I Am the Fake Saintess, and the Gods Are Obsessed With Me
The fake saintess's first disaster
[Location: Temple of light ceremony hall.]
[Lina stands in front of a massive crowd with priests, nobles, and knights watching her.]
lina (fl) Fake saintess
(Internally) Okay no pressure, just kneel, say some fancy words, and summon Devine light. Except... for the part where I hhave no power.
Edward ( High priest)
(Beside her, calm as ever) (whispering) Saintess the ceremony is beginning please processed.
Edward ( High priest)
(Loud, authorities) Saintess, Lina Euphoria, receive the gods' blessings and show us the sacred light.
lina (fl) Fake saintess
(fake smile), of course! Just a moment... Gotta you know channel my holy vibes.
[ she kneels before the alter, raises her hands dramatically, and closes her eyes.]
lina (fl) Fake saintess
( Thinking) Okay, system help me out. How do I summon divine light.
System
[Error, no divine power detected].
lina (fl) Fake saintess
(Eyes twitching) Excuse me??
Edward ( High priest)
(Watching closely) Saintess...?
lina (fl) Fake saintess
(Nervous laugh) Just... feeling the energy! Yep, the divine energy is totally flowing.
[She tries again, waving her hands, pretending to focus.]
lina (fl) Fake saintess
(Muttering nonsense) O light shine forth... Uh sparkle, glow, illuminate!
[ Silence. Nothing happens.]
Crowde ( whispering) why isn't the light appearing.
lina (fl) Fake saintess
( internally panicking) Oh no, am I just gonna die again.
Nyx ( ml 2) God of darkness
( God of darkness) ( message , laughing ) Oh , this is gold. please, continue embarrassing yourself.
lux ( ml 1) God of light
( God of light ) ( message, concerned) Why don’t you use the power we granted you.
lina (fl) Fake saintess
( Thinking) Maybe because you didn't give me any.
System
[ Warning , suspicion level is increasing. ]
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