I Am the Fake Saintess, and the Gods Are Obsessed With Me
The Gods are texting me?!
Location: Saintess chambers - Grand temple.
Lina sits on the extravagant bed, head in her hands, trying to process everything.
lina (fl) Fake saintess
(Groaning) Okey, let's recap. I've woken up in a novel. I am a fake saintess, and if I get caught. I am properly going to get executed. Awesome, I love that for me. (Sarcastic)
[A glowing translucent screen suddenly pops up in front of her.]
System
[welcome, Saintess Lina, the gods are watching.]
lina (fl) Fake saintess
(Eyes widening) What in the plot device... ?
[Before she can react a furry of messages starts appearing.]
lux ( ml 1) God of light
(God of light) (message) welcome dear Saintess, we have long awaited your arrival.
Nyx ( ml 2) God of darkness
( God of darkness) (message) This is going to be fun.
Astra ( ml 3 ) God of stars
(God of stars) (message) How wonderful another saintess to guide.
Ignis ( ml 4 ) God of war
(God of war) (message) Hah ! , let's see if she is strong enough!
lina (fl) Fake saintess
(Screaming internally) oh great that gods are texting me like this is some celestial group chat.
[Edward enters the room looking as composed as ever.]
Edward ( High priest)
(Firm, yet polite) Saintess, the ceremony is about to begin. please prepare yourself.
lina (fl) Fake saintess
(fake smiling) Oh, of course I was just... communing with the gods! haha!
Edward ( High priest)
(pauses than nods) I see, then I should escort you to the temple.
lina (fl) Fake saintess
( internally) Nod to herself: figure out how to fake communing with the gods before they ask me to do it again.
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