arms crossed, his golden eyes burning with irritation as he stared at Taehyung, who was grinning like a devil.
Then, suddenly, Taehyung let out a dirty chuckle. Looking down... (On his crot'ch)
Jungkook
Jungkook visibly shuddered, disgusted. Hide it with his hands “Stop that.”
Jungkook
Stop thinking whatever disgusting thing you’re thinking.”
Taehyung
Oh, but I wasn’t thinking anything… I was admiring.
Taehyung
The mate bond won’t let you.
Jungkook
You are the worst mate in history.
Taehyung
And you are the hottest mate in history,
Taehyung
Like, wow, look at those arms. Wanna flex for me?”
Taehyung just giggled. Giggled. Like he wasn’t talking to a dragon who could reduce him to ashes in a second.
Jungkook had never hated anyone more.
Finally growing tired of staring at Jungkook’s shirt-straining muscles and pants-less situation (which is a lie, he just pity the alpha) ,
Taehyung
Alright, big guy, since you tore my last pair of pants, I ordered you some new ones
Jungkook
You should have done that before handing me weak fabric
Taehyung
I didn’t know your thighs were built like tree trunks.”
Jungkook felt a headache forming.
Taehyung
They’ll be here in ten minutes.
Taehyung
Yup. Welcome to the modern world, hot stuff.
When the doorbell rang, Taehyung practically skipped over to open it. Outside stood a young delivery guy, holding a bag filled with neatly folded clothes.
Order for Kim Taehyung?” the man asked.
The delivery guy smiled back. Then, his eyes flickered inside the apartment, landing on Jungkook.
Jungkook, still half-naked, still furious, and still built like a warrior god, stared at the man like he was prey.
The delivery guy hesitated for a second before offering a nervous, “Uh… nice place.”
Taehyung
Thanks! Wanna come in and help me try on some outfits?”
Jungkook growled.
The entire apartment shook.
The delivery guy turned pale and RAN.
Taehyung
HAHA! Oh my god, did you see his face?”
Jungkook
Jungkook crossed his arms, unimpressed. “Do you flirt with every human you see?”
Taehyung
Not every human… just the ones with big muscles and bad attitudes
Taehyung
Tell that to the mate bond.
Jungkook debated throwing him out the window.
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2025-03-12
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